"Holy shit when'd you get an air conditioner?" Lip muttered, plopping himself onto my bed. Mickey took Moni with him to get breakfast, so I was all alone to enjoy the cold air...
It was fucking amazing.
"Yesterday. Mickey found it in a dumpster" I sighed happily. "Raised are monthly pay by 50 dollars but....it's so worth it"
We were currently in the middle of an awful heat wave and in Chicago; that was like being in Hell with Hades himself.
"Do you know if Deb's slept at Neil's last night? She's not in her room"
Right Neil...her new boyfriend. I met the guy yesterday at Patsy's when he tried to grab my ass. Apparently he has brain damage or some shit....i don't know honestly and I couldn't care.
"Yeah, Sierra says not to worry about it thought" I shut of the air, begging him to help me off the bed.
"Sierra....you're talking to the girl i'm fucking?"
I gave him a small smile, running out of the room at the sound of the back door. God I could already smell the food from here.
"Wildberry pancakes?" I smiled, excitedly grabbing the bag from him.
"Yes, like you begged for a hundred times last night"
I pulled out the container, the smell of the fresh fruit wafting through the air. Wildberry Café probably had the best pancakes in all of Chicago and I was seriously craving some.
Because their good, I promise i'm not pregnant this time.
"Have I mentioned how much I love you?" I questioned, placing a kiss to his cheek. I laughed as he swatted me away, handing Moni over to my brother. "Hey, there's our future American hero"
Listen I still wasn't cool with Carl joining military school, but it was kinda too late for that now. Plus he got a full scholarship so.....
"Shipping out tonight, hate to say it but I think the only one i'm gonna miss is Monica"
I sent him a glare as he waved her tiny hand around. He still wasn't holding her properly but at least he was within a few feet of her.
Honestly he was worse than Mickey when she was first born, which is saying something.
"The Alibi's really gonna miss their janitor" I laughed, as he flipped me off. "Now what will you and Mickey have in common?"
"Maybe our deep hatred for you?"
"Okay ha ha, but there's no way you're leaving without a Gallagher goodbye party. Right Lip?"
My brother muttered something from the living room but he was already half way out the door. I'm guessing it had something to do with his lady friend Sierra....if you know what I mean.
I shoved a fork of food into my mouth, the berries practically dissolving in my mouth.
Fuck that shit was good!
"God who the fuck is at the door" I groaned loudly, slamming down my plate. Didn't people understand not to bother us so early? "It's fucking 8 in the-oh Trevor hi!"
I showed him inside, yelling for my twin brother to wake his stupid ass up.
"He had a hard night at work so....go easy on him"
I know being an EMT was draining on him but the least he could do was talk to me about it. I mean I was his sister for fucks sake.
"That the lady dude?" Mickey muttered through a mouthful of bread.
"Don't call him that! And stop eating my food" I grabbed the plate from him, trying to drown out the yelling between my brother and his friend.
Guess thing's aren't going so well between them......
"Hey Ian....you doing okay?" I whispered, walking into my room. He was sprawled out on my bed, his music blasting through his head phones.
He continued to ignore me as I plucked the phone out of his hands. If he was going to use my A.C, he was going to have to talk to me.
"Trevor invited me to some party tonight but I don't know, things have been weird"
"Because of him being trans or is this about your commitment issues?"
"I don't have- forget it. I just don't know what i'm supposed to- his dicks are made from silicone!"
Yeah I wasn't really sure how to help him with that situation but I mean, at least he couldn't get an STD from his penis! Honestly I think he should just go for it, Trevor seems like a nice enough guy.
"He seems to really like you, I saw the way you guys were dancing at that party"
"I didn't think you could see anything with your tongue down your boyfriends throat"
"Focus!" He ducked the pillow I threw at him, a small smile forming on his face. "I'm just saying bud, you only live once....plus any guy is better than Kash"
Something glazed over his eyes and before I knew it I was hitting the ground with a loud bang. Okay I get it, don't bring up the pedophile.
Shit, what was with my brother and I being fucked over by older men?
