Despite her usual vibe, Mei was intelligent. She excelled in all her class except science. This lead to her leading the team study group at 4pm on a Sunday in the library.
Nearly everyone was there, even Zhongli and he basically knew everything in the world just to listen to Mei trying to explain how the sentence "She bit into a red apple" implied the female leads death.
She was not doing a good job.
It's not like she wasn't trying it's just that they refused to listen. Mei continued talking knowing that Zhongli was the only person listening to her. Its only after Venti hit Aether on the head with Macbeth and Aether fucking moaned is when she knew she had to stop.
Slamming her book closed, she instantly got up and started to pack her things.
"Ah going so soon?" Zhongli questioned.
She simply nodded and sent a quick smile to Zo who had noticed her leaving, then stormed out the library.
Before she could actually leave, she bumped face first into the chest of a very tall lady.
"Mother fucker!" She thought,
"not me bumping into ppl like I'm in a fucking romance anime."
She looked up ready to apologise but then...
"Look where you're going." A purple haired figure sighed.
The woman had long purple hair in a braid and had a chilling stare.
The girl next to her looked at Mei like she was a piece of dirt. She had short blue hair and stood elegantly, glaring down on Mei.
The fact Mei was around tall women was already enough to frighten her and their stares weren't helping.
She profusely apologised and left the library.
"Hmm" the purple haired girl hummed.
"What is it Baal?" The blue haired girl asked.
"Well I was thinking is that not Scaramouche's little friend I just saw?"
"Um who?"
"My little brother bitch?? How can you forget Eula we've been friends forever!" Baal said, turning around to playfully punch Eula.
"HEY I forgot abt you kid bro mkay." Eula said rolling her eyes.
"It's actually scary how much you look like Scaramouche and Mona but yall ain't even related since you're adopted." Eula signed.
"Besides we all used to call Scara kunikuzushi but I guess he's using his other name here huh." Eula said looking into Baal's eyes.
"Well yeah. Let's go now Yae and Gorou must be waiting for us." Baal said turning to leave. Eula followed her deeper into the library, keeping in mind to ask around to see what Scara was doing these days.
BROKE MILLIONERS
Lumine
hmmm
Lumine changed the chat name to milk
Xiao
Why tho
Lumine
Why not 😇😇
Aether
Just like how my dad went to get the milk then never came back
xiangling
damn RIP
Aether
stfu ain't u motherless
xiangling
💔💪
zo
like half of us don't have parents wtf
Lumine changed the gc name to fatherless behaviour
Lumine
feels like this applies to almost all of us
Diluc
🖕🖕
Childe
not me tho 😇
xiao
your parents sent you to boarding school WHEN YOU WERE EIGHT
they deffo didnt like you stfu
Childe
💔💔
Beidou
Why u gotta do everyone's parents like that 😔
Lumine
tehe 😈
Venti
stealing my brand I see
Jean
ahh there he is
not only is he fatherless
he's also jobless
and USELESS
Venti
damn all I did was breathe leave me aloneeee
Jean
lol never
Kaeya
hey yall
Diluc
no
Keaya
stfu Diluc ain't no one ask for your opinion
anyway I met some funny guy in food tec today can I add them?
Keqing
depends r they actually funny
Kaeya
yeah....
Keqing
the hesitation
Lumine
PLS THE HESITATION MAKING ME NERVOUS
go on
Kaeya added Ayato
Ayato
pls leave my fatherless self alone
Childe
OMG AYATO MY BRO
Ayato
CHILDE AYYYY
Xiao
I hate this alr
Scaramouche
same when childe is happy
I am not
Mei
gee will yall believe that scara has his notifications set so that when Childe is mentioned he gets a notification 🙄
Xingqiu
are u fr 😭
Mei
I could not be lying abt this we were literally talking and he got the notification I was shell shocked
Xingqiu
naurr 💀💀
Scaramouche
gotta make sure Childe is enjoying life so I can bully him
Ayato
damn childe man I thought u said you had friends
Childe
WOWOWOWOW I DO
xiao
he does infact not.
Jean
this is a free bully venti and childe zone 😇
Childe
I hate you all.
Ayato
is ok if I add my sister in this group?? she's superrr lonely.
Lumine
depends if your sister hot or/and cool
Kaeya
does she deserve to be with the fatherless bunch??
Ayato
she's the one who started the devious licks
Venti
AYOO?!?!
Aether
YOOOO WAHT
Zo
YOUR SISTER IS A LEGEND
Hu Tao
WHAT U SERIOUS WOW
Mona
WOAHHH
Jean
NAH YOU FR???
Zhongli
huh
Xiao
even I am impressed
Xinyan
tell your sister I love her
Childe
DAMN ACTUALLY
Amber
ok so i guess i need to ask what devious licks are
Lisa
you dont understand they were LEGENDARY
venti
ok so
like last yr someone STOLE the headteachers car keys leaving the note devious lick
after that the school was a warzone
childe
PEOPLE KEPT NICKING EVERYONES STUFF
Diluc
who says nicking in this day and age grow up
chongyun
fr man are u not embarrassed
childe
stfu
Ayato
can i add her so she can explaun herself what happened?
Lumine
IM ADDING HER RIGHT NOWWW
Lumine added ayaka
ayaka
Greetings.
Bennet
man sounding posher than fiscal 💀💀
Jean
ok get it queen lizzie
Amber
wanna explain the devious licks??
