The staff’s call came quickly, and Lin Xun praised Galaxy’s processing efficiency in his heart, but it was quite difficult to explain.
On the other end of the line was a female customer service representative with a friendly and gentle voice.
“Hello, is this Mr. Lin Xun?”
“Yes.”
“Mr. Lin, our systems show that your vehicle has lost contact. We have also collected some error information. Was there an accident?”
Lin Xun lied. “It’s like this, my friend and I were fighting in the car, and we accidentally hit the system’s screen and damaged the board.”
The voice on the other side was obviously hesitant. “Sir, are you sure? Do you need our help?”
“No need, we have already made up.” Lin Xun said.
“Okay. Then we will send an information record form to you…”
Lin Xun, “Okay, I will fill it out.”
“Then I won’t disturb you any longer,” she said, “Please don’t forget to contact the after-sales service to have the motherboard replaced and installed.”
“Okay, I will.”
Lin Xun hung up the phone, got out of the car quickly, and rushed to the gymnasium at the fastest speed.
The iron door was open——well, it seemed that Brother Chang Ji had already arrived.
Lin Xun went in, pushed the door open and was instantly dazzled by the brilliant golden light.
After his vision returned to normal, his heart was hit by the surreal scene in front of him.
In the middle of the stage, Chang Ji sat cross-legged, a huge golden Buddha lotus bloomed around him. He was in the middle, seated in a lotus posture that often appear in religious portraits.
The golden light bloomed layer by layer with this lotus flower covering the center…
It covered three-quarters of the area.
The infected people, who were being controlled by evil seeds, flocked to the outside, and they crowded the edge of the circle where the light could not reach.
Qi Yun asked, “Monk, can you do it?”
Chang Ji frowned. “What are you doing then?”
“It’s not that I don’t want to help you,” Qi Yun lazily slid his sword, “but, if I do what you ask me to do, won’t I lose face?”
Lin Xun fell down on the stage. “Didn’t you lose face long ago?”
Qi Yun reflexively hugged his sword, then looked up at him with a look of resentment on his face. “You still know to come back?”
Lin Xun tapped the keyboard several times. “Brother, I’ll help you.”
Chang Ji, “Thank you.”
At this moment, Qi Yun called out, “You stop.”
Lin Xun, “?”
“You weren’t here when we were fighting the hardest, and now you decide to show up? You really chose a great time to show your face.” Qi Yun sneered.
Lin Xun raised his eyebrows, he thought he was already familiar with Qi Yun’s logic.
He said, “I thought you would be useful at least; I didn’t expect that you’d actually let brother deal with the infected alone.”
Qi Yun’s face became distorted.
“You dog! You don’t believe your father?” He raised his sword.
Lin Xun saw Chang Ji frown.
He looked back at Qi Yun.
This person had a face painted with weird stage makeup, eyeshadows, and had on sequined clothes; it wasn’t ugly, but it made him look like a street hooligan.
Qi Yun sneered. “Daddy will teach you a sentence today.”
Lin Xun, “Go on then.”
Qi Yun lifted the tip of the sword with a word, and every time he said a word, the tip of the sword lifted one point.
He said word by word, “First there is sword cultivation…then there is God!”
Then he shook his wrist abruptly, and the tip of his sword thrust into the stage floor!
A burst of violent energy surged from the point where the tip of the sword touched the floor!
The sword’s aura whistled, rising from the surroundings of the venue, and all the evil seeds were forced into the illumination range of the golden Buddha lotus.
The gem on Chang Ji’s stick suddenly shone brightly, and he muttered some scriptures that Lin Xun could not understand. The light rippled across the venue, becoming more and more powerful and soft.
The eyes of those infected gradually closed, then they fell to the ground and went into coma.
Chang Ji opened his eyes, the golden light dimmed and returned to him.
“Tsk,” Qi Yun said, “Bald donkey is really capable.”
——Chang Ji frowned again.
But Qi Yun’s mouth seemed unable to stop. “Suan Suan, did you see just how powerful Dad is?”
Lin Xun stared at him without saying a word, then his eyes slowly moved down. “Can you still draw out the sword?”
Qi Yun, “Fuck.”
He held the hilt with both hands and pulled.
——He really couldn’t pull it out. A quarter of the sword was buried in the solid stage floor.
The sword-drawing activity went on for ten minutes, then the three of them walked out of the gym.
