Apparition (Vento Aureo x Rea...

By PlentyOfSprinkles

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"It's a good day to be a ghost." In which a girl lives out her best life despite the worst. Part 1 Started 9... More

Don't Let Being A Dumb Bitch Keep You From Achieving Your Dreams
Fucking Loser Sits In a Tree All By Herself
Well Well Well If It Isnt The Problems I Tried To Escape By Taking A Nap
4:20? Looks Like It's Time To Praise To Jesus
I Dont Have To be Drunk Or High To Make Bad Life Decisions
I May Be Dyslexic But I can Still Spell Fuck You
Its Been Fun But I'm Gonna Go Cry Now
Not Now Sweaty, Mommy's Cyberbullying
And Then They Sent Me Like Seven Pictures Of My Stand's Ass
Gotta Look Cute So They Forget You Don't Know Basic Math
Cant See The Haters Through My Tears (Nice Try Though)
Call Me An Escalator Because I Let People Down
I Can't Believe I Put On My Good Crocs For This
Its Either Bitch Or Be Bitched
You Might Have Dinner Reservations But I Have Social Anxiety
I Got All This Panic And Not One Invitation To The Disco
Wear Heelies To Escape Your Feelies
Sometimes You Just Gotta Macarena Through The Anxiety
There's Holes In My Crocs So My Swag Can Breath
Can't Spell 'Disconected From Society' Without Disco
No Flesh No Brain But Still In Pain (Halloween Special)
My Grandma Bullies Me Through The Ouija Board
I Dont Need Love I Need To Go Back To Sleep
Just You Wait Until My Therapist Hears Of This
Y'all Can't See My Tears If I Keep Rollerblading Away
When Life Falls Apart Just Kick It Under The Fridge So No One Notices
Different Day And Same Dumb Bitch
All These Flavors And You Choose To Be Salty
Eat The Spaghetti To Forgetti Your Regretti
I'm In Spain But The S Is Silent
I Want To Suffocake Myself
It's Alright Password I'm Insecure As Well
Took The Breaks Off My Scooter Cause The Swag Never Stops
Depressed But Well Dressed
Why Do I Need A Watch When It's Always My Time
Jazz Hands My Way Through Hell
Take Me Out Of The Oven Because I'm So Done
The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch
Bippity Boppity Back The Fuck Up
It's Okay, I'm Not My Type Either
Kiss? No Thanks I'm Saving My Lips For The Sweet Kiss Of Death
All The Dummy And None Of The Thicc
Will You Yeet Today Or Will Today Yeet You
My Professional Strength Is Spontaneous Screaming
Coke? Nah, I'm Here For The Brocaine
Have You Tried Speaking To The Manager Within
Sorry But I Don't Do Sinners. I Dont Care How Thicc Your Ass Is
Time Flies When You Dont Know What The Fuck Is Going On
I Seemed To Have Misplaced My Mental Stability
Looks Like It's Time To Isolate Myself From Everyone Who Cares About Me
Merry Crisis
Eat A Healthy Breakfast So You Can Run From The Cops
No Matter How Hard I Try I Cant Eggscape The Pain
If I Stay In Bed My Vibes Are Safe
Sorry But Being Sexy And Bitter Is My Default Setting
I'm One More Minor Inconvience Away From Losing My Shit
I Took A Tylenol But It Still Hurts To Be Alive
I'm Going To Hell Y'all Want Anything
I Only Accept Apologies In Cash
I'm Too Thicc To Do Anything Half-Assed
Sorry I Slipped On My Own Tears
On The Outside I Skrrt Skrrt But On The Inside I Hurt Hurt
No Matter What, You Can't Scrub Away The Pain
Every Living Thing Dies Alone
I Cry A Lot For Someone Who Doesn't Even Hydrate
My Life Is Falling Apart But At Least I Have Rad Socks
It May Be Friday But It's Not My Day
Don't Do Drugs Do Me Instead
My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic
