Chasity's POV-
IT'S THE DAY OF ROCCOLINE'S WEDDING!
OMG OMG OMG!
"AHHH IT'S THE DAY WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!" I yelled.
"Who's we?" Musty asked.
Bitch what?
"You don't want mom and dad to get marry dummy?" Crust asked him.
"Yeah. Why the heck do they need to get married? What they're gonna do with marriage?" He replied.
"To have more babies?" Crust replied.
"Heck no. They don't need to have more babies." Musty said.
"Shut up children," I said and tossed them out the window. Just kidding, I didn't touch the children cuz I don't want to get killed by Doggo. Which is super unfair that he likes those uggos more than me because like I've known him for longer. We're 4lifers.
"Who's getting married?" Antonio asked.
"Me," I replied.
"Oh, you're marrying Stefan or someone?" He replied.
Men suck.
"No. I'm marrying myself. I don't need a fucking man." I said and went downstairs.
"They broke up, ugly ass." Donkey whispered to Antonio and pushed him down the stairs.
"OUCH LEONARDO!" Ant farm yelled.
"What?" He asked and accidentally stepped on Antonio's stomach.
"You fucking bitch." Antonio said and jumped on Leo's back.
"Where are Madeline and Rocco going to live once they get married?" I asked.
"Hell," Musty replied.
"Bitch what?" I mumbled.
"We might move out," Rocco told us.
"What?!" Maddie yelled.
"We might move," Rocco replied.
"And you didn't tell me?" She said.
"I didn't?" He asked.
"No, you didn't. If you did, I would have known." Maddie responded.
"You sure, I didn't?" He asked.
"Yes, I am sure you didn't tell me. If you did I would have stepped on your throat," She threatened.
"Cute. Anyways sorry for not telling you. We can talk about that later." Rocco said but Madeline glared at him.
"It is our wedding day Rocco. We are going to get married and we will be wife and dense-."
"Hey!" Rocco replied.
"So stop keeping stuff from me or I will pants you at the alter." She said and walked away.
"Sorry love." He said.
"Wait what the fuck is everyone doing here. Get the fuck ready for my damn wedding!" He yelled.
Yikes.
——————-
We're at the fucking castle. Yeah, the castle in which an ugly motherfuckers is gonna get married to a girl way above his league.
Okay so as we all know I'm the maid of honor of course so I need to show off my dress.
In this family, we all know that no one is unoriginal and we're all different so the way we do things is very different from some traditional uggo family.
We dress to impress.
Anyways here's my dress. We treat our weddings like fucking fashion shows. But we know our boundaries. Sometimes.
I think my dress is great. Compared to Maddie's mine is like a fucking penny.
Who the fuck even still owns pennies? Wait I do. I mean who uses pennies?
I walk outside and saw Marcello, Franco, Angelo, and Donatello trying to hold Rocco back. Damn is he that strong?
I can take him.
Rocco v.s. Chasity
Pow Pow
"What's up?" I asked.
"Cool dress Chas," Antonio told me while eating chips.
"Thanks," I replied.
"Just let me go through that fucking door and check on my fiancée," Rocco yelled at them.
"It's bad luck to see the bride in her dress." Donkey replied.
"DON'T COME INTO THE ROOM ROCCO, I AM FINE!" Maddie yelled.
"I'm going in," I told them and quickly entered the room.
Wow, I almost died.
Maddie looked so good. 10/10
"Girl you are so fucking hot oh my goodness. I would respectfully make love with you if you weren't marrying my brother and weren't the mother of my brother's children." I said.
"Thanks, Chasity. Can you zip me up?" She asked and I nodded.
"Why are you crying?" I replied when I saw tears running down her face.
"No reason." She said.
"What do you mean no reason?" I responded.
"My parents are dead Chas. I don't know why but it hit me today." She told me.
We're twinsies in the area but I didn't say anything.
"Tea. Wait not tea. Very sorry for your loss even though I hated your parents." I said trying to comfort her.
"It's okay but now I have no one to walk me down the aisle." She said upsettingly.
"Uhh, any uncles?" I asked.
"Dead. Stefan killed him remember." She replied.
"Oh yeah. Uhh, Stefan?" I asked.
"Ew no." She said.
"Me in a suit?" I replied.
"Tempting. Hot. But you're already my maid of honor." She told me.
Uh
Uh
Uh
"OH MY GOSH LEO!" Maddie said and I ran out the door.
I opened the door and grabbed uggo senior.
Aka Leo
Aka Ninja Turtle
Aka turtle
"What?" He asked.
"Can you walk in a straight line?" I asked him.
