𝚆𝚎 𝙴𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔�...

By GET_NAE_NAED_BISH

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Royals
Vacation time!
Vacation part 2, day 1
Vacation part 3, Day 2
Among us
Vacation Part 4, day 3
Vacation idk whay day or part, all ik is they ded meat
john screwed uP
Emoji Talk
Spoopy
not a chapter but-
Dreams
Hol up-
Haha
Cursed Ships
Truth or dare >:D
bitch nO-
Yeehaw
Aha-
how u like thaT
i mean i told ya
Jumanji but not Jumanji - Demon Ritual
Jumanji part 2 - Wowza-
... (read)
Jumanji part 3 - school time
Jumanji part 4 - Zeke u bithc
AHA
read my one shot book
----- NEW TIMELINE -----
look chapter read it
much needed John slander
they're back pt 2
còme
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oh dear
the end or something

They're back 😓

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John: usually I wouldnt voluntarily talk to such revolting peiple

John: except u sera <3

Sera: k

John: but I must warn, theyre back

Isen: lol what

Blyke: I hate to agree with a bitch

Blyke: but *it* is rigjt

Blyke: they're back

Remi: aight who we talking bout

Arlo: I think I got a clue

Arlo: u mean those bitchass lunch staff who keep "misplacing the desserts"

John: conversation for another time

John: I mean them

Isen: k can someone tell me who they are bc rn I feel kinda stupid 🤒

Blyke: u are stupid

Blyke: dumb bitch

Remi: Blyke don't be mean.

Blyke: he once got stabbed and didnt notice for an hour

Isen: I WAS SLEEP DEPEIVED THIS ISNT FAIR

Blyke: WE HAD TO TAKE YOU TO THE ER CAUSE U LOST SM BLOOD

Sera: another conversation for later

Sera: but I think I know what emo #1 and #2 are talking about

Blyke: ayo what

John: understandable

Sera: the prankster duo </3

Isen: OHHHHHH

Arlo: fuvking assholes

Remi: ^^

Blyke: we couldn5 have gone one year w/o them 💔

*Isen has added Cecile to chat*

John: tf why u adding the bitch

Isen: IM SORRY SHE FORCED ME EHSU

Cecile: first of all fuck you non-respectively john

Cecile: second of all the only reason I'm in this god awful gc is bc I saw you all talking abt

Cecile: the prankster duo

Remi: even Cecile cant take their pranks

Sera: tbh no one can

Arlo: i say as my last year at wellston we put a stop to these pranks

John: eat this ratio bifch

Blyke: L

Remi: L

Sera: L

Isen: L

Elaine: L

Arlo: tbh I was kinda hurt till elaine showed up

Arlo: I didnt even know u were in this gc elaine

Elaine: fuck u

Elaine: imsorry

Isen: we all know the only person arlo is fucking is rei 💔

Arlo: ...

Remi: I hate it bc its true

John: I'm just gonna imagine I've never seen the last part of our conversation

John: hope you all have a shitty day (except you sera) 💗💗

Blyke: simp

Arlo: no room to talk, blyke

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Arlo: alright what did the pranksters do that was so bad the headmaster had to make an announcement??

Sera: I heard they wrote smut in the bathroom walls

John: in the bathroom walls

Sera: stfu

Sera: I hope you eat ass like that simp y/n did

John: the only ass I'll eat is arlos 😒

Arlo: kys

Remi: no I dknt think Vaughn cared abt the bathroom smut

Remi: they switched the coconut oil in the kitchen with hair gel and the chefs used it in the cake

John: ...

Remi: used hair gel

Isen: brb gonna go kms

Blyke: I would say take me w/ you but the last thing I would want is to die w/ you

Isen: whoever the prankster duo is I say they kill Blyke

Elaine: wait a god damn minute right here

Elaine: what if the pranksters are in this gc

Elaine: like think abt it

Cecile: it would make sense

Cecile: ig if any low-tiers or smth caught them in the act they could just threaten them not to say anything

Blyke: maybe its zeke

Sera: would that mean the hair gel used in the cake would've been zeke's

Blyke: nvm isen kill me too

John: I say we just beat zeke's ass

Isen: specifically his ass??