Social Media Fucked The Streets Up More Than Crack In The 80's
Superiority Complex? I'm Just Better Than You, Nothing Complex About It.
I Drink Espresso To Cure My Depresso
I May Be Pathetic But At Least It's Aesthetic
Fuck Nudes, Send Me A Therapist
I Can't Go To Hell I'm Out Of Vacation Days
I'm Turning Myself Into A Board Game Since Y'all Want To Play Me
I Put The Bi In Bitch
Even With All Those Years In The Closet, You Still Have No Sense Of Fashion
I Take Super Hot Showers To Practice Burning In Hell
I Ask For Snuggles And All I Get Are Struggles
I Got My Shit Together But It's Still Shit
Life Is One Big Dumpster Fire And I'm Just Trying To Make S'mores
I Sexually Identify As A Mistake
Gingersnap My Fucking Neck
I'm Not Actually A People Person I'm Just An Attention Whore
Question Corner UwU
I May Be A Dumb Bitch But I Ain't Fucking Stupid
hI WeLcOmE tO cHiLiS
Physically Thicc Mentally Sick
I Always Carry A Map So These Bitches Know Exactly Where They Got Me Fucked Up
If You Can't Run From Your Problems You're Not Running Fast Enough
I Have A Heart Full Of Love And A Head Full Of Dumb
I Only Break A Sweat When I'm Running Away From My Problems
Both My Emotional Wellbeing And My Bank Account Are Very Low
Not To Quote Britney Spears But You're Toxic
Splish Splash Your Opinion Is Trash
How Can I Be At Rock Bottom If I'm A Top
I May Be Radical But I Am Also Sadical
For All The People Who Doubted Me, You Were Right
This Would Not Have Happened if I Just Stayed In Bed
They're Called Heelys Because They Heal the Pain
I'm Extremely Ravilonely
I Use A Barbie Shovel To Bury My Feelings
If You Blast Kids Bop You Never Have To Hear Your Inner Demons
If You Think My Room Is A Mess You Should See The Rest Of My Life
My Neck, My Back, My Crippling Anxiety Attack
A Bitch Needs A Cuddle
Haven't Lost My Virginity Because I Never Lose
All I Peel Is Sadness
Sleeping Is Good For You So I'm Going To Sleep Forever
Ree Kill Me
Why Open Your Legs When You can Open The Bible
I Should Be A Baseball Pitcher Cause I'm Hella Good At Throwing My Life Away
Sure You Have The Horse In The Back But Do You Have Jesus At The Wheel
Jesus Is Back And He's Not Crucifucking Around
The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid
My Favorite Hobby Is Pretending I Have My Shit Together
If Someone Looks Down On You, Trip Them
Only Crippling Anxiety Keeps Me From Murder
I Want My Life To Be H2Over
Why, I'd Be Delighted To Put My Needs Last Again
Someone Has To Be The One To Set A Bad Example, And That Someone Is Me
If I Agreed With You, We Would Both Be Wrong.
Alas, There Is No Fruit On My Fuck Tree
Everyone Has A Creative Outlet, I Stuck A Metal Fork Into Mine
There is no god.
My Life Is Held Together With Pink Leopard Print Duck Tape
Opium For My Copeium
If Life Is A Simulation, Please Turn It Off
I Wanna Be Yeehawed Into The Sun
I Put The Sad In Quesadilla
Sure You Have The Horse In The Back But Do You Have Jesus At The Wheel
I Dont Burn Calories I Burn Bridges
I Don't Need A Significant Other, Just A Significant Income
My Body Is A Temple, The Architect Was Just Drunk
Waiting For A Demon To Possess Me So I Can Take A Break From Life
You're Funny Because Your Life Is A Joke
I Got 99 Problems And I Caused All Of Them
La Squadra Ending
Abbacchio Ending
Bruno Ending
Mista Ending
Narancia Ending
Fugo Ending
Giorno Ending
Trish Ending
Epiloggie
HELP ME OUT WITH THIS POLL MY SWEATIES
Canon Ending
Lock Your Fucking Doors, I'm Coming.

