Apparition (Vento Aureo x Rea...

By PlentyOfSprinkles

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"It's a good day to be a ghost." In which a girl lives out her best life despite the worst. Part 1 Started 9... More

Don't Let Being A Dumb Bitch Keep You From Achieving Your Dreams
Fucking Loser Sits In a Tree All By Herself
Well Well Well If It Isnt The Problems I Tried To Escape By Taking A Nap
4:20? Looks Like It's Time To Praise To Jesus
I Dont Have To be Drunk Or High To Make Bad Life Decisions
I May Be Dyslexic But I can Still Spell Fuck You
Its Been Fun But I'm Gonna Go Cry Now
Not Now Sweaty, Mommy's Cyberbullying
And Then They Sent Me Like Seven Pictures Of My Stand's Ass
Gotta Look Cute So They Forget You Don't Know Basic Math
Cant See The Haters Through My Tears (Nice Try Though)
Call Me An Escalator Because I Let People Down
I Can't Believe I Put On My Good Crocs For This
Its Either Bitch Or Be Bitched
You Might Have Dinner Reservations But I Have Social Anxiety
I Got All This Panic And Not One Invitation To The Disco
Wear Heelies To Escape Your Feelies
Sometimes You Just Gotta Macarena Through The Anxiety
There's Holes In My Crocs So My Swag Can Breath
Can't Spell 'Disconected From Society' Without Disco
No Flesh No Brain But Still In Pain (Halloween Special)
My Grandma Bullies Me Through The Ouija Board
I Dont Need Love I Need To Go Back To Sleep
Just You Wait Until My Therapist Hears Of This
Y'all Can't See My Tears If I Keep Rollerblading Away
When Life Falls Apart Just Kick It Under The Fridge So No One Notices
Different Day And Same Dumb Bitch
All These Flavors And You Choose To Be Salty
Eat The Spaghetti To Forgetti Your Regretti
I'm In Spain But The S Is Silent
I Want To Suffocake Myself
It's Alright Password I'm Insecure As Well
Took The Breaks Off My Scooter Cause The Swag Never Stops
Depressed But Well Dressed
Why Do I Need A Watch When It's Always My Time
Jazz Hands My Way Through Hell
Take Me Out Of The Oven Because I'm So Done
The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch
Bippity Boppity Back The Fuck Up
It's Okay, I'm Not My Type Either
Kiss? No Thanks I'm Saving My Lips For The Sweet Kiss Of Death
All The Dummy And None Of The Thicc
Will You Yeet Today Or Will Today Yeet You
My Professional Strength Is Spontaneous Screaming
Coke? Nah, I'm Here For The Brocaine
Have You Tried Speaking To The Manager Within
Sorry But I Don't Do Sinners. I Dont Care How Thicc Your Ass Is
Time Flies When You Dont Know What The Fuck Is Going On
I Seemed To Have Misplaced My Mental Stability
Looks Like It's Time To Isolate Myself From Everyone Who Cares About Me
Merry Crisis
Eat A Healthy Breakfast So You Can Run From The Cops
No Matter How Hard I Try I Cant Eggscape The Pain
If I Stay In Bed My Vibes Are Safe
Sorry But Being Sexy And Bitter Is My Default Setting
I'm One More Minor Inconvience Away From Losing My Shit
I Took A Tylenol But It Still Hurts To Be Alive
I'm Going To Hell Y'all Want Anything
I Only Accept Apologies In Cash
I'm Too Thicc To Do Anything Half-Assed
Sorry I Slipped On My Own Tears
On The Outside I Skrrt Skrrt But On The Inside I Hurt Hurt
No Matter What, You Can't Scrub Away The Pain
Every Living Thing Dies Alone
I Cry A Lot For Someone Who Doesn't Even Hydrate
My Life Is Falling Apart But At Least I Have Rad Socks
It May Be Friday But It's Not My Day
Don't Do Drugs Do Me Instead
My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic
