Mintzy: welcome back everyone! We'll start off with my personally favorite ship, thats actually Canon in the comics!!
*They all stare, optics wide, wondering who the first victims will be*
Optimus: Go on Mintzy, if you please.
Mintzy: If you insist! This chapter is all about knockout and breakdown! Ship name, knockdown! Or breakout, but that sounds weird. . .
*the two look at eachother, beginning to blush hard*
Knockout: I-
Starscream: *smirking* whats wrong knocks?
Mintzy: So screamy, you ship it?
Starscream: Don't call me that! But yes, the two seem to have an affinity for eachother, plus they just work so well together.
Megatron: Dating is not important between decepticons, we are at war! This is nonsense.
Mintzy: oh come on, its all for fun. Besides, who wouldn't ship those two, I mean come on, look at them!
*they are still blushing hard, yet neither of them were saying anything against it*
Mintzy: awww, you two are adorable.
Ratchet: you do realize who your saying that to, right? For once in a lifetime, I actually agree with Megatron, this really is nonsense.
*Optimus nodded slowly*
Arcee: I do see why you think the two would be good together. From what I've seen, their perfect together. Bumblee, what about you?
Bumblebee: Yeah, not much else to say. I ship it.
Miko: well I just think this is weird, talking with the decepticons like this.
Raf: I'd have to agree, they always try to squash us.
Mintzy: Hey, don't worry about it guys, they won't hurt you here.
Jack: how do you know that?
Mintzy: cause I'm the writer, obviously. But I would squash them if they even tried.
Starscream: HA! I'd like to see you try!
Mintzy: *creepily smiles at him* no, you don't. *snaps fingers*
*Starscream tries to talk, but no noise comes out his voice box. He reluctantly stops trying, frowning*
Mintzy: *turning back towards the humans* anyway, opinions?
*everyone stunned*
Soundwave: *with Shockwaves voice* this is a logical *he thought for a moment, scanning his files, then said with mintzys voice* ship.
Mintzy: why thank you Soundwave, glad you agree.
*he put a happy face on his screen*
Miko: I um- I actually do ship this!
Mintzy: I knew you would! *gives her a high five!*
Raf: Its. . . Not a bad ship.
Jack: *nods in agreement*
Miko: Bulk, are you okie?
*everyone looks at the bot as he glares at breakdown and knockout.*
Bulkhead: I hate this. . .
Mintzy: Its okay bulk, I now that breakdowns your worst enemy, BUT I really would love to hear your opinion!
*bulkhead groaned, then looked straight into breakdown optics, then nodded* Fine, I don't ship them.
Mintzy: *speaks like a gameshow hostess* oh, our first disagreement, how come?
Bulkhead: cause I want him dead, so if they date then I would most likely be responsible for knockouts loss, and it just feels wrong to ship them.
Knockout: So basically you don't want me coming after you for revenge? Hmm, smart thinking. For once.
Bulkhead: *just straight up glares at him*
Mintzy: whoa k, this is getting intense.
Breakdown: You couldn't kill me even if you tried. *he smirked at bulkhead* and you have.
Bulkhead: ARGH! THATS IT!
He lurched forward to attack breakdown, turning his servo into a his hammer. Breakdown seemed wake up, bringing out his own hammer to defend himself. Knockout jumped away quickly before his paint finish could get scratched.
Breakdown: what's wrong bulkhead? You jealous I have a Spark mate and you don't? Hehehe
Bulkhead: ARGH!
Knockout: *to mintzy* hey, uh, mint you gonna stop this?
Mintzy: Why? You worried for breaky~
Knockout: *blushing* I might be . . .
Mintzy: oh, alright then. HEY! YOU TWO, STOP IT! *snaps fingers, then they immediately disappear, then reappear standing peacefully where they were standing just a moment before*
Breakdown and bulkhead at exactly the same time: HEY!!!
Mintzy: HA! That was hilarious! But seriously boys we have to move on, so can you guys not?
Bulkhead: easy for YOU to say!
Breakdown: COME ON! We just getting to the best part!
*The two glare at eachother, breakdown smiles at him*
Mintzy: BREAKDOWN! Come on, we all know your acting like this to avoid reacting to this ship! Hehe~
Breakdown: *Looks down at mintzy, avoiding eye contact with knockout* Well- well I -
Knockout: Well breaky - what do you think? :)
Breakdown: *finally looks at knockout* Well what do you think?
Knockout: Oh come on breaky, isn't that obvious? *he takes a step towards him*
*They stare into eachothers eyes. Knockout smirking, and breakdown blushing hard. The red mech grabbed breakdowns servo, and they stand like that for several minutes.*
Miko: *whispering to the other humans* well, look at that! They really are perfect hehe~
Knockout: *glances at the humans, then immediately turns back to breakdown. Finally they stop staring at eachother, and go back to standing side by side, holding servos.* I guess that answers your question mint. So what now?
Mintzy: well, *turns towards the camera* that's the end of the chapter! Thank you readers, I hope you enjoyed reading this! Comment, likes, and even you clicking on the book really helps and I really appreciate it, so thank you!
*turns back to bulkhead chasing breakdown around the room and knockout rolling his optics, well everyone watches
Bulkhead runs into knockout, who gets stunned for a moment, then angrily shoves him away*
Knockout: HEY, WATCH THE FINISH!
Breakdown: GET AWAY FROM HIM! *pulls up hammer to attack bulkhead, but before anything happens they freeze in mid air*
Mintzy: I TURNED AWAY FOR THREE SECONDS! OKAY. . . THATS IT! *snaps fingers, and they all disappear from the room, and the camera shuts off abruptly*
*they all show up back in their world, forgetting everything that happened in the pocket dimension*
Later ~
knockout: WHERE DID THESE SCREATCHES COME FROM!
Breakdown: *chuckles* Come here, I'll buff it for ya.
Knockout: oh thank you breaky. :)
Not my art! I grabbed these off pinterest!
This is my favorite ship in transformer, there just sooo flipping adorable I can't!