Lin Xun was holding a keyboard, Chang Ji was holding a Zen stick, while Qi Yun was empty-handed.
Qi Yun, “Lin Suan, I just remembered, this is the third sword I have abandoned this month because of you.”
Lin Xun, “Where do you get so many swords?”
Qi Yun, “Of course your dad has his channels.”
Chang Ji, “Foul language.”
Lin Xun laughed out loud.
Qi Yun, “…”
Lin Xun called Mrs. Butterfly. “Madam, I was hit.”
“Yes, the show called ‘I Am a Super Star’… all the people in the stadium were possessed by evil seeds…come back so I can get rid of the source of your infection.”
“No, I have no injuries. But I don’t know how to deal with this. The people in the venue have all fainted. I even smashed the school’s broadcasting studio.”
“Okay, thank you madam. Madam, you are so kind.”
“Goodbye, madam, I will go back soon.”
When he hung up the phone, he saw Qi Yun and Chang Ji looking at him.
“Solved!” he said, “Madam said that her team will handle the situation here, so we can return to the clan with peace of mind.”
Qi Yun, “What about my show?”
Lin Xun, “I don’t know.”
Qi Yun, “This show was supposed to be hot and would make me even more famous, and you just interrupted the entire program?”
Lin Xun, “The devils are coming, and I can’t stop them.”
Qi Yun, “You better explain this clearly to dad today.”
Lin Xun, “Go away! If you love to be a father so much you should raise a dog.”
Qi Yun, “Dog son, you–“
He suddenly shut up.
Lin Xun turned his head and saw Chang Ji’s hand on Qi Yun’s shoulder with a very threatening aura.
Qi Yun turned his eyes bitterly, then picked up his phone. “You must buy me a position on the trending list.”
Lin Xun suddenly saw him widen his eyes.
“Fuck!” Qi Yun said, “I’m already hanging on top of the trending list.”
Lin Xun went to see it.
Among the dozens of hot searches, there was a topic shining brightly and had caught the netizen’s attention.
#Qi Yun Fuck#
A lot of fans were commenting on the topic spontaneously, making the discussion very lively.
“Shocked! Why is the young idol suddenly out of control under the eyes of the public?”
“With the magical rhythm of “Seal the Sword”, I think it can be a genre on its own, he can call it ‘Cultivation Punk’.”
“The freestyle at the end was pretty good, and I was unexpectedly hooked by it.”
“Qi Yun, could you follow your inner thoughts and bring us a rap called ‘Fuck’?”
“Did anyone notice? When Qi Yun said fuck, he seemed to have seen something below the stage!”
“There is a little brother in the front row of the audience who looks good! He seems to be laughing! It’s a pity that the picture quality is low! But he still looks good!”
Qi Yun seemed to selectively ignore the latter two. “I’m going to be famous!”
Lin Xun, “Yes.”
——Qi Yun, a sword cultivator who made his debut in the entertainment industry with “Fuck”. Lin Xun couldn’t decide whether this was the misfortune of the entertainment industry or the sadness of the sword cultivator clan.
Immediately below this hot search was the hashtag trend: #I am the super star Live interrupt#
——It turned out that the interruption of the live broadcast caught everyone’s attention and prompted the hot searches. Qi Yun’s astonishing performance also caught the attention of a lot of the viewers, successfully sending him into the trending list.
As for the live broadcast interruption and the explanation for the bizarre incident at the scene, it all depended on how good Mrs. Butterfly’s battle-tested public relations team was at fooling people. Lin Xun only needed to delete the video monitoring in the gymnasium.
They followed Mrs. Butterfly’s instructions and drove home. The first task was to bring back Xiao Xiao, who they suspect was being possessed by a high-level devil.
Qi Yun kept looking at his phone and absentmindedly got into the car with a joyful smile on his face.
He kept such a happy state that he followed Lin Xun out of the car, came to Chaoyang community, and went up to the fourth floor.
It wasn’t until the door on the fourth floor was opened, did he wake up from his daydream. “Where is this?”
“Congratulations! You have been arrested.” Lin Xun said, “Mr. Qi Yun, this is our sect’s home base in the capital.”
Qi Yun jumped, turned around quickly, and attempted to flee; unfortunately, Chang Ji grabbed the back of his neck and pushed him into the door mercilessly.
Qi Yun, “You plotted against me?!”