Jaspers POV (A fun new starter POV :D)
Y/n, Charlotte, Piper, Ray, Henry, Schwoz, and I all come back from eating barbecue.
We all groan loudly as we walk towards Junk and Stuff. I have y/n, who is unconscious and in my arms.
(I was dying at this part when they were groaning 🤣)
"Why do we always stay all night when we go to 'Messys all night barbecue?'" Henry asks, "Look what it does to Jaspers Fiancé."
"Why do you guys always buy the T-Shirts?" Charlotte asks.
"And why do you guys always buy them before we eat?" Piper asks.
"Better question, why does Ray always get meat crazy and threaten to fire anybody who leaves early?" I add on while carrying y/n inside.
"Or anyone who tries to eat a salad?" Schwoz finishes and shuts the door, "Peeper."
"It was a pulled pork sandwich with coleslaw." Piper remarks.
"If it has lettuce it's a salad!" Ray snaps and I set Y/n's head down on my lap and sit on the sofa next to Schwoz.
"Yeah dawg salad shakers!" Henry says and tries to high five Ray but fails, "Is Y/n alive?"
"I'll check her pulse." I tell her and feel her neck, "Yep she's good."
"Okay, I didn't want your fiancé to be dead before your wedding."
"Wait, did anyone else step over a girl just now?" Charlotte asks.
"When?" I ask.
"I can barley see anything." Piper remarks.
Ray walks towards the door and looks outside. I stand up and walk with the others, leaving y/n on the couch.
"Oh yeah, girl." Ray points out.
"Seriously anybody have a towel?" Piper asks.
"Why are you here?" Ray asks the girl.
"Im looking for Captain Man." She says.
"C-Captain Man? What at a Junk store?" Ray asks, "Hehe that's crazy, right guys?"
We all murmur things to him.
"You think that's funny?" The girl asks and stands up.
We all jump back and Y/n comes over to me. The girl follows us in and I grab my fiancé and hold her close.
"We'll do you? Keep laughing and see what happens!"
"Woah woah don't hurt me."
"Or my fiancé."
"I need to find Captain Man, and I'm not unchaining myself until I do." The girl explains.
"Umm look I'm sorry little girl but obviously none of us are Captain Man." Henry explains.
"I mean, look at us." Y/n smiles.
"Well I mean, I could be Captain Man." Ray steps in and y/n and I share a look.
"Yes but you're not." Henry remarks.
"Nah Nah I'm just saying if any of us could be Captain Man, obviously it would be—"
"Me!" Schwoz cuts in.
"No." Ray objects.
"I'm okay!"
"Shut your filthy mouth Schwoz!" Ray orders and Henry holds him back.
"What makes you think that Captain Man would be in front of this random store?" Charlotte asks.
"Someone on the internet plotted the locations of all of Captain Mans missions, divided them by their response times, and used dudo maps to determine that he must live somewhere near this store." The girl explains.
"What!?" We all ask in confusion.
"I doubt it." Y/n laughs and I wrap my arms around her.
"Wait wait wait wait, if you need to talk to Captain Man, why don't you just call his hotline?" I ask.
"I can't!"
"Sure you can." Charlotte reasons.
"24 hours." Henry says.
"I don't have a phone!" The girl exclaims, "Okay? I'm phoneless."
Piper, Charlotte, and y/n gasp.
"You poor thing, phonelessness is a big problem here in Swellview." Piper tells her.
"Yea it is." Y/n agrees.
Piper sits down the girl and sits down next to her.
"Tell us how this happened."
"My name is Lula Elena Chapa desylvia."
"Mm I'm gonna call you Tammy." Ray remarks and y/n glares at him.
"Call me Chapa!"
"Ok."
"I once had a phone, it was my first, it was beautiful, and I loved it." Chapa begins.
"I still remember my first phone." Piper smiles.
"My phone and I went everywhere together, we were so happy but then a boy stole it."
Piper gasps.
"He said he wanted to video chat a puppy." Chapa explains.
"Aww." Y/n smiles and leans her head on my shoulder.
"I believed him." Chapa says, "I was so young."
"When did this happen?" Henry asks.
"Last month."
"That's not that long ago."
"Yeah pretty recent."
"Since then, I've walked from town to town, looking for it." Chapa explains and says something in Spanish.
(I have no clue what she said in Spanish 🤷🏽♀️)
"What?" Y/n asks.
