Chasity's POV-
"Come on Stephanie please," I whined.
"I said no my love." He replied sternly.
"PLEASE ESTEFAN! I need it!" I yelled.
"Nope." He replied and jumped on the kitchen counter with his I mean my hoodie.
"STEFAN YOU LITERALLY NEVER WEAR HOODIES! WHO CARES IF I STOLE 1 OR 50 OF YOURS." I yelled.
"You have an addiction baby." He replied.
"Nope. Nope. Nope." I said when I saw my whole family walking out the front door without the devils.
"See you guys. Have fun babysitting the children!" Leo yelled as the door shut.
"FUDGE NUGGETS!" I yelled cuz children.
"Yay! Auntie Chasity!" Must said and came up to me.
"STEFFY!" Crusty came and jumped on him.
"Hello, child." He replied.
"Stefan feels like a wall." Crusty whispered to her brother.
"Punch him." The other child whispered back.
"OKAY!" She said and punched Stefan's abs.
"Ouch Stefan rude," Crusty said and they ran away.
"We're babysitting children," Stefan said.
"My worst nightmare came true," I mumbled.
30 minutes later-
"CRUSTY I SWEAR ON YOUR FATHER'S UGLY ASS HEAD IF YOU DON'T STOP RUNNING-." I yelled but Stefan stopped me.
"Rocco's sperms I'll let you play with my gun if you guys shut up," Stefan said.
"YAY Steffy!" Musty said and grabbed his gun.
"Bro, what the fuck?" I asked.
"Shit is the safety on," Stefan said and we ran when we heard a gunshot echoed through the room.
"YAY AGAIN EMI!" Musty yelled excitedly.
"Okay baby sis." He said and was about to shoot the air but Stefan took it from him.
"Alright. Let's do something else." said ask.
"Yea how about nap time in the attic?" I asked.
"No, we want to play in the backyard," Crusty yelled.
"Really crust. Are you sure you don't want to play in your 7 thousand dollars indoor jungle gym?" I asked.
Rocco spoils the shit out of the children and Maddie yells at all three of them,
"No, we want to play hide and seek," Musty said and the two idiots ran out the door to the backyard.
"Let's take a 5-minute nap and then we'll look for them," Stefan said yawning on the couch.
"Ok 5 minutes," I repeated.
2 hours later-
I woke up refreshed, Stefan cuddling with me when I realized.
"THE CHILDREN!"
"What children?" Stefan asked and I looked at him with the are you kidding me look.
"Oh fuck, those children." He finally figured it out.
"Hey, guys," Rocco said.
"Hey doggo," I replied.
"Where are the twins?" He asked us.
"Well I'm here and ant farm is finding his future boyfriend on TikTok," I responded nervously.
"Not you guys. My children." He said.
"Oh umm uhh-"
"THEY'RE SLEEPING!" Stefan said.
"Yea they're sleeping," I responded.
"Okay... well tell them I'll see them tonight," Rocco said and dipped.
"We're screwed aren't we?" I asked Stef.
"Yep." He replied.
Operation find crusty and musty begins NOW!