Zodiac High

*Aries' Mansion: Game Room*

*Aries and Pisces are playing Call of Duty Black Ops 4 on the newest xbox.*
*Sagittarius enters the room and sits down next to Aries.* *Aries pauses the game and look at his friend.*
ARIES: What's up?
SAGITTARIUS: Gemini is tripping.
PISCES: I mean, I would be tripping if my significant other asked me for a threesome with Starry.
SAGITTARIUS: But it's like she haven't done them before.
ARIES: True.
PISCES: Sag bro. Gemini doesn't want to do it. Get over it.
ARIES: She did it with me.
*Sagittarius and Pisces exchange a look among each other and stare at Aries.*
SAGITTARIUS: When was this?
ARIES: When I cheated on my future wifey.
PISCES: Who was the other girl?
ARIES: Can't say.
SAGITTARIUS: Tell us.
PISCES: Or we kill you.
ARIES: I can't.
SAGITTARIUS: Tell us or we tell your wifey that you had a threesome.
ARIES: Maybe we all should calm down and talk about something else.
PISCES: You telling everyone to calm down is very ironic.
SAGITTARIUS: If you don't tell, I'll ask Gemini.
ARIES: And ruin your relationship even more.
SAGITTARIUS: You should had kept your mouth shut about the threesome you had with her.
ARIES: It was a one time thing.
PISCES: Tell us who the other person was?
SAGITTARIUS: Are you afraid to tell us, because it was another dude involved?
ARIES: Taurus is not a dude.
SAGITTARIUS: YOU HAD A THREESOME WITH TAURUS AND GEMINI?
PISCES: *Eyes are exploding from eyelids.* Taurus?
ARIES: Who's ready to eat some food? I think one of my maids made some nachos.
SAGITTARIUS: I can't believe you fucked both Gemini and Taurus.
ARIES: And you better not mention this to either one of them.
SAGITTARIUS: I can't believe one of my best friends had a threesome with my girl and her best friend.
ARIES: This happened before y'all got together and it was a mistake.
SAGITTARIUS: She could do it with you but not me.
ARIES: I cheated on Cancer with her.
SAGITTARIUS: But you still had a threesome with her.
ARIES: Sagittarius. You need to get over this threesome fantasy.
SAGITTARIUS: How can I get over it when you two done it with each other.
ARIES: How about those nachos?
PISCES: *Rubs tummy.* Yeah, I'm pretty hungry.
SAGITTARIUS: *Stomach grows loudly.* Sure, whatever.
*Pisces and Aries get up and exit the room.*
SAGITTARIUS: Give me a moment. I got to text my dealer back. *Pulls out iPhone and text Gemini.*