"Oh the boy who stole my phone." Chapa explains and we all nod, "Sounds foreign Spanish."
"Yeah."
"Agreed."
"Even I was confused."
"Well that's all very terrible, Uh good luck finding your lollipop Tammy." Ray says and walks to the door with Chapa.
"Umm my name is Chapa!"
"Kay don't forget your change, goodbye!" Ray says and locks the door.
"No!" Chapa protests as Ray stands in front of the door.
"Problem solved." Ray announces.
"Hey, who else wants to go down and get some more barbecue?" He asks.
"Ooh in! give me and y/n five minutes to hose off out back." I tell him and take y/n's hand.
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Your POV
"Swellview cares." Trent says, "About this girl and her phone."
Jasper has his arm around my neck as we drink our sodas. Charlotte is on the other side of me and Piper is next to Jasper on the other side of him.
"Yeah, first time in my life I've ever been wrong about anything." Ray says.
"Uhh..." I trail off and everyone remarks at him.
"See?" I ask and sip my soda.
"News." Ray waves off and turns the news back on.
"All of Swellview is rallying behind Elena Chapa Dysylvia, who's phone was stolen by a boy." Trent explains, "it's fine, Mary gaper man has even taken a bow of silence , promising not to speak until Captain Man agrees to help track down the thief."
"That right Trent." Mary smiles.
"Uh Mary, you're not supposed to talk."
"Then don't." I mutter to myself.
"I won't, until the phone thief has been found, vow of silence."
"Sweet but sometimes Mary I think you're—"
Charlotte pauses the news.
"The story's not going away." Charlotte tells him.
"You should help her." Schwoz advises.
"No! Superheroes don't care about missing phones."
"Looks like Kid Danger does." Jasper points out.
Charlotte unpauses the news.
"Thank you Mary." The reporter Bryan says, "And good luck with that vow, I'm here with Kid Danger, who cares."
"I sure do Bryan." Henry agrees.
"And where is Captain Man?"
Henry looks around.
"I dunno."
"I guess he, doesn't care." Bryan says.
Ray pauses the news.
"Get me some burnt toast." Ray orders and I raise an eyebrow.
"What?" Schwoz asks
"Yeah what?" I ask.
"Yeah what?" Piper asks.
"Yeah what?" Schwoz asks.
"Yeah what?" I ask.
"Yeah what?" Piper asks.
"Burnt Toast!" Ray orders and Charlotte wipes spit off her face.
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"Kid Danger, you just committed to helping this girl find her phone no matter what it takes." Bryan says.
"That's right." Henry smiles.
"So tell us, what's your perfect Sunday?" Bryan asks.
"Uh great question Bryan, Uhh probably go out to brunch with my best friend and his fiancé." Henry explains.
Jasper and I smile at each other.
We hear Rays voice echoing and he appears on screen.
"Time our time out time out hi!" Ray greets, "Hello hi how's it going? Sorry I'm late I was stopping a meteor from destroying the earth. Which you can see by my face."
"You smell like burnt toast." Henry remarks.
"Well that's what meteors smell like." Ray reasons.
"Well that can't be true."
"Well it is."
"Well you're an idiot."
"Captain Man, will you commit right here and right now to help this girl find her phone?" Bryan asks.
"Bryan, I would commit murder." Ray says and Henry and Bryan grab him.
"No no nope."
"Then do it." Chapa says.
"I am." Ray says and eats his burnt toast.
"Dude that's burnt toast." Henry tells him.
Ray says something and Henry comes up to the camera.
"I'm out."
"Where are you going?" Ray asks his sidekick and follows him out.
"Space fact, meteors can be sliced." Bryan explains.
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I walk out of the back room and see Jasper chaining himself. Schwoz is doing something with a pineapple and some poisonous gas.
"Uh babe?" I raise an eyebrow.
"Oh hey princess." My fiancé greets.
Charlotte turns from the monitor and I look at her with confusion.
"what are you doing?" Charlotte asks.
"Chaining myself to the tube pad like that girl in Junk and Stuff, I'm gonna stay here till Ray responds to my list of demands." Jasper explains.
"I think she was talking to Schwoz." I tell him, "She doesn't care what you're doing but I do."
"Well Ray will care too, because—-" Schwoz cuts Jasper off.
"You know pineapples are great but they're too hard to peel." Schwoz tells us.
"Tell me about it! There's gotta be a better way." Piper says.