Social Media Fucked The Streets Up More Than Crack In The 80's
Superiority Complex? I'm Just Better Than You, Nothing Complex About It.
I Drink Espresso To Cure My Depresso
I May Be Pathetic But At Least It's Aesthetic
Fuck Nudes, Send Me A Therapist
I Can't Go To Hell I'm Out Of Vacation Days
I'm Turning Myself Into A Board Game Since Y'all Want To Play Me
I Put The Bi In Bitch
Even With All Those Years In The Closet, You Still Have No Sense Of Fashion
I Take Super Hot Showers To Practice Burning In Hell
I Ask For Snuggles And All I Get Are Struggles
I Got My Shit Together But It's Still Shit
Life Is One Big Dumpster Fire And I'm Just Trying To Make S'mores
I Sexually Identify As A Mistake
Gingersnap My Fucking Neck
I'm Not Actually A People Person I'm Just An Attention Whore
Question Corner UwU
I May Be A Dumb Bitch But I Ain't Fucking Stupid
hI WeLcOmE tO cHiLiS
Physically Thicc Mentally Sick
I Always Carry A Map So These Bitches Know Exactly Where They Got Me Fucked Up
If You Can't Run From Your Problems You're Not Running Fast Enough
I Have A Heart Full Of Love And A Head Full Of Dumb
I Only Break A Sweat When I'm Running Away From My Problems
Both My Emotional Wellbeing And My Bank Account Are Very Low
Not To Quote Britney Spears But You're Toxic
Splish Splash Your Opinion Is Trash
How Can I Be At Rock Bottom If I'm A Top
I May Be Radical But I Am Also Sadical
For All The People Who Doubted Me, You Were Right
This Would Not Have Happened if I Just Stayed In Bed
They're Called Heelys Because They Heal the Pain
I'm Extremely Ravilonely
I Use A Barbie Shovel To Bury My Feelings
If You Blast Kids Bop You Never Have To Hear Your Inner Demons
If You Think My Room Is A Mess You Should See The Rest Of My Life
My Neck, My Back, My Crippling Anxiety Attack
A Bitch Needs A Cuddle
Haven't Lost My Virginity Because I Never Lose
All I Peel Is Sadness
Sleeping Is Good For You So I'm Going To Sleep Forever
Ree Kill Me
Why Open Your Legs When You can Open The Bible
I Should Be A Baseball Pitcher Cause I'm Hella Good At Throwing My Life Away
Sure You Have The Horse In The Back But Do You Have Jesus At The Wheel
I Can Wash Dirt Out Of My Hair But Not My Soul
Jesus Is Back And He's Not Crucifucking Around
The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid
My Favorite Hobby Is Pretending I Have My Shit Together
If Someone Looks Down On You, Trip Them
Only Crippling Anxiety Keeps Me From Murder
I Want My Life To Be H2Over
Someone Has To Be The One To Set A Bad Example, And That Someone Is Me
If I Agreed With You, We Would Both Be Wrong.
Alas, There Is No Fruit On My Fuck Tree
Everyone Has A Creative Outlet, I Stuck A Metal Fork Into Mine
There is no god.
My Life Is Held Together With Pink Leopard Print Duck Tape
Opium For My Copeium
If Life Is A Simulation, Please Turn It Off
I Wanna Be Yeehawed Into The Sun
I Put The Sad In Quesadilla
Sure You Have The Horse In The Back But Do You Have Jesus At The Wheel
I Dont Burn Calories I Burn Bridges
I Don't Need A Significant Other, Just A Significant Income
My Body Is A Temple, The Architect Was Just Drunk
Waiting For A Demon To Possess Me So I Can Take A Break From Life
You're Funny Because Your Life Is A Joke
I Got 99 Problems And I Caused All Of Them
La Squadra Ending
Abbacchio Ending
Bruno Ending
Mista Ending
Narancia Ending
Fugo Ending
Giorno Ending
Trish Ending
Epiloggie
HELP ME OUT WITH THIS POLL MY SWEATIES
Canon Ending
Lock Your Fucking Doors, I'm Coming.

