Broke Millionaires 😫
Amber
that was fun!
Venti
it wasnt fun when xiao destroyed my kazoo
Diluc
thank archons he did
Scaramouche
yh I was abt to beat the shit out of you
Venti
so you'll eat it later😋
Scara
...
Mei
LMAOO
poo kink?👀
Scara
NO
Mei
@Lumine add my bestie
Lumine
Scaramouche is here though?
mei
MY OTHER ONE HU TAO
Scara
I'm not your friend
Mei
YH SURE!
Lumine added Hu Tao
Mei
HU TAO
Hu tao
BESTIE (* ^ ω ^)
Diluc
this is gonna be horrible
Mona
tell me abt it I'm friends with both of them
Mei
MONA
Hu Tao
MONA ☆ ～('▽^人)
Lumine
is Hu Tao broken our smth why the faces
Xiao
its how she types sadly
Mei
XIAO
Hu Tao
XIAO ∑d(°∀°d)
Scara
is your cap lock stuck again
Mei
MAYBE 😫
Scara
stay still I'm coming to fix it
Mei
NAH BITCH
Xiao
imbecile
Scara
Idiot
Sucrose
just saw Mei climb out the window of her dorm
She kinda flexible huh
oop she a runner she a track star
scara cant keep up
oop she got away
Xiao
caught her
Mei
damn..
Hu Tao
I WAS CHEERING FOR YOU!(≧◡≦) ♡
Amber
I feel like xiao and scaramouche would b besties
Scara
yh never
Scaramouche and Xiao
Private Dm's
Xiao
they catching on
they gonna know we talk shit abt the behind their back
LIE BITCH
my rep is at stake
xiao
OH SHUT UP YOU WHORE ACTING ALL INNOCENT WHEN YOU WANNA GET IN MEI'S PANTS
LIKE YOU DONT WANNA FUCK VENTI
Xiao
honestly xingqiu is being so fucking nosy he keeps looking at my phone
tell him my alpha boyfriend and he'll leave
Xiao
oo it worked
caught him writing a smutfic called that
Xiao
he acts responsible and smart but he charges 500 Mora (isnt a lot) for a 2k smut fic
so you ordered from him
Xiao
dont act like you didnt too
they starting to piece shit together
remember deny everything
xiao
mkay
Broke Millionaires 😫
Amber
their wayy to quiet
Venti
do they actually talk shit abt us together
diluc
wait I wanna join
Noelle
me too
Xiao
we dont
venti
hes lying
Xiao
MF HOW DO YOU KNOW
venti
I'm looking through your window
you always look nervous when u lie
Diluc
man wtf
Xiao
die
Venti
shit
Aether
RIP
Kaeya
rest in peace my brethren
Amber
why does he always so this
anyway @Scaramouche explain
Scara
I'm killing xiao
Zo
yall see this
*pic of Mei and Scaramouche cuddling*
Childe
now explain this scarat
Scara
fuck you Zo
Zo
∑d(°∀°d)
Mei
it's time to take my leave
scara
goodbye
Mona
yall dont know their dating
Scara
WE ARE NOT DATING
STOP SPREADING THOSE RUMOURS AROUND
Lumine
STOP SPREADING THE LIES
Aether
LOOK AT ALL THESE RUMOURS SURROUNDING ME EVERY DAY
Diluc
wtf
Aether
well you ruined it
Childe
who cares this is my blackmail forever
Scara
it clearly photoshop
Zhongli
I'm sorry to inform you that Zo's photo shop skills are trash.
Childe
HAHSHSHS
Zo
wow hes right but still my skills aren't that bad
Zhongli
you got an F on your photography project beacuse you made it look like one of those gacha life music videos
Amber
damn now I wanna see
Zo
please stop attacking me I thought it looked good
Zhongli
it didn't
Beidou
I cant believe you got insulted by Zhongli this is a new low
Zo
😭
Childe
let's go back to the photo
Scara
I hate all of you
SHIPPERS 💍
Venti added Zhongli,Zo and more to shippers
Aether
I remember this gc
Amber
what is this
Venti
whenever we want couples to get together we talk in this gc
Childe
why wasnt I included
Kaeya
cause the last time we used it we wanted you and zhongli to get together
Lumine
and it worked
Venti
so far we have succeeded everytime
so now we gotta get Scaramouche and Mei together
Aether
Kaeya gimme the points
Kaeya
Mei is too dumb to know Scaramouche likes her. She hates confrontation.
Scaramouche is a coward and cant say shit.
Venti
this is gonna be a tough one boys
Xiao
wtf
Aether
XIAO your friends with scaramouche tell us what he thinks abt Mei
Xiao
wtf no
he doesn't even talk abt her
Xingqiu
I have info but how much will you pay me
Venti
@Diluc pay pls
Diluc
never fuck off
Hu Tao
I'll pay (=^･ω･^=)
Xingqiu
600 mora
Hu Tao
ok Zhongli I need money (´ ∀ ' *)
Zhongli
Ahh it seems I have no mora
Childe...
Childe
OFC ILL PAY FOR YOU ZHONGLI
IL GET ANYTHING FOR YOU!
Aether
whipped
Xingqiu
Scaramouche hired me to make a 6k smut with plot fic abt characters called Maya and Scarah
Lumine
that's rather similar to Scaramouche and Mei
Amber
WAIT XINGQIU WRITES PORN
Jean
I thought this was common knowledge
Chonyun
whatever you see him reading a book assume hes reading smut
Xingqiu
wanna know my prices
Xiao
no
venti
yes
Xingqiu
Dont act like you dont know them already Xiao
Kaeya
WHAT
Venti
ILL GIVE ANYTHING IF YOU TELL ME WHAT XIAO ORDERED ABT
Xiao
xingqiu I'm outside
Xingqiu
HE GONNA KICK THE DOOR DOWN IM GOING OUT THE WINDOW
Venti
COME BACK TELL ME
Childe
the fact that Scaramouche was ordering smut abt him and Mei tells us he deffo likes her
Mona
I've been trying to push him to date her but hes stupid and stubborn
Amber
I feel like this ship Is going nowhere
diluc
does anyone have an idea
Kaeya
I have an idea
Diluc
anyone else
Kaeya
I'm very smart if you'd just listen
Diluc
arent you the one who got 4/27 on our math test
Kaeya
no my fault it was hard
Diluc
it was in times tables
Lumine
bitch you dont know what 12x7 is??
Kaeya
yes I do 74
Jean
....
Amber
.....
Zo
....
Literally everybody
......
Kaeya
wait no
Diluc
this is so sad
Beidou
ARE YOU NOT EMBARRASSED
Kaeya
just hear my plan ok
Lumine
only because no one else has any ideas
Kaeya
ok so we do the classic send each other letters thingy
aether
kick him
Venti kicked Kaeya!
Lumine
that idiot
Amber
what did he even mean
Zo
yk when we leave letter addressed to each of them from each other
Amber
oh come on that's so corny
Childe
exactly
Xiao
I went over to see Scaramouche and
*pic of scaramouche and Mei sleeping next to each other, cuddling*
Venti
that could be us xiao but you be playing
xiao
fuck off
Amber
that's so cute
Xiangling
awww I hope they get together
Aether
I'll make them if it's the last thing i do
Beidou
sounds kinda threatening but ok
I'm fucking done I hate deadlines ig you'll see more scaramouche and Mei moments next chapter
tell me if I made any mistakes pls
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