(so I just wanted to change the little and make Henry like Patina, I'm sorry if this is bad but this if I do this episode chapter, it'll fit in with the story better and what if Captain Man tries to protect her instead of Kid Danger)
Your POV
I wake up groggily and look at myself in the mirror. I groan and hold my stomach when I notice my hair is starting to turn even more grey. I grab my h/c wig and quickly put it on. My stomach burns really badly and I hold it and lean against the sink.
"I look awful." I groan.
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Today is cactus con and Henry, Charlotte, Ray, and I are all trying to get tickets for cactus con. I have no idea where Jasper is but I hope he gets here soon.
"Happy fajita Friday people!" Jasper announces, entering the door with a steaming hot pan.
"Oooh!" Schwoz smiles.
"It's not Friday it's Saturday!" Henry tells Jasper.
"Well that would explain why I was the only one at school today." Jasper remarks.
"Quiet boy! Trying to buy tickets to cactus con!" Ray exclaims.
"But they don't go on sale till Saturday."
"Think it through Babe." I tell my boyfriend while tapping my phone.
"Ooh!" Jasper smiles and runs over and leaps over the couch, "Today is Saturday! I gotta buy tickets!
Jasper lays on his belly and takes his phone out. He kisses my cheek and I smile.
"Anybody get tickets yet?" Jasper asks.
"No!"
No."
"Not yet Babe."
"Just keep tapping."
"I don't understand why everyone loves this cactus con convention so much." Schwoz remarks.
"What? Here tap my phone will ya?" Ray asks Henry.
"Uhh..."
"Thanks little buddy."
"Is my princess doing good today?" Jasper asks.
"I'm always good unless I seem sad." I grin while tapping my phone.
"Cactus con is Swellview's best convention!" Ray explains, "it's better than wallet con, squirrel con, and chocolate con."
I forgot to mention that Jasper has his hair slicked and combed now. It makes him look extra handsome. I have my hair straightened and Jasper adores it so much. It's down since if I put it up, my wig will fall off my head.
"You can tap one more right?" Charlotte asks.
"Uhhh no but-"
"Thanks champ."
"Me too?" I ask.
"Y/n I..."
"Thanks Buddy!" I smile and hand him my phone.
"That's my princess." Jasper smiles and I giggle.
"There's great food there!" I say, disgusted at the food on the floor.
"Like Cactus milk, Cactus tacos, Cactus jerky," Charlotte adds
"That sounds disgusting," Schwoz cringes.
"You're eating Faijta's off the floor," Charlotte points out.
"Want one?" He offers.
"Yeah, I'll have one," Charlotte says.
"I'll have on because my best friend is having one," I smile.
"My sister's the Cactus Queen this year!" Henry says.
"Yeah, Y/n and I designed her dress with our friend Patina," Charlotte mentions.
"Wait,Wait!" Henry calls, "Pretty Patina? Prettier Patina, or the Prettiest Patina?"
"Patina L." I tell him.
"The prettiest patina?" Henry gasps while taping the phones.
Jasper make Henry tap his phone and comes over by me.
I kiss my boyfriend on the lips and we hug and pull away.
"I love Patina L! I love her! Like I love her!" Henry smiles while tapping the phones quickly.
"Everyone loves Patina L, she's great!" I smile.
"Wait, have you actually seen her?! Have you been to her house?!"
"No, her house is totally sealed shut," Charlotte denies.
"Why Does she smell bad?" Schwoz asks.
"Nah she's got this crazy-"
"Less Yapping, more talking" Ray snaps.
"Dude I-"
I let Jasper take a bite out of my fajita. He kisses my cheek and puts his arms around my waist.
"Tapping!" Ray snaps, "Will someone tell me what Henry was just about to say?"
"Patina has this really rare allegy," I begin.
"Whats she allergic too?" Schwoz asks.
"Air!" Charlotte says and Ray laughs and the three of us glare at him.
"Fin seriously whats she allergic too?" Ray asks
"She's allergic to unfiltered air so she can't go to school in person." Jasper explains.
