POV: I'm a whore for private chats.
-Kyoutani and Terushima-
Kyoutani- do you think I could deepthroat a banana
Terushima- I fall more in love with you every text
Kyoutani- I'm-
Yuuji
Terushima- kyo
Kyoutani- IM BEING SERIOUS
Terushima- so was I sweetheart
Kyoutani- Oikawa doesn't think I could do it
Terushima- how long is the banana?
Kyoutani- idk? 4 inches?
Terushima- oh baby
Kyoutani- what?
Terushima- If you can't deep throat that than your throat is gonna be sore asf when I'm done with you
Kyoutani- I hate you.
Why do you think I would give you head?
Terushima- right right I apologize, I meant asshole
Kyoutani- .....
Terushima- <3 kidding
Kyoutani- I... it's- *sighs* now I'm thinking about your dick
Terushima- are you? In the middle of class? Really?
Kyoutani- shut up it's your fault.
So...
How big?
Terushima- you're gonna kill me
Kyoutani- I JUST WANT TO COMPARE IT TO MINE
NO OTHER REASON
Terushima- okay 7
Kyoutani- shit
Terushima- what
Kyoutani- I win
Terushima- Proof?
Kyoutani- wanna sneak out tonight?
Terushima- are you gonna insult my small dick?
Kyoutani- small? Yuuji I just had a heart attack because I realized I'll have to fit at least 7 inches up my ass stfu
Terushima- *passes out*
Kyoutani- WHY WOULD YOU PASS OUT
Terushima- kyo
Kyoutani- yeah Yuuji?
Terushima- I really like you
Kyoutani- I know. I really really like you too
Terushima- tell oikawa he sucks and you could totally deepthroat a banana
Kyoutani- I already ate the banana
Terushima- I.. okay 😭🤚
Kyoutani- ;-; wyd after practice?
Terushima- idk I'm kinda tired. Wanna come cuddle and nap with me
Kyoutani- stg you read my mind 😩
-Daishou and Konoha-
Daishou- hey loser
Konoha- hi daddy
Daishou- oh-
Konoha- omg idk why I just said that
That's so embarrassing
Ignore me
Ew
Ong
Daishou- no no no no
It was-
I'm-
Hi baby
Konoha- ugh I am never calling you that again
Daishou- oh really? Are you sure about that?
Konoha- 100% POSITIVE
Daishou- hmm okay
Konoha- I'm hungry
Daishou- what do you want to eat?
Konoha- idk probably gonna whip up some ramen noodles
Daishou- uhhh I'm hungry too
Wanna go out with me
Konoha- like on a date?
Daishou- exactly like that
Konoha- but how? It's morning
What if we run into bokuto and akaashi
Or Kuroo
Daishou- babe we really should stop caring about what they think
Konoha- I don't care what they think
Daishou- ok fine than we won't go out
Konoha- ......
Daishou.
I do want too
I never said we couldn't
Daishou- well than let's go
Konoha- oki oki so demanding
Daishou- Hmm you haven't even seen the demanding side of me yet
Konoha- gonna quote Teru on this one,
Kinky~
Daishou- speaking of Teru, guess who I just saw sneak into his room?
Konoha- Tendou? Kiyoko? Hinata!? DAICHI?!?
Daishou- that would be some good ass drama
But no
Kyoutani
Konoha- oh wait but I thought yahaba-
Daishou- idk man
Konoha- sheeshhhhhh
-Oikawa and Iwaizumi's chat-
Iwaizumi- happy birthday Tooru
Oikawa- thank you iwachan
Iwaizumi- ohhh so you're back to calling me iwachan
Oikawa- WELL IF I SPEND MY WHOLE DAY BEING MAD AT YOU ITLL RUIN MY BIRTHDAY
Iwaizumi- pffft sucks your birthday has to fall on the day we were at training camp
Oikawa- it's okay. Means I get to spend it with my favorite people + kindaichi..
Iwaizumi- you're so rude but I'll let it swing since it's your birthday
Oikawa- hey iwachan
Iwaizumi- yes Tooru
Oikawa- stop being nice to me it's to weird
Iwaizumi- I swear you have a thing for getting yelled at and slapped around or something
Oikawa- trauma turns into kinks-
Iwaizumi- TRAUMA?!? YOUR PARENTS NEVER HIT YOU!!
