American: Why do Asians speak the Ching Chong language?
Literally every Asian country: nigga..
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Stereotypical Bank Robber
Chinese
China: Mehmehmeh!!
British
England: Give me all the bloody tea! I mean money!
Canadian
Canada: Eh?
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American Parenting
Fem!America: How is my big boy doing?
Alaska: None of your damn business, stay out of this shit!
Fem!America: Boy, I will squeeze your titties until you are skinny!
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Cashier: *hands America his food* See you tomorrow!
America: Bitch, you don't know my schedule!
America: but I'll see ya tomorrow..
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Mein Sticky Friend
Germany: *picks up stick*
Germany: What's your name?
Germany: Nathaniel..?
Germany: Do you understand me?
Germany: Oh..!
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Prussia: I heard from a little birdy you were talking about me.
2p!Russia: Okay, but I don't speak bird and if I had something to say you would know, so tweet tweet that, bitch.
Leia: Sassy Russia is sassy