"Yeah look see!" Charlotte shows a picture of Patina, who is on a screen with her nurse.
"She has a nurse who pushes around a video monitor that shows a live stream of Patina from her sealed up house." Jasper explains, pointing to Patina.
"I swear I don't understand your generation." Ray says and I roll my eyes.
"Yeah the monitor thing is a little weird at first but-" Henry cuts me off.
"We got tickets to Cactus Con!" Henry announces and I smile.
"Yay!"
Jasper lifts me in the air and I giggle. He sets me down and kisses my forehead.
We cheer and Henry does a backflip.
"What?!" Ray exclaims in shock, "Holy crust, did-did you just do a backflip?"
"Yeah." Henry nods and Ray looks at Charlotte, Jasper, Schwoz, and I suprised.
"No one impressed by Henry just doing a backflip?" Ray asks.
"It's just a backflip." I remark and Charlotte nods.
"He only did one." Schwoz adds.
"Yeah everyone can do a backflip." Jasper smiles and hugs me from behind.
"I don't believe you." Ray remarks.
Jasper let's go of me and does a backflip.
"Is this real life?!" Ray asks.
I hand Jasper my sweater and he crosses his arms.
"Wait no no."
I do a backflip and take my sweater.
Ray gasps in surprise. Jasper wraps his arms around me again.
Charlotte hands me her tablet and does a backflip. She stumbles but catches her balance.
"Are you seeing this?!"
Schwoz hands Charlotte his half eaten fajita and does a backflip.
"Can you not do one dude?" Henry asks Ray.
"Hm?"
"Can you not do one dude?"
"Course I can!" Ray scoffs.
"Okay, let's see ya try." I smile.
"Oh I should probably get to Henry's house for Pipers fitting." Charlotte says.
"I'll be with you in a bit but will patina be there?" Henry asks.
"Yeah."
"I'm also going too." I grin.
"I'll be totally quiet!" Henry smiles and starts making happy noises.
Jasper takes my hand and we head into the elevator. I'm about to kiss Jasper when Charlotte puts her hands between us.
"Please don't make me feel like the third wheel." Charlotte remarks.
"Sorry." I chuckle.
"I just love her so much." Jasper smiles.
"I'll be with you guys, I forgot my backpack." Henry says as we walk into junk and stuff.
"Wanna make out later?" Jasper asks.
"Safe only!" I smile before we walk out holding hands.
I love my Handsome, cute, funny, quirky in a good way, boyfriend.
(I changed my mind, you won't be breaking up with Jasper after all, by break up I mean taking a break from your relationship)
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Charlotte and I are helping Piper with her dress. Henry's trying to make the house nice for Patina. Jasper has a bowl of grape in his hands.
"Don't sit there." Piper tells Jasper.
"It's my best friends house, I can sit where I want." Jasper says and sits down. He makes a face.
"She just meant because that's where all the extra cactus needles are." I explain.
"I feel that now." Jasper groans.
"Also I'm gonna need those back." Piper says and Jasper stands up, wincing in pain.
I giggle and take the needles out of my boyfriends buttocks.
"You poor baby." I frown.
Henry sprays some air refresher and I choke.
"Henry, what are you spraying?" I ask and cough.
"Air freshener, cashmere plum, gotta smell nice for Patina." Henry smiles and sprays it in his mouth.
"Patina is going to be on the monitor," Charlotte explains, moving Piper's hair out of the way.
"Who cares how it smells? Patina's allergic to unfiltered air, so she won't even be here in person," Piper explains and I nod.
"But what if she asks what the room smells like?" Henry asks, "Huh? What dat?!"
Henry sprays the air refresher and I gag.
"You're getting a little crazy now," Charlotte says.
"Yeah You're right," Henry sighs and sits on the couch.
"I just need to chill out." He says and I patt his back and he smiles..
The doorbell goes off and Henry jumps up. I flinch and nearly fall over.
"She's here! Everybody shut up!" Henry yells as the doorbell rings.