Oikawa- BUT YOU DID
Iwaizumi- oh-
Oikawa- YEAH stupid head
Iwaizumi- so basically you get turned on when I hit you
Oikawa- I DID NOT SAY THAT
Iwaizumi- what about when I pull your hair?
Oikawa- IS THIS TEASE OIKAWA DAY?!? LEAVE ME ALONE
Iwaizumi- oh so you like it don't you
Oikawa- I hate you
Iwaizumi- you love me
Oikawa- not rn
Iwaizumi- you should skip practice with me
Oikawa- skip practice- iwachan are you insane
Iwaizumi- we've been working hard almost all week it'll be fine if we take one day off
Oikawa- when did iwachan become such a rebel
Iwaizumi- since it was my best friends birthday
Oikawa- hmmm fine
Iwaizumi- cool than come up to the room, I'm gonna need help with something first
Oikawa- oki iwachan!!! <333333
Iwaizumi- what are you doing downstairs anyway
Oikawa- well I was hanging out with suga and Kunimi
Iwaizumi- ohhh
Kunimi??
Oikawa- yeah he was hiding from Kindaichi
Shit
Wait
Forget I said that
Please
Iwaizumi- why? What? Wtf are you talking about ?
Oikawa- iwachan please it's not my business to tell
Iwaizumi- Oikawa if there's something going on with our teammate I think I should know
Oikawa- Haijime
Iwaizumi- ....okay fine I'm trusting you know what you're doing
Oikawa- I got it handled
If I need help, you'll be the first person I come too
Iwaizumi- I know Tooru I believe you
Now hurry your slow ass up before I go without you
Oikawa- how can you be so mean to me?!?
-Ukai and Takeda chat-
Ukai- lovely
Takeda- what's the occasion?
Ukai- I can't just compliment you?
Takeda- no ;-; it always means you want something
Ukai- IT DOES NOT
Takeda- fine than thank you
Ukai- mhm where are you rn?
Takeda- I'm on hall duty
Ukai- oh yeah as if that stops the boys from going places
Takeda- no literally
Ukai- okay I'll come sit watch with you
Takeda- okay!
Ukai- don't get so excited
Takeda- shush.
Ukai- :) you're so cute
Takeda- thank you
Also no smoking on the job
Ukai- what??? Lame
Takeda- *sighs*
Ukai- oh are we role playing now?
Takeda- NO
Ukai- why are you not into that?
Takeda- I DIDNT- ITS- SHUT UP STUPID
Ukai- you are aren't you? Hahaha you're into role playing in the bedroom hUh?
Takeda- shut up oh my god it's nothing
Ukai- no no no we're dating and having sex
I want to know what pleases you
So please do tell
Takeda- it's nothing dramatic or anything
Like with costumes or whatever... ig idk
I've never really tried it out myself
I just know I like to watch it
Ukai- ah so that's the kind of porn you watch
Takeda- Ukai this is really embarrassing
Ukai- well it shouldn't be love
Takeda- if we do try it... the one I like the most is like college student x teacher
Ukai- oh boy
Takeda- ....
Ukai- I can do that
We can do that
Takeda- okay...
Ukai- can I buy you a skirt?
Takeda- A SKIRT?!
Ukai- yeah it can be religious virgin college student x naughty experienced teacher 😎
Takeda- what is this pornhub? No absolutely not
Ukai- :(
Takeda- ...why?
Ukai- cause I wanna see you in a skirt??
Takeda- fuck. Fine.
Ukai- I love when you cuss
Takeda- what? Why?
Ukai- cause you only do it when we're having sex or you're actually pissed off at something and it's so hot
Takeda- Okay good to know
What are you into?
Ukai- hmmm I'm down for anything really
Takeda- okay you wanna try to bottom
Ukai- ANYTHING BESIDES THAT
Takeda- hehe
-Kageyama and Hinata chat-
Kageyama- HINATA
Hinata- KAGEYAMA
Kageyama- do you wanna practice some spikes with me
Hinata- uhhhh no
Kageyama- what? Well fuck you too than
Hinata- I wanna go do something else with you!
Kageyama- like what? :/
Hinata- well my foot hasn't been feeling to bad lately and so I was wondering if you wanted to go to a parade with me
Kageyama- a parade?