Maybe it was the daddy issues....
"Get lost, I need to talk to Cass" Carl snapped, my bedroom door flying open. I sent an apologetic look to my twin, plying myself off the ground.
"Your ginger therapist is at your service, what's up?"
He sat down on my bed and I could tell he was thinking about something. As much as I loved my brothers I always knew that face meant nothing good.
"I think Dom wants to get back together" He sighed as my face dropped. Dom really?
"Buddy she literally cheated on you....made you think you had Gonorrhea"
Come on I couldn't be the only one who remembered her dad busting down our door at 2am a few weeks ago? Like seriously we just gonna forget about that?
"Yeah but she feels bad about it though"
Okay no, nope, no way. Hell to the fucking no. Abousuletley not!
"Carl I love you so i'm gonna be honest" I sighed, resting my hand on his shoulder. "Do not give her a second chance okay? She'll just fuck you over again"
"But-"
"No! No butts! Now get the fuck out and close my door"
I quickly kissed him on the top of the head, flipping him off as he slammed my door. Ah a therapists work is never done.....
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I sat on the edge of my bed, watching as Mickey fed our daughter. My room was the only enjoyable one in the whole house so we had kinda been locked in their all day.
"Liam's in bed" Lip smiled, opening up the door to reveal him and Ian.
"Yep, tucked in all nice and tight" And there was Fiona... God this air conditioner was such a fucking mistake.
"Okay get in, but close the door don't let the air out"
The three of them jumped on my bed, my twin kicking Mickey onto the floor. I mean he could stand and feed her, stop being so lazy y'know?
"Okay so what is the most Debbie thing Debbie could possibly do?" Ian laughed, tossing me a beer.
"Steal a baby?" I laughed, taking a sip of the drink. "Ummm join the army under Lip's name? Get engaged"
"Ding ding ding, you nailed it!"
Holy shit they weren't being serious were they? Was she engaged to Neil, I wasn't the only one who saw a problem with that right?
"We all collectively agree that she's underage right?" I laughed, my siblings all nodding their heads in agreement. "Put out the blunt Phillip, there's a baby in the room"
"Oh trust me he needs it right now, after Sierra ripped him a new one" Fiona sighed as I sent her a look. Oh god something happened with Sierra now too?
Shit what the actual fuck was wrong with my family?
"I'll finished feeding her downstairs" Mickey muttered, picking Moni out of her chair. "You guys are fucking weird"
I watched the two of them leave the room before turning back to my older brother. I needed the deeds okay, I didn't get much gossip these days.
"I kinda freaked out after she ejauculated on me" I'm sorry what? "She's really cool but I think I might have blown it" Nope i'm still going to need him to repeat that.
"Are you sure she didn't piss on you?" I laughed, looking between the three of them. "Did it taste like piss?"
"How the fuck would I know what piss taste likes!"
My eyes drifted over to Fiona who was hands-down the kinkiest person I knew. I mean if anyone knew what it tasted like....it would be her
"Okay so you're getting waterboarded by a girl, Ian's dating a dude with a vagina, Fi's had sex with something with a piss kink....shit my sex life's really fucking boring" I took the smoke from Lip, definitely needing it after that realization.
"It can't be that bad" Ian muttered as I sent him a look. "You two have a fucking kid"
Oh shit, yeah he's right....my bad....
"Hey guys" Carl called, flinging open my door. "Luther's here to drive me to the bus stop"
Holy shit this was actually happening....my baby brother was really about to ship off the military school. Fuck do you think it was to late to convince him to stay?
The lot of us made our way down the stairs where the cop car was waiting. God I guess this was it.
"I'm really gonna miss you" I whispered, pulling him into a hug. Shit I told myself I wouldn't cry. "But I'm so fucking proud of you"
I pulled away, wiping the tears from my eyes as he moved on to my other siblings.
"I love you guys" He smiled, as I ruffled the top of his head. We waived him goodbye as he got into the car and with that he was gone....
"How long do you think he'll last?" Ian muttered as we turned back inside.
"A week, 4 hours minimum"