(I don't really remember but let's just say Chasity is 18 cuz she was like almost turning 17 when she went to the Bahamas but she wasn't exactly 17 so after a year she was like 17 and then a few months passed so Chasity is 18 and Stefan is 19.)
We get some much-needed Roccoline content today.
Chasity's POV-
"Girl I need a break," Maddie said walking inside my room.
She fell back onto my bed.
"Great let's fuck." I said and she laughed.
Yea definitely a joke lolz.
I'm kidding, I wouldn't fuck my brother's girlfriend. Wait no, I would. I'm toxic.
But everyone would want to fuck Maddie so...
Although I do have a boyfriend.
"Let's go out somewhere." She told me.
"THE CLUB!" I shouted. I only know one club around here and there's a lot of rich people there so we'll need to dress up.
"I don't know." She replied.
"It's up to you, I mean yes we're both in relationships and you have children and a fiancé BUT I feel like it would be fun," I said.
The last time we were planning on going to a club, Taylor happened. Stupid mf.
"Let's do it. But I'm not getting drunk." She told me.
"Well yea, We all know that I'm not gonna be the designated driver. Also just get it virgin." I said laughing.
"Babe, we all know I'm not a virgin. I didn't pop two ginormous babies out of my vagina to be called a virgin. Why the heck are my kids built like Rocco." She said into a pillow.
"I HEARD THAT, LOVE!" Rocco yelled.
"GOOD, YOU GINORMOUS GIANT!" She yelled back.
Ah, young love.
"Yes bestie, we all know you're not a virgin and I meant a virgin drink," I told her.
"Oh yea but that's a lot of work. I'll just with a Shirley Temple." She said.
"Tea those slap. Anyways see you at later." I told her and fell asleep.
I woke up and saw a note with a rose on top of it.
Cute.
It was from Spongebob.
Jk, it was Stefan.
It said
"Hello, love. I hope you've had a good nap. I wanted to see you're beautiful face but you seemed so peaceful so I decided to write a letter. I am so fancy, I know. You're so pretty anyways I need to go slice an annoying idiot's throat and play jump rope with his esophagus so hopefully nothing else happens, I love you and I'll see you when I get back. Love you to the moon, my love."
Awe, he has a way with words.
I changed into a hot-ass fit. Cuz you know, we dress to impress.
Maddie came into my room.
"Girl, is this outfit club acceptable?" She asked.
"YESS BESTIE BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, WONDERFUL, YES!" I said.
This is her dress.
Like I said we dress to impress.
"You look hot girlie." She told me and lopped our arms going downstairs.
"Where the fuck are you guys going?" Rocco asked carrying Crusty.
"Mommy looks pretty." Crust said.
"Yes she does, a bit too pretty." He told her. He's annoying.
"Auntie Chassy looks pretty too." Crusty complimented.
"We're all entitled to our own opinions," Rocco said jokingly and I threw a knife at him.
"Hey! I have a fucking child in my hands." He said.
Oh, yea.
"I'm trying to say this in the nicest way possible but I can't figure out how to say it. So." He covered Crusty's ears.
"Both of you go upstairs and fucking change or I'll shoot Stefan in both his damn legs." He threatened.
"One second darling," Maddie said and pulled me aside.
Okay so now we have to think because Rocco well we all know he's capable of shooting someone even Stefan.
"He's bluffing right?" I asked Mads.
"I don't know. Remember your ex-boyfriends." Maddie said.
"Yes...I haven't heard from them in a long time though." I replied.
"That's because Rocco killed all of them the day after he found out you were related to him." Yikes.
"But Stef is different. They're like buddy-buddy. And Stefan is related to you." I said.
"I'm not going to fucking kill him. Just shoot him so he could never walk again." Rocco said singing nursery rhymes with Crusty.
"Wait a minute. I'm his fiancée, I can technically tell him what to do." Madeline said. Yea.
"So in that case I could tell you what to do too?" Rocco asked her.
"No, onlyinbed." She mumbled really fast so crusty or I don't hear. But I have big fat ears that come in handy.
"Anyways, Chasity and I are going to the club dressed like this and do not dare and shoot Stefan or." She covers my ears but I am a master lip reader. Rocco covered crusty's ears.
They started talking.
Did she say-
"no checks for a freak?"
(Maddie actually said no sex for a week but Chasity can't read lips.)
He replied-
"Past lime I decked, I'm dot the one who bets on their bees and legs for me to but my sock in per south."
(He said- Last time I checked, I'm not the one who gets on their knees and begs for me to put my cock in her mouth.)
Huh? I hate being out of the loop.
Maddie blushed but nonetheless glared at him.
She let go of my ears and whispered something in his ears.
He looked happy, interesting.
"Fine go. But if anyone even looks at either one of you guys for longer than 2 seconds shoot them in the fucking face. Understood?" He asked.
"Yea father," Maddie said rolling her eyes. Rocco smirked at her.
Why would you smirk at her when she called him father. Isn't that an insult.
Wait a minute. EW GROSS!
"OH PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF MR. KRABS DON'T TELL ME YOU CALL HIM DADDY!" I cried and tried suffocating myself.
It's always the innocent ones.
I can't believe Maddie my bestie and Rocco my uggo brother get kinky in the sheets. Please kill me. I don't want to think about that.
Maddie avoided the question and looked at her phone, "Oh cool our Uber is here. Let's go to the club. Love you, sweetie!" Maddie said to crusty kissing her forehead and grabbed me. Rocco secretly gave me his gun.
"Call me if you need me to stab someone," Rocco told us as we left.
I forgot how cute Roccoline was.
I'm excited, I get to talk to hot people.
I'm just kidding, I have a boyfriend.
Don't forget that Chasity.
(Roccoline is so hot. They NEED their own book. Anyways, what's going to happen at the club ;) Long chapter ahh!)