Hinata- well it starts when the sun goes down and everyone will have glow in the dark stuff and there will be music and I just really want to go
Kageyama- I see
Hinata- yeah and we can just dance and eat and ignore everyone else loll I just want to have a good time with you
Kageyama- okay what should I wear
Hinata- well that's the thing I didn't bring any clothes to party in so do you wanna go to the store with me
Kageyama- okay yeah I don't have any clothes either
Hinata- YAY!!!
Kageyama- pfftt I'll buy
Hinata- no! You can't do that for me! It's okay I have money saved!
Kageyama- you're my boyfriend and I want to buy stuff for you now shush
Hinata- 😣😩
Kageyama- 💃🏻💥
-Tendou and Semi chat-
Tendou- semi semi 😏
Semi- oh gosh
Tendou- GUESS WHAT A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME
Semi- omg no
No drama
Tendou- pleaseeeee
Semi- you drama obsessed whore
Tendou- you love me shut up
Semi- fine what is it?
Tendou- Daishou told me Kyoutani snuck into Terushima room
Semi- whatttttt
Tendou- yeah 😩
Semi- shit are they- ya know
Tendou- why else would he sneak into his room late at night
Semi- omg
Tendou- tempted to tell the group chat
Semi- Tendou stop 😭
Tendou- I mean did you see how yahaba is attached to kyo
Semi- yeah probably cause he likes him
Tendou- than don't you think yahaba has a right to know?
Semi- ehhhh... idk I kinda like kyo and Teru ig
Tendou- what? Like as a couple???
Semi- yeah
Tendou- WHY?! Lmfao they couldn't be any less made for each other
Semi- idk :/ I see the potential
Tendou- I'm gonna tell yahaba
Semi- Tendou
Tendou- ;-;
Semi- just, let's wait it out first
We dont technically know they were like having sex or anything
Tendou- it's 1 am
Of course they're having sex
Semi- you're a drama queen you know that
Tendou- *gasps* HOW DARE YOU
Semi- ... exhibit A
Tendou- WHATEVER I have more tea to spill
Semi- omg about who?
Tendou- our little goshiki
Semi- okay what?
Tendou- I heard he kissed Kunimi.
-Osamu and Suna chat-
Osamu- you know, i like Sakusa and all but I don't like him dating my brother
Suna- why?
Osamu- because I feel like he's gonna hurt him
Suna- :/ well Atsumu likes him
Osamu- yeah but Sakusa doesn't seem that interested in him
Suna- you know Osamu, I wasn't that interested in you at first
Osamu- ...wot?
Suna- yeah LMFAO
Osamu- WAIT HUH?!? Why not??!?!!!!
Suna- idk LMFAO I just thought you were boring
And when you kissed me after our game in middle school I panicked
Osamu- oh.
Suna- wait wait don't take offense to it
The kiss was great
And I fell head over heels for you within the next two weeks
Osamu- oh
Suna- Osamu :(
Osamu- if you didn't like me why didn't you say it
Suna- I do like you
I love you
Osamu- I know you do now but.... idk never mind
Suna- I'm sorry
Osamu- it's okay I was just over thinking :/
Suna- oh baby I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you overthink
Osamu- no it's okay really
Suna- no it's not I'm your boyfriend I should make you happy not overthink :/
Osamu- you're so cute
Suna- :) *kisses*
Osamu- why don't you come over and give me real kisses
Suna- what about Atsumu???
Osamu- pfftt idc he and Sakusa where in here earlier basically ripping off each other clothes while I was trying to watch tv
Suna- wtf 🤣🤣
Osamu- ikr I swear they have like a watching kink or something
Suna- a- 😭🤚 Osamu istg sometimes I really really really love you
Osamu- :)
Suna- oki oki I'm coming
Osamu- 😏
Suna- suck a dick
Osamu- yours <3
-Tsukishima and yamaguchi chat-
Tsuki- tadashi
Yams- yes tsuki
Tsuki- are you in our room?
Yams- well I'm on my way to it
I was asking suga for some help
Tsuki- with??
Yams- oh I kinda hurt my fingers when serving so I had to ask for wrap to go around my fingers
Tsuki- babe I have that you could've just asked me
Yams- well suga didn't have any ;-;
Tsuki- well I do! And I'll put it on for you
Yams- you will?
Tsuki- I will....
just don't tell anyone
Yams- of course
Can tell anyone how much of a softie tsuki actually is huh?
Tsuki- oh fuck off
Yams- <3 hehe
Tsuki- whatever Hinata said kags is a softie in private so
Yams- idc about kags, just you <3
Tsuki- you're being very cute
Why?