"There is, they sell peelers at every grocery store—-" Schwoz cuts me off.
"The only possible solution is to crossbreed a pineapple with a banana to make a... pinana."
"Anyone know where Ray is? This chains starting to get chaffey." Jasper announces.
"Ray and Henry are in Junk and Stuff, they tried to track down that package thief that glitter bombed them a month ago." Charlotte explains.
It's been a few months since I've been engaged to Jasper.
"Why?" Jasper asks.
"Well he's friends with a lot of other thieves around town, they think he might know something about Chapas stolen cell phone." I reason.
Suddenly music starts to play and Schwoz starts slow jamming. Charlotte walks over to the monitor and I sit next to Piper and try to help peel her pineapple. Schwoz puts a cloth over the banana and pineapple and Piper and I make confused looks.
"Okay well they better hurry up, because I've got a list of demands, you guys want to hear them?" Jasper asks.
"No."
"I do not."
"I do!" I grin.
"Demand number one." Jasper reads aloud, "I demand to be heard."
Suddenly the tube goes over Jasper and I stand up from the couch.
"Come on!" Jasper exclaims.
Jasper goes up the tube with the chain going up. Piper and I make faces of shock.
The tube goes back up and Jaspers pants come down. I smirk and giggle at this.
"Aww my pants!"
The four of us laugh at this and I smirk.
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I walk into the Man Cave and see Schwoz and Henry checking out some blueprints. Jasper and I went home early yesterday after he lost his pants. We didn't do anything crazy 😏.... Don't worry.
"Hey Henry? Have you seen Jasp—"
"He's chained up on the sprocket." Henry tells me.
I turn and raise an eyebrow at my fiancé.
"Hey princess." Jasper greets.
I glare at him and walk towards Henry and Schwoz, setting down my purse.
"What are these blueprints?" I ask.
"We got these yesterday when we we're trying to get Chapas stolen phone." Henry explains.
I sit down and examine the blueprints.
"Hey did Schwoz ever combine that pineapple and banana?" Jasper asks.
"Yeah but you don't want one dude." Henry tells him.
"It's disgusting." I add.
"The fly got into the mixing cage and turned into a freak of nature." Schwoz explains and Henry holds up the fly, banana, and pineapple freak of nature thing.
"Bring it over I wanna see." Jasper orders.
"Just take those chains off and get one yourself." I advise.
"No y/n, I am staying right here until Ray meets my demands and there's nothing anybody can do to make me move." Jasper explains.
I suddenly hear a Yelp and the sprocket goes up as Ray enters the Man Cave. He literally could've killed my fiancé.
"Babe!" I jump up and Henry holds me down and shushes me.
"What did you make of those blueprints Schwoz?" Ray asks, "Can that weapon really destroy me?"
Jasper is alive thankfully. I smile at him and he smiles back.
"I don't know what they're talking about, these blueprints aren't for an omega weapon they're for a toaster." Schwoz explains.
"A toaster?" I raise an eyebrow.
"Dude can a toaster destroy you?" Henry asks.
"I don't know, but tomorrow we should destroy all the toasters in Swellview just to be safe." Ray says.
"There's some kind of weird stain on here." Schwoz says and I turn to look close.
"So my demands, I demand that you let me finish my sentence." Jasper announces.
"Hey, How was your date with Kim Danvers last night?" Henry asks with a smile and I giggle.
"Uh awful. In fact I'm gonna have to delete her number right now cause there's no way I'm gonna call Kim Danvers again." Ray says and gets out his phone.
"Calling Kim Danvers again." Ray's phone says.
"No no no no!" Ray exclaims.
"Heyy!"
"Hi Kim!" Ray greets, "Again."
Suddenly the blueprints glow white and I grip Henry's arms.
It shows blueprints for the omega weapon. Henry slowly takes my arms and we stand up.
"Call you back." Ray says on the phone.
Oh no! This can't be good! The omega weapon can take away Rays indestructibility! I hope nothing bad happens.
Up next: Remember the crimes.
This will be a longer chapter so just give me a few days to write it out. I have some original parts I want to write in for you and Jasper.
My old goal of words was around 15k which I made my goal in my Henry x Reader book. My new goal is around 25-30k words. Or at least around that.
5 episode chapters left, then the wedding and pregnancy.
I might put in a dystopia chapter but I'm not sure yet.
The beginning of the end is here.
DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!! *inserts dramatic music*