it's alive again lol
2:49 a.m
konoha
guys
hello
y/n
heeeeey
bokuto
HEY
ITS KINDA LATE
noya
ITS ONLY 2 WDYM
kenma
yeah
atsumu
Y/N GET UR BF UP
y/n
okay
tendou
are we having a group meeting
iwaizumi
what do you want
atsumu
how'd you wake him up
y/n
pinched his nose so he couldn't breath
iwaizumi
i couldve died
y/n
can i get haru then
and ur money
noya
if iwaizumi dies then we'll know what happened
y/n
can i be featured in a murder documentary
tendou
no you can get a jail sentence
y/n
:(
atsumu
we're so old
bokuto
21
noya
ur old
i'm 20 🕺
kenma
you don't act 20
tendou
he didn't act 17 when we first met
kenma
true
y/n
why are we up
i'm tired
iwaizumi
she's standing on the bed and singing her whole heart out
y/n
i'm having a moment
go back to sleep you big grump
konoha
the couple is fighting ‼️‼️
atsumu
two year break up again ??
tendou
she probably alrwady threatened to break up
iwaizumi
twice
tendou
i expected more ngl
y/n
he threatened to take haru away and dragged me out of the bed and into the kitchen while i was still half asleep
atsumu
good reasons
both good reasons
y/n
exactly
bokuto
at least we don't have to worry about math anymore 😁😁
y/n
no more dreams of dropping out and becoming a stripper
now dreams about being a stripper for the money
noya
give iwaizumi his own private show 😍😍
y/n left the chat
noya added y/n to the chat
noya
or maybe you already did 😟
y/n left the chat
noya added y/n to the chat
y/n
stop adding me back u little fuck
y/n left the chat
iwaizumi added y/n to the chat
iwaizumi
stay
y/n
u cant tell me what to do
y/n left the chat
y/n blocked iwaizumi
noya
THE BLOCK TOO
LMAO
konoha
IMAGINE BEING BLOCKED BY YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND
"oh come here." hajime grabbed your ankle and pulled you down. he pinned your wrist above your head and took your phone out of your hands.
"ill b-" he leaned down and kissed you before you could finish your sentence. he pulled back and unblocked himself.
"i'm being crushed." you said when hajime let his whole body fall on you. "my boobs."
"shh." he laid down on your chest and looked at his phone. you sighed and let one hand run through his hair while using your other hand to hold your phone.
y/n unblocked iwaizumi
iwaizumi added y/n to the chat
y/n
he took my phone and unblocked himself
i didn't approve of it
konoha
is this what couples do?
bokuto
let's ask our other taken man
tendou
tendou
go ask makki and mattsun
noya
they're probably fucking
y/n
noya..
why are you so involved in peoples sex lives..
atsumu
bc he doesn't get any action himself
bokuto
🤭
noya left the chat
y/n
and no ones gonna add him back? wow
kenma
what a world we live in
atsumu
imagine leaving the og grouchat
konoha
COUGH COUGH
Y/N AND NOYA
y/n
whoops
my finger slipped
oh no
konoha
lol what if we all leave
leave this groupchat back in our high school years
bokuto
that'll be sad :(
tendou
yes
but we could always make a new one ig
y/n
so when we all die this group chat will already be dead 🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️
iwaizumi
did i accidentally hit your head when i dragged you out of bed
atsumu
or you fucked the sense out of her head 😮
don't yell at me
atsumu left the chat
y/n
another one: gone
kenma
wasted
kenma left the chat
bokuto
another one bites the dust
whoa
akaashi made food
BYE GUYS ILY
bokuto left the chat
y/n
he didn't even let us say ily back :(
tendou
you're welcome for bringing y/n into this chat
tendou left the chat
konoha
goodbye my roblox gf and her irl bf
konoha left the chat
iwaizumi
and then there were two
y/n
hi :)
iwaizumi
hi
y/n
i love you :D
y/n left the chat
iwaizumi
i love you too
return to reality?
{ yes } { no }
{ yes }
returning...
the end.