Where Ash is a famous CEO and Eiji just so happens to score a job to be his assistant
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Totally not a cliche oneshot
Third POV
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"Mr. Lynx thank you very much for inviting me over and telling me about your wonderful idea for my business.", Max Lobo said. AKA the richest CEO in Japan ever.
(I was gunna put Dino but I hate him to the point if I every see a bald person I'll slap them)
"The honor is all mines Mr. Lobo, now with everything out of the way let me introduce to you one of the best idea's I ever had that'll help you take your business to another level.", Ash said before snapping his fingers to his assistant Sing.
(I know nothing about business and shit since I'm young and stupid so please bare with me)
Sing pulled out the office computer and setting up the presentation with all the important slides his boss Ash needs for his meeting, But it seems like the computer had other things in mind.
Sing tripped on the power cords and almost broke the computer in two, that's when he looked up and saw Ash giving him the "I'm going to murder you" face. That's when he quickly got up and turned on the computer but then shortly after the computer started glitching a lot and smoke was coming out of it.
"Is this a joke Mr. Lynx time is very important to me and I have no business wasting it?", Mr. Lobo said.
"I can assure you sir this isn't a joke, it's just my assistant here doesn't know what the fuck he is doing", Ash whispered the last bit before pushing Sing out of the way and trying to get the computer to work.
But that's when the computer completed blew up and a small fire started, and that's when the smoke detectors went off and all the other employees in the building immediately got out with their belongings.
"Listen Mr. Lynx I can see you are a very nice and organized man, but I simply cannot waste my time with a company who cannot even get a computer working. I shall be taking my business else where.", Mr. Lobo said before him and his employees left the building
Ash stood there rubbing his forehead while sing was just standing there waiting for when Ash will snap at him and tell him to call the maintenance man.
"Sing", Ash said quietly
"I know I'll go call the maintenance man", Sing mumbled but right before heading out he heard Ash say
"No, you're fired", Ash said
"Wait what?", Sing said out loud hoping he didn't hear what he just heard.
"I said, you're fired", Ash paused before saying
"F i r e d, FIRED!!", ash yelled out before taking off his blazer and walking out of the office.
Soon after Sing slowly understood what Ash meant and he knew he could never change his mind, so he sadly walked to his desk and gathered up all his now wet and soggy belongings and heading out of the building.
2 week later
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"Hey Sing are you sure you don't want me to help you look for a job?", Sing's best friends said
"No it's pointless, no one would want to hire someone as clumsy as me", Sing mumbled before slamming his head on the table
"I'm useless", He mumbled
"You're not useless, you're the best person anybody would be lucky to hire", His best friend said
"Thanks man, but it's all just pointless Mr. Lynx was the best boss ever I made a million bucks in a week all thanks to him", Sing said
That's when his best friend had an idea
"Well what if you try to get him something so he can hire you again?"
"Nope, Mr. Lynx will just throw it out"
"What if you try to prove to him you can be responsible and organized"
"Nope"
"What if-"
His best friend got cut off when Sing's phone was ringing.
"Hello?", Sing said before getting up and going outside of the cafe to talk.
That's when his best friend had an even better idea in mind, and it'll have to work he thought.
"Hey man, sorry but I have to leave right now my mom said my grandma is in the hospital right now", Sing said before grabbed his belongings
"No worries I have to leave too, so we can hang out another time?", His friend said
"Yeah sure thing", Sing said and was about to head out the door but before he turned around and said
"And please don't try anything, starting next week I'll look for another job okay?", Sing said
"Don't worry I won't do anything jeez"
"Thanks man", Sing said before leaving the cafe
"Of course I'll try something", The mysterious friend said
He payed for his and Sing's drinks before heading out of the cafe as well and heading to his friends old workplace.