"No." He replied.
"Well sucks. Cuz you need to learn if you're gonna walk me down the aisle." She told me.
"You didn't even ask me. Where's my flowers, Madeline? Hmm?" He asked her.
"This is last minute so here." She grabbed a flower from a vase and handed it to him.
"Leonardo Russo, will you walk me down the aisle?" She asked.
"Ehh I don't know." He replied and Maddie punched him in the face.
Damn.
The door opened and my brothers were there. Rocco's eyes were blindfolded.
"I'M WEARING MY WEDDING DRESS DUMMIES!" Maddie yelled and ran to the bathroom.
"YOU LOOK GOOD MADDIE!"
"YEA A+ RAT!"
"YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU HAD 2 KIDS PUSHED OUT YOUR PUSS-!"
Rocco punched Angelo's nose blindfolded.
Yikes.
"Don't say that dumb bitch." He told him.
"Okay, I'm changed," Madeline said coming out of the bathroom and Rocco took off his blindfold.
Leo grabbed Maddie's body and threw her across the room.
Damn he threw her far.
"Shit sorry, I threw you too hard." He told her.
"I take it back. Franco can walk me down the aisle." Maddie said.
"Oh hell no. Not that motherfucker. I am walking you down the aisle if that's the last thing I ever do." He told us and walked away.
"Really, Leo?" Rocco asked her. Please-
"Who else would walk me down the aisle?" Maddie replied.
"I don't know. Chasity in a suit." He said.
"THAT'S WHAT I SAID! Apparently, she's Chasity-phobic." It's a real word. Let me show you.
Anyways—-
"No can do. She'd look too good and it would take all the attention off of me. That's why Leo got the job."Maddie said.
"Good luck with that. Leo can't walk in a straight line." Antonio laughed and walked away.
"Get out," I told him and threw a hammer at him.
"I want to see your dress," Rocco told Maddie.
Wait when did she even go dress shopping?
AND WITHOUT ME?! HOW RUDE!
"You can't see my dress now go!" She yelled and pushed him out the door.
"Ugh, I hate fucking traditions," Rocco whined.
"Fine let's get rid of all the traditions we established then." She said.
"Yes, darling. Finally." He replied and entered the room but Maddie stopped him and whispered something in his ear.
LALALALALALALALALALA
I HEARD THE WORD SEX SO IT'S DEFO TOO INAPPROPRIATE FOR MY INNOCENT EARS!
"I hate you, my love." He told her.
"Oh shut up. We already had our enemies to lovers arc." Madeline said and kicked him out of the room.
Like pow pow pow pow
"I need to wear my dress." She told me.
"Wait I didn't even get a good look at it. Let me see it again!" I told her and stole her dress.
DAMN IT'S CUTE!
(Like always not the face just the dress also imagine it 20 times prettier than Chasity's one. I couldn't find much on Pinterest and I guess wedding dresses are white.)
I passed out.
I should really take my medications.
I woke up again and guess who was in the fucking room.
Stefan.
Ehh whatever.
"Excuse me. I need to go." I told him but he stopped him.
"You look beautiful." He replied.
"Thank you, captain obvious. You look han—like you sniff crack out of a trash can. Brush your hair it looks nasty." I said and walked away. I flipped my hair. I looked hot. He's missing out.
On my way to Maddie's room, I bumped into this girl. She's pretty.
"Hi, Chasity. Have you seen Stefan?" She asked me.
I don't know her but she knows me.
Have I met her before?
Did I ever shoot her?
Probably.
Did I fuck her dad?
Nah.
Did I buy her drugs?!
Omg, who is she.
"Hey, girl. You see I need to put you on my do not kill list. How do you spell your name?" I asked. What if her name is Mia? Or like Lou. Embarrassing.
She laughed. "Oh, it's I-S-A-B-E-A-U." How the fuck do you pronounce that?
"Yeah, Izza-bow he's in that room," I told her.
That bitch laughed again.
"It's ee-sah-boh. And thanks." She replied with her fucking nice french accent.
Why couldn't I have a french accent?
It's not my fault I was born in America. Fuck that bitch named America.
"Yeah, that's what I said, ee-sah-boh. But wait a damn minute. You have a french accent. Omg, you're french Mafia bitch?" I asked her. I know that I pronounced her name wrong at first but she didn't record me so there's no proof.
"Did you just call me a bitch?" She replied.
"Yep," I said and walked away.
I just met French Mafia bitch and fuck me, Stefan found someone hot. Not as hot as me but a close second.
I looked at my phone and the ceremony was about to fucking begin.
OMG
OMG
OMG
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