H teleported everyone to his theatre.
"Hello hello!" H said.
"Hi H!" Everyone said.
"Today will be a sequel to another part," H said.
"Which one?" Uraraka asked.
"The Suicide Squad!" H said.
"You mean the one where we're villains?!" Iida exclaimed.
"Yep! Though this one will more like a movie trailer for their newest mission," H said.
Everyone looked sceptical, but decided to watch anyways.
"Oh, an this is very violent, so I'll be taking out Eri," H said before taking her to the kids room.
A bus was seen driving through the street. Inside sat Deku, Ojiro, Monoma, Gang Orca, a much older Eri, Sero, & Nighteye,
"Seems like the squad has changed. Midoriya is the only one I recognize from last time. And is that a bunny rabbit on his shirt?" Momo asked.
"Nigheye!" Deku & Mirio yelled in sadness.
"You gotta be kidding me! You're going to risk the whole mission for a mental defect dressed like a court jester?" Monoma asked. He wore a weird silver helmet.
"This coming from the guy wearing a toilet seat in his head," Ojiro said as he handed everyone guns.
"We don't leave one of our own behind," Deku told Monoma.
"Exactly! Even villains can understand that!" Uraraka said, smiling at Deku.
"Hopefully Toga's still alive," Deku said as Momo looked over Toga's spreadsheet.
"Oh..." Uraraka gulped.
"No funny business Colonel, these are dangerous people," Momo told Deku through the comms.
Deku & the others piled out of the van & got into position. Eri was seen on a balcony with binoculars.
"I don't like Eri being a villain," Deku said.
"Sero was seen with his comms on, while Monoma was on top of a roof. Deku & Ojiro ran into position. Ojiro wore a skull mask & started climbing up a rope.
"Team two is ready to go!"
"Firing in 3, 2," Deku checked behind him and saw Toga. He took a double take.
"What are you guys doing?" Toga asked.
"What?" Momo asked.
The theatre chuckled.
"You! We're here to save you!" Deku said.
"You we're gonna save me?" Toga asked in disbelief.
"It was a really good plan too," Deku said.
"Well I can go back inside & you can still do it," Toga suggested.
"That's patronizing," Ojiro responded.
"I'm so sorry, Himiko Toga!" She introduced herself while shaking hands with Ojiro.
"Bloodsport," He responded.
"That's a pretty cool villain name, not gonna lie," Kaminari said.
The screen cuts to show Aoyama sitting in his cell. The throws his bouncy ball at the wall & is ricochets all over & back into his hand without him even looking,
"That was magnifique! Even in a prison jumpsuit I still sparkle!" Aoyama exclaimed.
"You know the deal," Momo narrated. "Successfully complete the mission and you get ten years off your sentence."
A scene of Tetsutetsu ripping toilet paper off of his crocs was shown.
"That's a pretty good deal," Jirou said.
"Ew" Kaminari was disgusted by the Tetsutetsu scene.
We then see a very hairy Mineta with gray balls instead of purple on his head licking the window of his cell.
"Even more ew," Kaminari said.
"You fail to follow my orders in anyway, then I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull," Momo narrated as the doctors put a needle in the back of Aoyama, who didn't flinch. The X Ray showed the Bomb being implanted.
Aoyama jumped out of the truck, with Deku behind him.
"So this is the famous Suicide Squad?" Aoyama asked as Kaminari scraped what looks like poop of his boot using his boomerang.
"What's with all this disgusting stuff?" Kaminari asked, disgusted by himself.
Epic music played as Deku, Aoyama, Shoji, Kaminari, Sato, an orange skinned Jirou, Tetsutetsu, and furry Mineta walked together with a huge American flag behind them.
"That looks pretty cool!" Deku exclaimed.
Jirou questioned why she had orange skin. This was twice she had a different skin color from her normal one.
Close ups showed Kaminari smiling, Tetsutetsu cracking his neck, & Shoji drinking a Mr. Pibb. Momo was seen in her chair, and Toga used and RPG on an island.
"Nom nom?" Gang Orca asked before grabbing a guy & eating him head first.
"Oh my lord!" Momo exclaimed. Everyone else was shocked too.
"No wonder Eri couldn't be allowed to see this," Deku realized.
Momo was shown in a room with Ojiro, Monoma, Eri, Sero, & Gang Orca. Sero wore a polka dot suit.
"Sero what are you wearing?!" Mina laughed. Sero simply pouted.
"Any questions?" Momo asked.
"Hand?" Gang Orca asked while pointing at his hand.
"Yes, that is your hand. Very good," Momo deadpanned. Eri laughed.
"We're all gonna die," Ojiro said.
"I hope so," Sero responded.
Ojiro sighed.
"For fucks sake," He told himself.
"Lol!" Uraraka laughed with everyone else, except Iida, who was scolding Ojiro on swearing,
"Here's the deal," Deku told Nigheye.
"We fail the mission, you die," Deku said.
"We find out any information you give to us is false, you die," Ojiro said.
"We find out you have personalized license plates, you die!" Toga said.
"What? No," Deku told her.
Toga got in Nigheye's face.
"You cough without covering you mouth-" "Toga!" Deku cut off Toga.
"Though that isn't an open invitation to cough without covering your mouth," Deku told Nigheye.
"You sound like Iida!" Uraraka laughed.
Deku blushed.
"So what's the plan?" Monoma asked.
"How the hell am I supposed to know" Ojiro responded.
"You're the leader! You're supposed to be decisive!" Monoma yelled.
"And I've decided you should eat a big bag of dicks!" Ojiro yelled.
"If this whole beach was completely covered in dicks, and someone said I had to eat every dick until the beach is clean for liberty, I would say no problamo!" Monoma said.
"Why would someone put penises all over the beach?" Eri asked.
"Who knows why madmen do what the do?" Monoma said.
Everyone, including Iida, was laughing their asses off.
The screen showed the squad at a party, dancing.
Then Toga, Ojiro, & Sero jumped out of a collapsing building.
We see Melissa Shield holding a gun.
Then Ojiro tries stabing Momo's throat with a knife, but the guards stop him with the knife inches away from her throat. Momo doesn't flinch.
"This is suicide," someone says.
"Well that's kinda our thing," Deku says.
We see Gang Orca ripping a guy in half, with blood going everywhere.
"Holy crap!!!" Bakugou yelled. He was clearly excited.
A helicopter crashed in the jungle, everyone inside is being tossed around.
Toga is seen shooting down tons of guards with only two pistols.
Then an explosion goes off in a building.
"This seems epic!" Kirishima exclaims.
"Dong worry, I'm gonna get you out of here alive," Ojiro tells Eri.
"I'm going get you out of here alive," Eri responds. The two smile.
Toga, Eri, Ojiro, Sero, & Gang Orca are seen in a building when a tentacle comes crashing from inside.
Gang Orca drops the leg he was eating.
"Oh my god! We've got a freaking Kaiju up in this shit!" Koda yells. The monitor behind him shows a giant starfish. Starro.
Starro then steps on & destroys a car.
"What the fuck!!!" Bakugou yells. Everyone is left jaw dropped.
"Uh huh," Ojiro says while looking bewildered at Starro. Gang Orca looked equally bewildered.
The screen cuts the squad waking in the rain.
"I love the rain! It's like angels are smooching all over us!" She exclaims.
Blackout.
No one knew what to say. Except Kaminari.
"That's the most awesome thing I've ever seen!" He exclaims. Everyone soon agrees.
"I knew y'all would like it more than the last Suicide squad universe. That's all for now!" H says as he teleports everyone away.