The girl who gets more dick then all of us combined's POV-
I slept over at Stefan's house cuz why not.
I knew he didn't actually cheat on me.
Okay, I guess I didn't. I have trust issues and so do you, FBI agents in my brain. Don't even try...I heard the shit you were saying about Stefan.
We have beef now.
Let's fight.
Pow. Pow.
You're dead. I'm cooler than you.
Sucks.
Jk, I love you.
Another just kidding.
You suck ass.
"What are you thinking about?" Stefan asked as he drew happy faces on my thigh.
"How we didn't even last a week on our break," I told him.
"I would have died of alcohol poisoning if it was more than a week." He replied.
"And I would have given birth to George Washington." Wait what?
"Oh fuck, I missed you so much." He said and kissed me.
"Don't blame you. I would miss myself too." I replied.
"I'm hurt." He said jokingly.
"I'm kidding, yes I did miss you but I was too preoccupied trying to not umm die," I told him.
"Well, I'm glad you didn't." He said and kissed my forehead.
He sighed and flipped me over so I was facing him.
"I really am sorry for not telling you about Jazzy. I just- you have a habit of doing things before thinking and I was scared that you'd get hurt." He told me.
Tea. Wait not tea.
"And I'm sorry for not hearing you out," I replied and kissed him.
"Don't fucking apologize, you didn't do anything wrong." He told me.
"Then you shouldn't apologize either uggo," I responded.
"Let's blame it on uggo Bartholomew then." He said.
"Defo," I replied and he kissed me.
I think we're gonna...
play the piano.
Jk...I mean play the flute. cuz you know...
He flipped me over so I was under him and started kissing me everywhere.
"I missed you so much." He mumbled again.
"Really Eleven? What did you miss about me?" I asked cuz I'm bored.
"I missed your cute little dimples that appear when you smile." He said kissing my dimples. Or who I call Robert and Shithead. I have beef with the left one.
"I missed your cute little freckles. I missed your crazy personality." He said now kissing my chest.
I'm finally getting dick again after a whole fucking week.
I'm gettin' ripped tonight. R.I.P that pussy (ayy)
I'm goin' in tonight.
Sorry as I was saying- He kissed my BOOBS!
Bitch. Why am I freaking out? I've done this before.
Yea, yea.
This is like the ABC's to me.
A for me ass. B for boobs. c for c-. I'm gonna stop there.
Anyways Stefan continued kissing me and I was thinking...what if I just choke him.
Oh, how the turn tables would turn am I right?
He looked up at me for consent so I nodded.
He took my shirt off and unclipped my bra.
Bitch just fuck me already.
He took off his shirt revealing his 8 pack.
Hot.
Stefan unzipped my pants as threw them aside.
Bitch. I wasn't wearing fucking underwear.
He continued kissing my stomach and went down.
"I'm going to show you how much I missed you baby." He said as his head went down into my HOLY FUCK THAT FEELS GOOD
I pulled his hair as he continued to pleasure me.
Wait what the fuck are you doing her uggo FBI agents. Don't be weirdos. Get the fuck out of here.
(A/N- You guys got robbed but hey at least it's more than you usually get 😄👍)
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