Yams- why?-
Tsuki please 😭🤚
Tsuki- 😀
Yams- so after training camp, I think I wanna introduce you to my parents
Tsuki- really? That fast?
Yams- yeah well.... I'm pretty close with both of them and they support me
And they already love you
So introducing you as my boyfriend should be fine
Tsuki- okay I'm cool with that
But don't you think they won't let me come over as often if they know we're dating?
Yams- why so?
Tsuki- well.... cause they might think that we're... ya know
Yams- ???
Tsuki- having sex yams
Yams- OH OH um it
I uh
Well we aren't tho....
Tsuki- I know
Yams- I don't think I'm ready for that
Yet...
Tsuki-it's okay
I'm just saying I don't want your parents thinking that you know
I just want it to be normal
Yams- yeah ig my parents are kinda weird like that
They'd probably make you sleep on the couch
Tsuki- I will never come over if that's the case
Yams- 😭
-Mattsun and Makki chat-
Mattsun- MAKKIIIII
Makki- 🧍♀️
Mattsun- hey bro guess what!
Makki- what?????
Mattsun- ITS OIKAWAS BIRTHDAY
Makki- I KNOW
Mattsun- what should we do for him?
Makki- well iwa is probably gonna give him dick so
Mattsun- MAKKI LMFAO
Makki- WHAT?!?
Mattsun- shhhhh please
Makki- AM I WRONG??!
Mattsun- pretty sure they aren't dating
Makki- oh cause that matters?
Mattsun- yeah but I don't think they would be able to be friends with benefit like us
Makki- why not?
Mattsun- they have way to many feelings involved
Makki- oh well yeah ig
Mattsun- Oikawa is needy and clingy and would want to tell the whole world
And iwa would get jealous of anyone who so much as looks at him
Makki- good point honestly
Mattsun- plus kinda want Oikawa to be mine LMFAO
Makki- what?
Mattsun- nothing nothing just thinking out loud
I mean having sex with Oikawa would be amazing don't you think?
Makki- no
Mattsun- oh
Makki- I don't think if captain that way
Mattsun- oh well sheeeshhh you should try it sometime
Makki- k back to his birthday surprise
Mattsun- RIGHT
Makki- yeah so I got him this little alien space ship keychain
I had to look through his collection to make sure he didn't have it already
Did you know he names them?
Mattsun- deadass? Omg this man
Makki- yeah LMFAO he wants to collect one from everywhere he visits and he hasn't got one from this town yet soooo I went ahead and got him one
Mattsun- cute! I think imma hit up Osamu to see if he can make him a cake
Or Tendou.
Makki- why those two?
Mattsun- have you never ate their food. 😩 Damn can they cook
Makki- ohhh lmfao oki oki yeah let's go do that
-Tanaka and Noya chat-
Tanaka- I think Kiyoko is cheating on me
Noya- naka....
Tanaka- it's just she's always hung out with other guys and that's fine but lately she's been hanging out with Yamamoto until like 2 in the morning
Noya- wtf
Tanaka- yeah and when she comes back she immediately takes a shower and goes to bed
Noya- Tanaka I'm so sorry
Tanaka- like I'm not trying to be a bad boyfriend and hassle her about hanging out with guys but...
Noya- no yeah I understand
Tanaka- ugh
Wanna do something?
Noya- sure, what do you wanna do?
Tanaka- Daishou has weed
He leant me some
You down?
Noya- oh hell yeah!
Tanaka- lmfao does asahi want to join
I wouldn't mind hanging out with you two rn
Noya- oh for sure
That man may seem all innocent but- sheeshhhhh
Tanaka- LMFAO bet cant wait to see asahi all fucked up
Noya- yeah 😭
Tanaka- so are you gonna date him?
Noya- no ;-;
Tanaka- why not?
Noya- pfft cause I don't like him like that
He's my good friend and I love him to death but I just can't see a relationship with him
Tanaka- ohhh okay
Noya- yes sir
Tanaka- that's kinda hot
Noya- are you high 😭🤚
Tanaka- no 😩
Noya- whatever hurry up slow poke
Tanaka- so demanding my lord
Noya- yeah you probably like that
Tanaka- oh do I now?
Noya- yeah
Tanaka- Hmm guess we'll just wait and see
Noya- ;-; wot
Tanaka- ;)
I'm aware I'm missing 6 of the couples but idk what else to talk about so;-;