John: die

Remi: but what if hes not the prankster

John: idc

Arlo: I agree with John

Remi: same

Isen: ^

Elaine: ^

Cecile: ^

Blyke: ^

Sera: ^

John: k I'll expect u all to bail me out of jail

John: not today

John: just one day

John: or maybe today as well

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Cecile: it's not zeke

Remi: how do u know

John: cause while I was beating the shit out of him and his weird ass friends the prankster attacked again

Sera: .

Sera: they took my extensions

Sera: and spills glitter glue all over my hair

Blyke: burn

Sera: not even to expensive kind.

Sera: the cheap shit that smells like a dead body.

Sera: and they stole my hair dye.

Isen: getting in my feels for u 💔🙏

Sera: die in a hole

Arlo: u think that's bad??

Arlo: they've done it again

Arlo: THEY'VE DONE THIS MONSTROUSITTY AGAIN

Arlo: where

Arlo: the

Arlo: fuck

Arlo: is

Arlo: my

Arlo: earrings

Remi: oh no

John: just earrings, smh

Arlo: STFU THEY COST MORE THAN YOUR LIFE

Arlo: IM NOT EBEN BEING MEAN OR LYING

Cecile: they're on the move again

Cecile: my makeup set has disappeared

Isen: aha

Isen: well I seemed to have misplaced my hair dye 👉👈

Remi: damn how we can finally see your natural hair

Isen: stfu you've been standing in cement for an hour

Isen: while blyke has tried to get you out without cutting your feet off

Remi: the betrayal

Sera: how tf did they get u in wet cement

Blyke: they didnt

Blyke: she just stood in wet cement.

Blyke: on purpose.

Remi: YOLO AM I RIGHT

Arlo: you betyer have not been wearing those shoes I got u for christmas

John: FUCKING SHOT

John: my hair gels gone

Elaine: smh could've been a little earlier

Isen: right, we needed this months ago 👎

Sera: so, so far we have

Sera: my hair extensions and dye, isens hair dye, arlos earrings, ceciles make up, and John's hair gel

John: so elaine, blyke and remi are next

John: cant wait

Blyke: you sick fuck

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Elaine: IM SORRY ARLO

Elaine: 😥🙏!!

Arlo: I've never despised someone more in my life

Elaine: I COULDNT TAKE IT

Isen: what did she pull out ✍

Arlo: I know hate isen as much as I hate elaine

Isen: nothing new 😒

Remi: wait what did elaine do that was so bad

Arlo: elaine you explain

Arlo: now.

Elaine: so I may have made a deal with the pranksters so they wouldnt prank me and prank arlo instead

Sera: that's just psychotic Elaine

Elaine: YK WHAT THEY DID TO ME LAST YEAR

Elaine: THEY STOLE MY HAIR SUPPRLIES AND I HAD TO PUT MY HAIR IN A STRAIGHT PONYTAIL

Elaine: A STRAIGHT PONYTAIL

Elaine: everybody called me straight all day 😖

Sera: oh yeah I remember I was one of those people

Remi: well what did they do to u arlo?

Arlo: they cut off my fhcking hair strand

Isen: AHAHGHSHAHAH

Isen:


Sera: white boy arlo

Arlo: STOP ITNEJSQ

Blyke: it's such a small but powerful move

John: it's nearly the end of the day and the pranksters still haven't gotten to blyke yet

Blyke: feeling kinda scared

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Isen: emo john???

Isen: this you???

Remi:

Blyke: Remi ily but PLEASE NO

Sera: this is too perfect

John: idk if I should be laughing or feeling offended

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Hey guys its author me over here

Um so imma cut this short so I can get an ep out

Anyways thanks for reading ily all

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