A young greenette ran from rooftop to rooftop, occasionally having to jump down or climb up. A black haired hobo looking man was right on his tail.
"Give it up kid, just come quietly"
The greenette suddenly stopped and turned sharply to face the older, a large grin spreading across his face. He looks at where the guy was standing, causing him to look down too.
"...Shit"
POOF
Pink glitter exploded from a mini bomb on the floor, right underneath him. Aizawa swatted it away but by the time he could see again, the greenette was gone. He sighed and started walking home, covered in pink glitter.
Ua Staff Chat
System: Grumpy Cat is online
Grumpy Cat: I'm so fucking done with this brat.
Cockatoo: what's up Sho? Have a run in with your favourite problem child again?
Grumpy Cat: Shut up.
Kinky~: What was it this time? Ice water? Slime? Glitter? Or did the kid tie you to a pole again while holding a cat just out of reach?
Grumpy Cat: it was fucking glitter
I had to shower for an hour to get it all off
Evil Rat Genius: Eraser, you can't say you don't enjoy the kids company
Grumpy Cat: I don't. Caused me nothing but problems.
Mysterious is online
Kinky~: oh I forgot about them!
Mysterious: nice to know you think about me gorgeous😔
Grumpy Cat: thirteenth reason
Yee-haw🤠: did.. did Aizawa just meme?
@Problem Solver I think we need your help
Problem Solver: Sure. It seems that Aizawa is so done with life he has decided to stop caring about his reputation
Grumpy Cat: why don't you just punch me
Cockatoo: Lmao, Sho your pain makes me oddly happy
Mysterious: Sadist
Kinky~: Kinky
Grumpy Cat: I need sleep.
Grumpy Cat has gone offline
Cockatoo: LMAO YALL SCARED HIM OFF
Mysterious: Yall🤠
Pirate: Yall🤠
Cockatoo: you wound me, Ecto😔
Pirate: Good. Who is 'Mysterious'?
Evil Rat Genius: A kid I added on accident.
Pirate: and why is a kid awake at this time?
Cockatoo: Good question! Why are you up little listener?
Mysterious: you see I could go the sarcastic route
But I'm going to tease you instead.
Why haven't you asked out Eraser-chan yet?
Kinky~: Eraser-chan?
Mysterious: It's a nickname Midi-chan! You guys have way too long hero names!
Cockatoo: I-
Coackatoo is offline
Mysterious: maybe he went to Eraser-chan😏
Pirate: are we sure this is a kid?
Evil Rat Genius: Nope!
Mysterious: Why was Eraser so mad earlier?
Evil Rat Genius: Ah, I believe he got glitter bombed again.
Mysterious: again? Eraser-chan is getting... pranked?
Kinky~: Pfft- yeah he is it's hilarious. I just see him run past my house covered in a different coloured glitter every other night
Mysterious: Well, I hope he can find out who's doing it!
Kinky~: so pure...
On the other side of the screen, Izuku was laughing.
'Pure... oh poor Midi-chan, she has no idea.'
Mysterious: Well I have to go now! Gotta get some sleep.
Kinky~: gn kid
Evil Eat Genius: Goodnight!
In le Aizawa household
Aizawa kicked open the front door and stumbled into the house, covered in bright pink glitter.
"Hey dad what's u- pffft he got you again didn't he"
The boy burst out laughing at the sight of his usually stoic dad covered in glitter.
"Shut up Toshi. That brat. I'm going to shower."
"Yeah- don't fall asleep in the shower again"
"That was one time."
Aizawa stumbled his way to the bathroom, muttering something about a 'stupid problem child.'
After texting the group chat, Aizawa sighed and called his adopted son, Shinso Hitoshi, downstairs.
"Toshi. You're going to UA next year, right?"
"Yeah, I'm going to try for gen ed. Why?"
"Well, I'm sure you'll move up to my class eventually. For now I want you to meet all the teachers, so tomorrow I'll be adding you into the group chat."
"Damnit. Ok, maybe I'll meet my future dad"
"You wh- Toshi I don't like Mic"
"I didn't mention Mic"
UA staff chat
Cockatoo added Shinso Hitoshi
Cockatoo: Sho asked me to add him, said he got Nezu's permission
Kinky~: oooh~ another kid?
Grumpy Cat: Nemuri Kayama if you do so much as look at him I'll rip your arms off and shove them up-
Shinso Hitoshi: chill Dadzawa
Mysterious changed Grumy Cat's name to Dadzawa
Evil Rat Genius: I do not believe I gave you admin
Mysterious: nopeee
Shinso Hitoshi: they're a teacher?
Mysterious: what? Me? No- I'm not even an adult. And you're not either?
Shinso Hitoshi: nope.
Dadzawa: Ah great. Problem children 2 and 3 met.
Mysterious: and who's problem child 1?
Dadzawa went offline
Shinso Hitoshi: it's the one that keeps pranking them- it's a sensitive subject
Mysterious: Anyway~ wanna go out with me?
Shinso Hitoshi: uh? Why?
Mysterious: come onnn- you're hot, I'm hot, it's perfect
Kinky~: 👀
Evil Rat God: 👀
Yee-haw🤠: 👀
Cockatoo: 👀
Shinso Hitoshi: How do you know what I look like?
Mysterious: I may or may not have searched all school files in Eraser-chan's area
That's not important though
Shinso Hitoshi: Should I be flattered?
Kinky~: oh my god just go on a date with them
Shinso Hitoshi: fine fine. Dm me time and place.
Literal Drill: @dadzawa
Dadzawa is online
Dadzawa: what?
Kinky~: your son has more balls than you lmao
Cockatoo: backread
Shinso Hitoshi: Wellll- that's my cue. It was nice meeting you all. See you later, Mysterious, pm me~
Shinso Hitoshi is offline
Mysterious: holy shit
Dadzawa: fml
Dadzawa is offline
Mysterious: holy shit
Kinky~: well kid, you got a date
Mysterious: Ha, fuck y'all I'm winning in life
Mysterious is offline