Why, I'd Be Delighted To Put My Needs Last Again

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By PlentyOfSprinkles

A gunshot rang through the air, and (Y/N) let out scream. Even if blood stained the window, this was her every intention. As blood ran, so did bubbling, pink acid. It poured onto the floor, burning into the boss behind her as he lurched backwards. Fighting through the pain that bloomed in her gut, just below her tattoo, (Y/N) spun to grab him, acid pouring onto his skin, seeping into his body so corrosive that it just might kill him.

This would be the first time she's killed on purpose. This wouldn't be an accident. This wouldn't be a twist of fate. The pain and hate, she couldn't look away. But then she blinked.

She stood before the window, not a single drop obscuring its clear view of the outside. Was it just a dream? Her hand rose and pressed against her abdomen, but there was no blood. "Giogio..."

"A stand!" Mr. Gaps hissed, taking his cane to smack her hard in the head so she couldn't attack the boss again, but (Y/N) wasn't just some pawn throne on the board. SCF's hand reached out, snatching the wooden dowel as her palm burned it away. He hissed in annoyance, leaping backwards with Antonio suddenly in his grip. His fists balled at the final disintegration of his cane, finally unleashing his own. "Pork Soda!"

Tall, lanky, his stand stood far above them both, a bad crook in its back made it hunch over and loom above them both. Its body looked to have the texture of gloop. How would that create any damage if it was just goop? Well, she would have her answer served to her on a big steaming plate of shit. With a snap of someone's fingers, presumably Mr. Gaps, it procured an empty wine glass in its hands, the object rising from the colorful mass of flesh and goo. Both disgusted and fascinated, she didn't even think about moving until he shattered the glass against the table to use as a weapon.  "My demon... does my bidding as long as I... Do his."

"What the fuck"

"C an e... Ca n e... Touc h, m u st  to u ch. Ho ld it w a nt"  As if strangled, Pork Soda gurgled out a few unintelligible cries, mourning the loss of something dreadfully important to him. After a moment of his torment, his eyes scanned over her, pupils bouncing separate from each other before its gaze finally locked with her. "E ye. Eye s"

(Y/N) blinked again, and suddenly she stared at herself, but... but how was that possible? Stumbling back, she watched her body fumble over the couch, the sockets were her sight once was replaced by piercing shards of glass. As if enjoying her suffering, the enemy stand gargled in delight, thumb pressing against the firm surface of the eyeball. The pressure pounded inside her skull, an earthquake even further sending her nerves into chaos. No, what was going on? What could she do to stop this spiral into madness? Look at yourself! What are you doing- wait a minute.

As (Y/N) stumbled around, agonizing over the shards of glass in her eyes, she reached up, and her hands felt something else. It was just her own face, no shards, no nothing. But her sight did not show her this at all. Did it? She couldn't tell, her mind was spiraling, she needed something concrete, something that would no doubt snap her to reality.

Her surroundings were perfect, her body was in pain, their laughter was crisp and she couldn't tell where it was from, but it should have been the left. Antonio had already escaped the room, who knows where, but Mr Gaps was still here. His soul was in front of her, when she really focused. She could not see her own in sight. Of course! Souls, there were no souls!

Breaking free of the illusion he temporarily trapped her in, she reeled back, falling against the couch as she gasped for air. "Hm. You figured out the truth pretty quick. Yes, my stand switches two objects that I have touched within a set amount of time, but you... I haven't gotten the chance to. It's a shame, that wouldn't have been an illusion. Take it as a warning."

"Should have done it anyways, it would have been easier." (Y/N) grit her teeth, wiping away a tear as she launched forward, her stand quickly taking effect on the area. She had planned to ensure that they couldn't touch her, and with her increased mobility, she had the upper hand. To prevent illusions, she just had to make sure his stand doesn't get the chance to gaze at something of hers. Leaping off the walls, she adjusted her position to kick him in the back, only for him to turn and smack her with another object he had touched, the hefty book. Thrown off her course, she crashed into him, and soon it would be all over.

As Her friends finally reached the top floor, having battled and defeated the boss, it was a little too late. (Y/N) hung far above the ground by the collar of her shirt, swaying softly like a kitten held at the scruff of their neck. The broken wine glass pressed against her throat, drawing pearls of crimson a little too bright to be the color of wine. "Nobody try anything or the girl gets it!"

(Y/N) glanced up at her friends, knowing they wouldn't hesitate to step in and fuck shit up, but to her surprise, they looked... almost fearful. Of course they would after seeing their friend get shot only moments prior, they didn't want to see her already dead because of their mistake. It was a relief seeing her alive and kicking (quite literally), but still in danger. Danger that they willingly let her go through and that they weren't able to pull her out of.

An odd feeling stirred within her, but she ignored it, taking matters in her own hands and breaking free from his grip, allowing herself to plummet down four stories safely with help from SCF.  As she landed without a sound, above her, she could hear six consecutive gunshots as Mista finished off the one she couldn't. 

-+-

So if you couldn't tell I have slowed down a lot when it comes to writing and that is because finals are here again and I, once again, am going on a trip to check out some colleges (stay in school kids)

But haha small trivia time for this arc because why not

- Mr. GAPS's name is an acronym for Glass Animals: Pork Soda.
- this was ORIGINALLY going to be against a pasta corporation but I thought that was pushing it too far. Like it would probably be a very jojo thing? But I like the drama
- Antonio the boss was also actually going to be the pawn shop keeper's son, but I decided against that because the old man deserves a happy family with no mafia death and stuff. I have other plans for him anyway.

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