"Okay, when i open the door, laugh and pretend like i just said something really funny, okay?" Henry instructs, opening the door.
We all fake laugh awkwardly as Henry opens the door and Patina's nurse rolled in the video monitor Patina is on.
"Hey Patina," Henry greets and we all laugh.
"Hi Henry!" Patina beams.
"Henry, you're so funny!" Jasper laughs, kissing my forehead.
"I love this house!" Patina smiles.
"Thanks!" Henry grins.
"Okay," Piper shrugs.
"Morgan? What does the room smell like?" Patina asked her nurse.
"It smells like cashmere and plum. It's delightful," Morgan informs Patina and I smile at Henry. "Does this place have a basement?"
"Uh, yeah-"
"Eh!" Morgan cut in and Henry gives her a look, "I'll find it."
Jasper holds me close in his arms and I make a creeped out face.
"I wouldn't go in the basement if I were you." Jasper whispers while stroking my hair.
Henry pulls the monitor towards u.
"You look gorgeous!" Patina smiles.
"Thank you!" Henry smiles.
"She was talking to me!" Piper exclaims.
Henry's smile fades.
"Is this how you wanted the stash to hang?" Charlotte asks Patina.
"Yes! You nailed it!" Patina giggles, "Aw, Piper, I wish I could see you in that dress at Cactus Con."
"Then do it then come with me I'll be your date!" Henry exclaims and gets on one knee.
I fake cough.
"Slow down, *cough* Too Bold"
"Henry, I would love to go to cactus con with you!"
I fake cough again.
"Keep going *cough* its working *cough*."
"But I can't!" Patina sighs and I frown.
"Dude, you just got curved hard!" Piper chuckles.
"No! I didn't mean to curve you!" Patina protests, "I just meant I'd go if I could leave my house, but I can't."
"Well!" Henry begins and stands up, "What if you could?"
"I don't see how that's possible," Patina remarks and I nod, "I'm allergic to air!"
Henry grunts and thinks for a moment.
"Captain Man!" Henry exclaims and my eyes widen.
"What?!" Charlotte asks.
"Oh gosh." I facepalm and Jasper rubs my shoulders.
"What about Captain Man?" Patina asks.
"He owes me a favor!"
"He does?" Piper asks.
"Yeah does he?" I question.
"Yeah!" Henry exclaims . "And uh, he could protect you."
"From Allergies?" Piper wonders.
"Yeah how would he do that?" Jasper asks his best friend while wrapping his arms around my waist.
"No! I-I mean! I-I mean Captain Man is indestructible and has all these cool gadgets and stuff!" Henry smiles.
"Huh?" I raise an eyebrow.
"If I can guarantee he'll keep you safe, will you come to Cactus Con?" Henry asks.
"Guarantee's a strong word-" Jasper ruffles my hair and I giggle.
"Henry! That would be amazing!" Patina beams, "Would He really do that?"
"Of course! He loves me!" Henry exclaims.
"Love's a strong word!" I protest.
"I'm sure he'll do it!" Henry announces.
"Henry! Thank you so much!" Patina beams.
"Aw, this just great! Great! Fun for everybody!" Jasper laughs and takes my hand while walking up to Henry, "Hey Henry? Can we talk to you outside on the porch please?"
"Sure!"
"Cool," Jasper shoves Henry and pulls me over to the door and outside.
"You realize Rays not gonna be happy right?!" Jasper exclaims.
"I know but—"
"Just let him know please." I tell Henry.
"Okay..." Henry sighs.
Henry walks inside and I hold my stomach, falling to the ground.
"Y/n! You ok?" Jasper asks with concern.
"Yeah, I just need kisses on my stomach." I lie and Jasper kneels down and kisses my stomach.
"Is that better?" Jasper asks and I nod.
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I'm wearing a dress and Jasper and I are walking together, holding hands. My stomach is still burning but I'm ignoring the pain as much as possible. I'll know if it's worse because I'll throw up but that will only happen if it gets bad.
"Hear me! Hear me!" Piper calls, getting our attention, "As your Cactus Queen, I declare the Swellview Cactus Convention! Open!"
