-In ✨Oikawas a bottom✨ chat-
-Oikawa has changed chat name to We are hot✨-
Iwaizumi- you idiot
Oikawa- LEAVE ME ALONE
Mad Dog- so vulgar
Kunimi- says mad dog of ALL people
Kindaichi- LMFAO that's true, good one babe
Kunimi- :)
Goshiki- why is aoba Johsai up so early- Geez
Mattsun- because oikawa makes us breakfast
Makki- the only thing I love about him
Oikawa- Aww thank you
Makki- yeah shut up and cook my eggs
Oikawa- ....
Iwaizumi- I'll help you babykawa
Oikawa- IWACHAN~~~~ thank you thank you
Kunimi- oml
Kindaichi- basically our team is elite
Mattsun- ^ for once I agree with kindaichi
Goshiki- Oop
Kindaichi- why are you up?
Goshiki- oh, I saw Kunimi getting up and so I did
Kunimi- ye I had to take a shower, sorry for waking you
Goshiki- it's oki <3
Oikawa- 😎🤏😍
Iwaizumi- Oikawa. Get back to work.
Oikawa- SORRY IWACHAN~~~
Tendou- .... do y'all ever shut the fuck up?
Goshiki- TENDOU can you make me breakfast?
Tendou- no.
Goshiki- :(
Kunimi- LMFAO you can come eat with us
Kindaichi- uh.
Mad dog- yeah sure why not
Kindaichi- no.
Mattsun- :/
Makki- oh
Goshiki- it's okay... I feel not wanted so it's fine
Kunimi- but I want you to come.
Goshiki- oh
Kindaichi- don't come.
Goshiki- oh
Semi- goshiki I'll take you to get breakfast
Ushiwaka- I will come too.
Tendou- ME TOO
Goshiki- I thought-
Semi- ignore him
Tendou- NO IM COMING STFU
Terushima- can I come
Tendou- yes!!
Oikawa- uh I think he meant with mad dog sweetie
Terushima- I did LMFAO
Mad dog- oh, yeah definitely. Oikawa stfu or istg I will tell iwachan about the other night
Iwaizumi- what?
Oikawa- HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNT MAD DOG CHAN HAHAHAHA
TERU YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME
MAD DOG CHAN IS SO SILLY
HAHAHHAAH
SO FUNNY MAD DOG
I LOVE YOU HAHAHAHA
YOURE LITERALLY MY FAVORITE PERSON ON THE TEAM
Makki- tea?
Mattsun- I'm- wtf happened the other night
Oikawa- idk what you're talking about
Kuroo- wow you guys are active
Kenma- I know right
Kuroo- goodmorning kitty
Kenma- morning
Kuroo- hmmm what did we talk about
Kenma- goodmorning...
Kuroo- good morning who?
Kenma- .... good morning... daddy...
Kuroo- good boy
Terushima- heard my name?
Mad dog- I- th-
Oikawa- I'm sorry, did I miss something?
Bokuto- HEY HEY HEY KUROKEN CONFIRMED?!?
Akaashi- you need to calm down bokuto
Bokuto- akaashi, now that they are a couple why don't you just admit you're in love with me so we can go on double dates
Akaashi- ...I-.... I don't know what you're talking about
Bokuto- really?
Akaashi- yeah really... KENMA
Kenma- yeah?????
Akaashi- meet me in the gym rn
Kenma- jeyskshxus okay
Kuroo- bye kitty
Kenma- bye
Kuroo- . . .
Kenma- daddy
Kuroo- good boy
Mad dog- that's so hot
Terushima- you're telling me
Iwaizumi- so are you two dating now?
Kuroo- me and kenma? LMFAO no
Tanaka- Oop, how come?
Kuroo- eh it's complicated
Oikawa- so are a lot of us
Makki- not everyone has fucked up parents oikawa
Mattsun- ^
Oikawa- really? Say here if you have fucked up parents
Kunimi- here
Goshiki- wait really?
Kunimi- I'll tell you later
Goshiki- oki
Noya- here
Ukai- here.
Terushima- aren't you like- 40?
Suga- 40? Lmfao you're so dumb
Terushima- thanks babe
Daichi- back off
Terushima- or what?
Suga- or I'll kick your ass
Terushima- Aww, so pressed aren't you huh?
Daichi- I can't wait to beat your team turning training today
Hinata- OH YEAH we are up against Terushima team today!!! YAY
Kageyama- hina
Hinata- shush, I know I can't play
Kageyama- don't tell me to shush
Hinata- shushhhhh
Kageyama- that's it, where are you?
Hinata- cafe? Why?
Kageyama- I'm coming to tickle you!
Hinata- NO
Atsumu- awww little baby hina and his big bad crow
Sakusa- stfu Atsumu
Atsumu- suck my cock Omi Omi
Ushiwaka- that's unholy
Oikawa- REALLY?!?
Ushiwaka- unless you would like to suck my cock Oikawa Tooru?
Oikawa- I'm leaving.
Iwachan. I feel violated
Iwaizumi- would you rather suck my cock Tooru?
Oikawa- ehameisbhwaneuznsUamauajnaiKamjS I'm actually gonna die this time
Iwaizumi- well?
