Chasity's POV-
I'm hanging out with Crusty today. I felt bad cuz I've been hanging out with Musty more than her.
"Come on Crusty, if your uggo twin can speak so can you. You are better than that hoe so SPEAK A COMPLETE SENTENCE!" I told her.
"No." She replied and walked away. More like waddled.
"Awe you are so cute with it," Stefan said. Keyword it.
"I know. I'm a child whisperer. Wait that sounds weird." I said.
"Yea it sounds very weird baby," Stefan replied.
"Don't call me weird," I replied.
"Fine, I'll call you mine then." He said and started laughing.
"That was so cringey my love sorry." He replied.
"PLEASE- I AM YOURS BUT THAT WAS SO SMOOTH AND SO CRINGE! I love it!" I said and kissed him.
"CHASITY A PACKAGED CAME FOR YOU!" Leo yelled.
"YAY A POCKAGE!" I yelled and ran down the stairs.
"WOW, THAT IS A FAT PACKAGE!" I said and opened it.
I opened it and what the fuck?
"Oh, it's a fat teddy bear," I said.
"Wait why is there a death threat attached to it?" I asked it.
"Well read it!" Leo yelled.
"Ok, it says. Hey Chasity this isn't actually a death threat lol. Bye." Ehh whatever.
"GUYS OMG!" Missy yelled coming inside the house.
"What?!" We asked.
"MY TEACHER WANTS TO HAVE A MEETING WITH DAD!" She yelled and our faces fell.
"Stefan your 18 right?" Leo asked.
"Yea I turned 18 like 2 weeks ago." He replied.
"YOU'RE THE WEIRDO DATING A MINOR! (joke)" I shouted and got stares.
"What does he being 18 have to do with anything," Missy asked.
"Missy, I'm going to adopt you." He said.
"DUN! DUN! DUN!" I shouted.
"Finally!!" She yelled and hugged him.
"Wait a minute. Did Leo actually ever adopt me? I thought he just kidnapped me and it stuck like that." I asked.
"Oh, yea. I never adopted you." He said.
"Shit were we suppose to?" Franco asked.
"Yea but whatever, I turn 18 in a month," I replied.
"LET'S GET CELEBRATORY ITALIAN FOOD!" Ant farm yelled.
"No uncle Anty, I wan twacos," CRUSTY SAID.
A COMPLETE FUCKING SENTENCE!
TAKE THAT YOU MUSTY RAT ELEPHANTE!
"OMG BABY YOU SAID A FULL SENTENCE!" Maddie yelled and carried her.
"I don't know if I'm happy or disappointed that her first sentence was about food." Rocco said.
"Hey what about me?" Musty asked. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU ELEPHANTE!
OH NO NOW THERE'S TWO TALKING CHILDREN!
FUCK!
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