We all look confused and Piper looks confused too.
"Tap your staff on the ground," Charlotte advises her and nods. "My Queen."
"Open!" Piper repeats, tapping her staff on the ground twice and we cheer as we're let into the convention. Jasper and I walk to Charlotte and Ray. We shouldn't be near Henry or Patina because we're in public.
"Since Jasper, Y/n, and I don't know you guys, we shouldn't be talking," Charlotte stated, "Captain Man."
"She's right." I tell Ray.
"Scatter." Jasper suggests and takes my hand.
"Will you make out with me later?" Jasper pleads and I smile, stroking his cheek.
"Of course, but when we..." Henry and Patina walk in.
"Hey Patina!" Charlotte exclaims, walking over.
"Hey Charlotte!" She says.
"I'm so glad I could meet you in person!" She says.
"Me too!" Patina beamed, "This suit is amazing!" She says, turning to Henry and me. Charlotte walks away.
"Anything for this guy!" Ray says, patting Henry's back.
My stomach pain starts to feed worse. I lean against Jaspers chest as he wraps his arms around my waist.
People start to zap each other. Well, Ray and Charlotte are doing it as Henry shields Patina.
Jasper grabs my shoulders and hugs me and uses his back to shield us.
"Jasper, I'm scared!" I shake in fear.
Jasper hugs me tightly and the zapping stops. Henry walks over to us with cactus all over him.
"Henry! You were amazing! Patina tells him, "and I would hug you but the needles would puncture my suit."
"I get it." Henry groans.
We all cheer and Jasper kisses me.
"Here Captian Man!" Charlotte smiles, handing Ray his zapper.
"Thank you, young girl I don't know," Ray says.
"We did it!" Jasper smiles, hugging me.
"Yes, we did," Ray says, looking around. "We saved the citizens of Swellview once again."
We look and the groans from the passed out people means that they agree.
"Victory Dance!" Ray says.
"Do a backflip!" I cheer as Jasper puts his arms around my shoulders.
"What?" He asked me, "I don't know girl!"
"Just do it!" Henry encourages.
"You think I can do it?" Ray smiles and we nod.
"I know you can!" Henry nods.
"Okay, here I go!" Ray exclames and pulls off a great backflip. "I did a backflip!"
"Yayyy!" I cheer.
"That was awesome-" Ray picks up his zapper and accidentally zaps Patina's suit, causing a hole to form and air gets sucked into her suit.
"Uh-oh!" She gasps and her tongue gets incredibly swollen.
"Patina! You're suit!" Henry gasps.
"My suit?!" She mumbles with her swollen tongue. "What about my tongue!?"
Charlotte, Jasper and I run up to her.
"Uh, can somebody take me to a hospital?" She begs and we glare at Ray.
Ray was supposed to protect her but Patina does have a suit on but it just got punctured.
"Uh, can somebody take me to a hospital?" She begs and we glare at Ray.
"Yeah, I got you," He comes over and picks up Patina, with Charlotte and Jasper behind them.
"Nice shot, bro!" Charlotte scolds.
"Yeah but that backflip though!" Ray smirks.
"Good job!" I praised Jasper.
"Thanks! You did amazing when you kissed me today !" He winks.
"Thanks, I love when you protect me," I giggle.
"and now since everyone is passed out we can-"
He cuts me off by kissing me. I put my arms around his neck and he has his hands on my waist.
"I've been wanting to do that all day!" He smiles.
"Awwww." I smile and stroke his cheek but then turn around.
"The world's most poisonous cactus is gone!" I exclaim.
We walk over and find a note.
"What's it say?" Jasper asks, hugging me.
"Thanks for the cactus. Game on."
"What do you think it means?" I ask him.
"I don't know." He says. "It can mean anything!"
"We better tell Ray and Henry this." I suggest.
Jasper and I quickly run out together, holding hands.
Up next: A new Evil 🔥❤️
I know this was kind of a bad chapter but I really hope you enjoyed it.