I Can Wash Dirt Out Of My Hair But Not My Soul

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By PlentyOfSprinkles


Of course, without any knowledge or background of who could possibly be running the show, (Y/N) had no choice but to actively hunt them down. And to do so, she had to take some time in Greece, a large city with a high amount of human trafficking. If you could guess her plan, then perhaps you would know how risky and terrible it is, but it was the only shot they had. "Alright... I'm going into the belly of the beast."

"(Y/N)." Bruno quickly dragged her to the side, eyebrows twisted in worry. The bus was pulling up now, but he had to impart a warning. "Call us at 5:00 PM every night. I don't care what you are doing that that time, I want you to call at this time to ensure you are okay, alright? If you are in trouble, if you feel unsafe, call us, or anyone. We don't even care if it's La Squadra, just... just be safe. We don't want you to get hurt."

"Hey, someone's gotta do a little dirty work! I can take it!" Lifting her thumbs up, she flashed him a wink, and Abbacchio groaned.

"She's going to die. She's actually going to die. Who's fucking idea was it to send an idiot?"

"Wow thanks for being positive." Rolling her eyes, she softly punched his shoulder. It was obvious that he was just worried, in his own... mean way. While Fugo continued to bicker about her stupidity, she simply moved to give the children trio a hug. It was kind of them to worry, but this treatment was a little too much. "I'm going to be fine. I promise."

"(Y/N)." Giorno called from behind her, holding the mask that was once given to her by Polpo. It was a mask to symbolize her new beginnings, her birth as a gangstar, but now it would serve just as it was, a mask. A name that wasn't hers, and a face that no database would recognize, she would use them as an advantage, the only advantage she's ever had. "I put a tracker inside, but it isn't on yet, when you get on that bus... no, when you infiltrate, press the corner of it and the tracker will turn on."

"Gotcha. Don't worry too much or your hair might turn even lighter again." Pinching his cheek, she scrunched her face to mimic his worried one, turning to step onto the bus that finally rolled up. "See you soon, assholes! Don't miss me too much!"

There the bus door closed, with the screech that grated on their nerves. They weren't sure why her smile was so off putting, not when it was the same smile they tripped and tumbled over, a grin she's grinned hundreds of times over the course of her stay, so simple and common, yet never fails to saturate their surroundings in a color they can't quite describe, with delicate flutterings that are so unusual for the stoic group forced into death defying missions at least once a month.

A variety of irises locked onto the back of the vehicle as it sped away, rumbling as if it carried the heaviest object in the world. The object of their affections, a person with unparalleled importance to their minds and souls. "She'll be okay, right?"

Narancias voice was small, almost meek. It was so unlike the unruly child, but he couldn't help it. Worry clogged his throat as if a large pit had grown there overnight. She was as strong as she was independent, he's seen time and time again her devotion towards their safety and happiness, and he had no doubt that she would pass this with flying colors, but it just couldn't dissuade this feeling.

"Well, just who do you think you are talking about! It's (Y/N), for Christ's sake, she'll worm right in without a doubt!" His wingwoman hasn't scored him any lucky nights, but that wasn't what Mista remembered. All the memories with her were full of laughter and opportunity. Fake flirty remarks were thrown in good fun. When did it become more than that for him? Was it on the train when he first saw her cry? No, it was sooner than that. That was only when he realized it. He never thought she could cry, not when she was so carefree. "They won't be able to hurt someone as sweet as her."

"More like stupid. She's stupid! Why is she doing this? We could make a better plan that isn't jam packed with 'what if's' and 'maybe so's', but here she is again, shoving her way into things that she has no need to." Fugo was less than enthusiastic at the thought. The same traits that would help her could be used against her. "She always does this! It's like she's just asking for trouble!"

"Guys? Are you talking about (Y/N)?" Trish was often busy with her new routine. Well, it wasn't new. She's lived them her entire life behind her mother, the spark of her showbiz. But while no one could replace her mother in all of her amazing traits, someone else stood by her, supported her with such passion that she couldn't help but want to talk for hours, just to hear her cheer more. But they kept talking about something, scheming, and (Y/N) was in the center every time. It let a bad taste in her mouth, and this time, she felt she might gag. "Hey, where is she?"

"She's... She's on a trip." As much as they admired Trish's tenacity, she didn't have to know the deeds of the Mafia. There were other things to worry about for both of them, so they never felt inclined to tell her. But now...

"A trip? What's the trip for? Why is she going? What are you planning to do with her?" the barrage of questions that they had all the answers to, but how would they word this?

"(Y/N)... Is conducting a few investigations. She'll be back." The words that slid out tasting like bile were meant to comfort, but they did little to none. It felt like a lie. It wasn't a lie, but their anxiety grew.

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