Ayaka
OK NAUR WHAT IM ABT TO TELL YOU YOU WILL NOT BELIEVEEE
beidou
mans accent switching up real quick
aether
went from west london to south
Kaeya
shes been typing for a while....
Ayaka
ok so me and my girlie yoimiya were enjoying life when we see the head teachers car keys in their back pocket.
And every1 knows you aint supposed to put shit in your back pocket of your jeans cause what if u get robbed??
This bitch aint smart though so we nick her keys like mf swipper from dora easy, right?
WRONG. This bitch name yoimiya said we should leave a NOTE can u believe it ?? Man wanted to sign our crime. BUTTTT shes my 4lifer so we slipped a note under the headteachers office that said "DEVIOUS LICK 😈😈" and called it a day.
Of course the note was printed so we got away with it and shoved the car keys in a shoe box.
Then everyone started copying us stealing school stuff like soap and teachers pens and shit.
But remember no one is better than the originals 💪💪💪.
Amber
woah
Kaeya
tearing up what an amazing feat
mei
we might need to meet yoimiya cause..
hu tao
damn I've been brought to tears
Aether
fell on my knees in a walmart parking lot tbh
Zo
absolutely inspirational
Ayaka
so yh
Lumine
you're a legend
Amber
wait so how did those devious licks end???
Ayaka
our school being the TRY HARD it is started locking bathrooms for some times of the day, locking the dorms so u couldnt go in the middle of the day and getting body guards for teachers
Childe
body guards was so extra for what reason
Ningguang
naur the headaches those body guards gave me i became paranoid
Ayaka
the school was miserable so i returned the keys by leaving it on the car the head teacher hadnt been able to move and then it ended
Xingqiu
end of an era tbh
Xiangling
fr like those were the TIMES
xiao
i hope u all know u just confessed to robbery
albedo
fr the about of STUFF that was mine that went missing
tell me why people thought i was a teacher
Venti
LMAO
Zo
lets meet yoimiya
Ayaka
kk.
Ayaka added Yoimiya
Yoimiya
hello?
Ayaka
i told them abt the devious licks
Yoimiya
omg yh proudest moment of my life
Mei
naur hu tao i swear this is the "idol" youve been talking abt
Hu tao
can you shut up i just said she looks cool
Yoimiya
well nice too meet you too
Hu tao
😊
Scara
10 bucks shes giggling rn
Venti
bet
Ayato
hows he gonna find out tho
Lumine
don't question that crack head
Yoimiya
omg Ayato
Childe
:O
do yk him
Yoimiya
ik him though his bf
Kaeya
:U
Diluc
:U
Zo
hmm
Jean
mhm
Beidou
whos your bf 🤨
Hu tao
TELL ME WHY VENTI CAME CRASHING THROUGH MY WINDOW
venti
tehe
Hu tao
DONT TEHE I HATE YOU
xiao
how tf did manage that
Zhongli
He asked me for some assistance.
Kaeya
ofc -_-
Amber
lets focus on Ayatos so called bf
Xingqiu
50 bucks he doesnt exist
Diluc
I'll up that to 100
Ayato
HE EXISTS I SWEAR
Xinyan
whats his name
Ayato
Thoma
Ganyu
never heard of them
Aether
yk when ganyus lost smth is up
Ayato
you wouldn't know him he goes to a different school
Ayaka
jesus
Venti
LMAOAOAOA
Jean
YOU MUST BE JOKING
Diluc
Xingqiu u owe me money
Childe
BYEEBYE HE GOES TO ANOTHER SKL MY ASS
Zhongli
....
your story isnt quite believable
Aether
EVEN ZHONGLI
Xingqiu
NAURR 💀💀
Lumine
Ayato are you not embarrassed???
Mei
shame is free
Scara
ykk
Ayato
guys i swear
Zo
give us a pic
Ayato
i recently had my phone stolen meaning i have no pics on my new one
nothing backed up
Xinyan
hold up
how long is this relationship again??
Ayato
two yrs
Jean
BYEBYE E
Xiangling
lying is a sin
Xiao
liars go to hell 😒
Aether
tearing up rn
Kaeya
fr laughed so hard my stomach hurts
Ayato
guys please
Xingqiu
g..guys please my imaginary boyfriend exists he just goes to another school far far away 🥺🥺
Childe
which school is it
Ayato
University of Inazuma
Fischl
cap
Amber
even fischl came online and said smth normal 💀💀
Diluc
you actually have to be smart to go to that uni
Jean
and yet we alled ended up in an open uni for all nations 😔💯
Venti
look i could make it to university of sumeru if i wanted
Xiao
cap
Hu tao
no
Mei
your funny
Scara
💀
Diluc
venti hush
Jean
wondering why Zhongli isnt there rn
Kaeya
probably followed childe
Childe
Hey!
also our uni has a 7% acceptance rate idk what yall are on about
Beidou
it does....
Ayato
University of Inazuma has a 4% one
Zhongli
Our University is very prestigious
Jean
the stupid name of our uni tricked me
Xingqiu
how tf did u make it here jean
Jean
so rude for what reason
Diluc
so we all accept this bf doesnt exist
Venti
yep
Lumine
deffo
Zo
ofccc
Ayato
heartbroken rn
@Yoimiya @Ayaka
back me up
Ayaka
um so i have homework to be doing
Yoimiya
girl bye...
Ayato
:<