"Banana fish. CO?, what a weird name", He mumbled
(Coincidence I think not🦧)
Once he found the huge building and headed inside he saw a lady at the front desk
"Hello sir how can I help you?", The lady said with a smile
"Uhh, I'm here to see Mr. Lynx", He said almost forgetting his words.
"Do you have a scheduled meeting with Mr. Lynx?", The lady asked
"Well no but a friend of mine used to work here", He said
"I'm sorry sir but if you have no scheduled meeting with Mr. Lynx I cannot let you go through", The lady said
"Right, sorry", He said before looking like he was heading out before he quickly ran to the elevator.
"HEY-SIR, SECURTY!!", The lady yelled out but it was too late for security since the elevator door closed.
The mysterious friend heart was beating so fast and it felt like it was about to explode
"I can't believe I just did that", He mumbled before calming himself down and waiting for the elevator to stop.
Once the elevator stopped he quickly got off and slowly took steps and Checked which floor he was on.
"Oh his office is so close", He mumbled
Once he checked the office rooms and numbers he finally made it too Mr. Lynx's office room and took a deep breathe before knocking.
To be continued......
(No I'm kidding :P )
"Come in", He heard someone say from inside the room
He opened the door and he saw a tall blonde male in a business suit sitting down on his desk.
(This is reminding me of that one meme of McDonalds)
"Hello sir?", He said
"Oh you must be someone else who wants to get a job here", Mr. Lynx said before getting up
"What?, no I'm here because I want to talk to you about my friend that used to be your assistant", He said
"Assistant?, Do you mean that idiot Sing?", Mr. Lynx said
"He's not an idiot!"
"Okay calm down, jeez are you sure you're not his boyfriend?", Mr. Lynx said before fixing up his tie
"No he just means a lot to me"
"Okay whatever, so what did you even come for?"
"I came because I want you to hire him back"
"Absolutely not"
"Why not it's not his fault some old computer wasn't working and at least he try's to be a good assistant"
"I'm not going to hire back an idiot who cannot even do simply tasks like bring me a warm cup of coffee"
"You're unbelievable"
"Yeah whatever, now if that's all you have to say then please get out you're wasting my time"
"Why are you so rude can you at least try to be nice?"
"Being nice is boring I like to be strict and mean, that's how I keep my employees in there place"
"What's with this guy?", The mysterious friend said
"Well fine, I'm sooo sorry for wasting your precious time I'll just be on my way then"
Before the mysterious friend could open the door that's when he heard Mr. Lynx say
"Wait!"
He turned his head and was smiling mentally
"Will he tell me he'll give Sing back his job?", He thought
"What if you work for me?, be my assistant and I'll hire Sing to be something else", Mr. Lynx said
"And why would I want to work for you?", The mysterious friend said
"Because I like you"
"What?", The mysterious friend all flustered now
"NOT LIKE THAT!, I mean I like your energy", Mr. Lynx said all flustered up too
"So what do you say?"
It was quiet for a few seconds before the mysterious friend thought of it.
"Will you give Sing a job again?"
"Absolutely"
"Fine, I'll be your assistant", The mysterious friend said before him and Mr. Lynx shook hands
"And what is your name my dear new assistant", Mr. Lynx said with a sly smile
"Eiji.... Okumura Eiji"
(Wow such a surprise😱)
"Well nice to meet you Eiji I hope you and me can also become good friends as well", Mr. Lynx said
"Thank you Mr. lynx", Eiji said
"please call me Ash"
"Okay...Ash, I should head out now and go tell Sing", Eiji said
"Good, and you can start coming here next week I hope you'll be a better assistant then Sing", Ash said with a grin.
"Whatever", Eiji mumbled before heading out
"Now I have to work", Eiji sighed with a pout before heading off to Sing's house to tell him good news.
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That's all I'm too tired to write more 🥲
I kinda rushed it at the end but oh well
Lately I'm not feeling up to write any Ash and Eiji oneshots 😭
But I'll keep trying to write and see if my motivation comes back
Anyways take care <3