~ MENTIONS OF ARSON! 🔥
"You're driving now." I beamed as we left the hair salon.
"What? No, I'm not."
"Yes you are." I stopped and turned to look at him.
He stopped moving after me. "Don't patronize me. I'm not driving. You just got your treat, you have to balance your calories."
"Are you calling me fat?" My jaw widened, even though I knew that wasn't what he meant.
"Huh? No! I'm not calling you fat, Junie! It's a phrase- you just wouldn't get it." He ended, then entered the shotgun seat of the car.
"I hate you." I replied, slowly walking to the door of the driver's seat.
"Sure you do." He smiled.
I, not thinking, started to smile as well. "I do!"
"Mhm."
Before I started to drive, I turned on my playlist again. GUYS BTW THERE IS A PLAYLIST CALLED JUNIPER - LACONIC ON MY SPOTIFY MY SPOTIFY IS eclectem :D IT WONT COPY AND PASTE-
Now Playing
White Woman's Instagram
Bo Burnham
0:01 --•—————- 4:03
"YOO BO!" Tommy screamed.
"WOOO!" I screamed with him.
We started to scream the lyrics, which was really fun.
"My throat hurts... meh." I sighed once the song ended.
"Worth it?"
"H*ll yeah." I laughed out.
We got to the house not too many songs later. "Now that I think about it, I kind of want a burrito." Tommy brought up.
"Well I'm not driving any more." I shrugged.
"I'm not either!" He whined.
"Ooh! Let's just make homemade burritos then. I saw George had the ingredients when I was getting you a snack earlier."
"Can you cook?"
"Uh... can you?"
"I can try?"
"We can both try then."
We both stared at each other with smiles, then at the same time we broke out in laughter.
"HAH- WHY ARE WE- HAHA- LAUGHING AGAIN?" I asked between wheezes.
"PHBAHHAHH I DON'T KNOW? HAHH-"
We continued laughing as we both got out the car and entered the house.
"HA- OH GEORGEEE!" We both yelled at the same time, but got no reply in return.
I stopped laughing, but Tommy was still laughing a little bit.
"George?" I yelled out. Still no answer.
"Hold on." I turned to Tommy, and he nodded his head. I went over to the fridge, but there was no note.
Maybe the counter? I walked over there, and I saw a piece of paper.
Hey. I might be gone for a week or two, please don't worry. I'm meeting up with a friend. It was all unplanned, so that's why there was no sooner notice for you. If you need anything, just go to the neighbor's house. I'm close friends with them, and they can help you. Don't get in trouble!
See you later,
George :)
"Okay... we have to be extra careful not to burn the house down now when we cook." I sighed.
"Why?" Tommy questioned, not knowing what was on the note. "And where the f*ck is Gogy?"
"Uh- Gogy isn't here."
"Oh? When will he be here then?"
"The note said in a week or two, I don't know. Here, read it." I picked up the note and gave it to Tommy.
He started to read it, and I just watched him. I felt awkward just standing there, so I went to the pantry and got ingredients out.
"But... arson! We should become arsonists! Like Sapnap! Nobody is here to stop us." Tommy said out of nowhere, coming up from behind me.
I jumped, then turned around. I backed up right after, because he was really close.
"Uh.." I whispered.
I saw his face getting red really quickly. I bet a million dollars mine was too.
"I- uh.. sorry.." He backed up. "I didn't uh- mean to get that close.."
"Yeah.. It's fine.." I turned back around and continued getting the ingredients, thinking back to what he said. "Wait- arson?" I turned around to face him again.
"Yeah! Arson, duh." He smiled.
"I think not. I'm in charge of this house. Though arson does sound fun, it's also not fun because we'd be dead after."
I got all the ingredients out in silence, until Tommy started talking again.
"Why don't we just commit arson on the neighbor's house then?" He questioned.
I started laughing at his attempt. "Yeah, no. They're our life support right now."
"We don't know them though!"
"But George does."
"But we don't."
"Please- you're sounding like Corin right now."
"Corin?"
"Yeah, Corin. You know, my- oh... I never told you about Corin. Forget about it."
"I- okay. You have to tell me who he is sometime though."
"I will, just not right now. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't put up a whiney fight." I chuckled.
"Shut up." He mumbled back.
"Get a pot out, please. No wait- get two pots out." I commanded.
I grabbed the lettuce and went to the sink. I started to wash the lettuce, but somebody grabbed me from behind.
"HOLY- TOMMY!" I jumped, remembering not to turn around this time. He started tickling me, and I struggled to get out of his grasp.
"HAHAHAHA- STOP! YOU'RE TICKLING ME!"
"Yeah, no sh*t!" He finally stopped after a few seconds.
I caught my breath, then kicked him from behind.
"OW- JUNIPER YOU- AGH!" I turned around and saw him holding his private spot.
"HAHAAH OOPS- I SWEAR I WASN'T AIMING THERE!"
"SURE YOU WEREN'T!" He whined in pain.
"I WASN'T, BUT YOU KIND OF DESERVED IT-" I started wheezing.
After he threw a fit and I finished washing the lettuce, we put the beans and ground beef in the pots. Soon enough, everything was ready to actually put together.
"I go first since you kicked me in the f*cking balls, b*tch."
"What! No, that's not fair! You tickled me for like- 15 seconds!"
"No, I tickled you for 10!" He started to smile.
"Same thing." I mumbled.
"I won't hesitate to throw these beans at you." He warned, his smile growing bigger.
"Oh, you want to start a food fight? Let me just get our life support in case." I then began to smile with him. Why do we smile so much?
"Uh, actually no thanks. I don't need life support."
"Then act like it." I laughed.
"You-" He started, but I quickly ran into the living room. "Whatever, more for me!" He yelled.
I started to laugh, then I slowly came back into the kitchen.
"Oh, hello again! Care for a burrito?" He walked up to me with a burrito on a plate.
"That thing is huge-"
"I've heard that before." He joked, then picked up the burrito, took a bite out of it, and threw it at my face.
"Why- Tom! That's a waste of burrito!"
After getting cleaned up, we both got a burrito and sat down at the table. "You know, maybe it will be more fun with only us here." I started.
"Agreed." He mocked the meme I had put on Twitter.
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yo i'm just in a silly goofy mood! i hope you had as much time reading this chapter as i had writing it
CHAPTERS LIKE THESE ARE SO FUN TO MAKE AAAAAA
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