Oikawa- you really want me to answer that
Ukai- yes.
Iwaizumi- I- Ukai?
Ukai- what? All you boys is like watching a soap on tv. Fucking lit
Tanaka- why don't you go fix your own relationship??
Noya- oh yeah is Takeda still mad?
Ukai- ughhhhhhhhhhhh yes.
Noya- LMFAO loser
Ukai- says the one that can't confess to their crush
Oikawa- *cough*
Terushima- pussy
Ukai- okay Teru you confess too then?
Terushima- Kentarou, I starting to fall for you
Konoha- so bold omg
Daishou- can I do that
Bokuto- please leave
Kuroo- ^
Atsumu- love how mad dog didn't say anything
Kunimi- he's orgasming
Goshiki- Lshwjshd NIMI STOP
Kunimi- Kahenshues WHY? It's funny!
Kindaichi- don't talk about another guy orgasming
Sakusa- y'all are gross
Atsumu- I know right Omi Omi?!
Sakusa- you stfu
Atsumu- YOURE SO MEAN TO ME OMI :(
Sakusa- no, you're bad
Atsumu- how?!
Sakusa- you really want me to tell everyone?
Atsumu- ....
Terushima- mad dog text me back challenge 😩
Mad dog- what? Sorry I was changing
Terushima- oh- so- I-
Mad dog- what?
Terushima- nothing nothing
Ukai- pussy
Terushima- STFU OKAY I ALREADY HAD TO SAY IT ONCE IM NOT SAYING IT AGAIN
Daishou- you know, what if there's someone I wanna confess my love for
Ukai- do it pussy
Oikawa- love how you are more active than the rest of us
Ukai- says Oikawa
Oikawa- suck my cock
Ushiwaka- okay.
Tendou- NOT YOU USHY GUSHY
Semi- this fucking man
Konoha- Daishou
Daishou- yes baby
Akaashi- oh?
Kenma- gross
Bokuto- don't harass Konoha
Kuroo- I will literally punch you
Noya- ;-; you guys are vulgar
Konoha- ..don't call me baby. For one. And two, are we playing your team today?
Daishou- oh shit! Are you?
Bokuto- yeah we are
Akaashi- can't wait to beat his ass
Kenma- I will be cheering you on!
Suga- aren't you playing aoba johsai?
Kuroo- yeah but not until later
Daichi- trade us
Terushima- too scared to see me on court?
Suga- we never said that
Terushima- really? Cause I think you really don't want your little Daichi to see me
Daichi- stop
Terushima- no if he wants a fight I'll give him one
Mad dog- Teru
Terushima- yeah?
Mad dog- are you still gonna eat breakfast with me?
Terushima- fuck yes
Mad dog- okay, I'll come get you
Terushima- okay :)
Oikawa- you two are so cute omfg
Osamu- oh hi
Atsumu- bout time you wake up
Osamu- sorry, I don't speak bottom. Can someone who's actually cool tell me what he just said
Atsumu- I am not a fucking bottom
Sakusa- Atsumu, didn't I tell you to shut your fucking mouth?
Atsumu- ahhh sorry daddy
Suna- why isn't he aloud to speak ?
Sakusa- because I said so
Daishou- that's so toxic I'm literally in love with you Sakusa
Konoha- simp
Daishou- oh noha don't worry, I'm still pursuing you
Konoha- *sighs*
Akaashi- n e wayz
Kenma- AKAASHI
Akaashi- WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME
Kenma- because you took my game
Kuroo- akaashi, be a good boy and give kitty back his game
Bokuto- Tetsuro
Kuroo- ..... I apologize imma just-
Bokuto- don't ever call akaashi a good boy ever again
Terushima- kinky~
Iwaizumi- hey oiks
Oikawa- yes iwachan
Iwaizumi- watch this
Oikawa- I'm watching iwachan
-Iwaizumi has changed chat name to ✨Oikawas a bottom✨
Iwaizumi- :)
Oikawa- IWACHAN HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW!! STOP
Daishou- it's okay king
Oikawa- it's not okay
Everyone is so mean to me
Makki- so is my breakfast done yet?
Mattsun- yeah man
Iwaizumi- give us a minute damn
Ukai- @ oikawa it's cause you're a twink
Oikawa- STOP
Ushiwaka- Oikawa, would you like to be my twink?
Tendou- yeah you can suck his cock
Semi- I HATE YOU
Tendou- do you?
Semi- no-
Tendou- mhmmmm
Semi- SHUT UP
Tsukki- all of you shut up
Hinata- TSUKKI
Kageyama- fuck are you so excited for?
Hinata- idk-
Osamu- who tf is tsukki?
Tsukki- me bitch
Yams- he likes dinosaurs
Ukai- you two go back to sleep
Yams- no we're going on a date
Tsukki- yeah mind your business
Ukai- I-
Tsukki- don't even say anything. Why don't you go fix your relationship with Takeda
Ukai- OMFG SHUT UP WE ARE COOL NOW
:)
Me realizing I forgot Yaku and Lev-
FUCK I'll just do private chats next LMFAO
Any other couple I'm missing?