BROKE MILLIONAIRES 😩
Childe
we lived bitches
Xiao
damn it
Zhongli
I am so happy about this 😊
Keqing
wtf happened
Amber
we tried to kill childe diluc and venti again just like last time
Keqing
i should have been there then it would have worked
Diluc
I cant believe I was grouped in the same criteria as venti and childe
Venti
HEY I KEEP ON GETTING HURT ITS NOT FAIR BE NICER TO ME GUYS
Lisa
no❤
Jean
no❤
Beidou
no ❤
xiao
no❤
venti
fuck all of you
xiangling
who started the rumour that venti was dead....
razor
me
Xiao
I'm walking down the street and some tells me sorry for my loss
Barbara
there is a venti shrine in front if the boys 3rd year dorm is venti actually dead
Aether
yes
Lumine
no
Aether
HE IS
Lumine
NO HE ISNT BITCH
kaeya
venti say some weird shit if your dead
Diluc
he was just texting on here so theres no way hes dead
Bennett
Razor was pissed cause we kept on inviting to burn peoples bodys so he spread the rumour
Jean
wtf
Beidou
he speaks sentences⁉️
razor
shut up whore
Zoelle
dont✍mess✍with✍razor
Zhongli
now I have to make an announcement saying
venti is not dead
Childe
venti look what you've done bow what do have to say abt yourself
Venti
I'm preggers
Diluc
wtf
Ningguang
@Xiao is the father
Chonyun
@Xiao
Ganyu
@Xiao
Childe
@Xiao
Jean
@Xiao
Mei
@Xiao
Scara
@Xiao
Kaeya
@Xiao
Beidou
@Xiao
Xiangling
@Xiao
Fischl
@Xiao
KuraichyKoochie
@Xiao
Xingqiu
@Xiao
Aether
@Xiao
Bennett
@Xiao
Razor
@Xiao
Klee
@Xiao
Mona
@Xiao
Zo
@Xiao
Amber
@Xiao
Diona
@Xiao
Keqing
@Xiao
Xinyan
@Xiao
Xiao
wtf
WTF
I am not a father
Venti changed the Group chat name to Venti's and Xiao's wedding 🥳
Xiao
I am not getting married
Venti
but your baby...
Xiao
I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT CHILD
Beidou
wow xiao your gonna avoid you baby just like that
Aether
what a bad father
Lumine
reminds me of my dad
Amber
are you really gonna make the twins remember there bad parenting experiences ⁉️
xiao
...
no
Amber
then own up to your child
Zhongli
but males cannot get pregnant
Ningguang
Dm me
Zhongli
Ahh Xiao congratulations on your child
Xiao
you even roped Zhongli into this shit
Venti
@Kaeya @Aether be my groom ppl
Aether
ofc
Kaeya
definitely
Xiao
this is not happening
Zhongli
I'll be your bridemaid xiao
Xiao
I am NOT the bride in this relationship
Venti
so you admit we are in a relationship!!
xiao
fuck
Zhongli
Who will officiate the marriage
Venti
you?
Zhongli
Ah i cannot be a bridemaid and a pastor
Though i do recommended Childe
Childe
yes
Xiao
no anyone else but him
Mona
I'll do it
Xiao
they need to be rich
Scaramouche
so diluc,ningguang and childe are the only options
Xiao
@Ningguang save me
Ningguang
OFC ILL MARRY YOU TO VENTI
Xiao
guys please
Amber
so Ventis groomsman are Kaeya and aether
Venti
and childe!!
Amber
.... and childe
Jean
Xiao choose your men or women
Xiao
I am going to cry
Zhongli
Amber
thats it??
Beidou
you need more
Mei
me and Hu Tao have volunteered
Hu Tao
AND SCRARA (*^‿^*)
Scaramouche
i never i agreed to this
Xiao
Fine yall can be my bridesmaids
Venti
ALL OF YOU ARE INVITED
Childe
can it be via zoom
im on dorm arrest
Xingqiu
Firstly i refuse to come to any weddings
secondly how the hell are u on dorm arrest
Childe
Graffiti
Lumine
expected that
Barbara
Shouldn't i be the Pastor
Xiao
no
Barbara
How rude!
Fischl
Me and Oz are coming to celebrate this connection between two femboys and i hope tap to see more
Xiao
i refuse to read that paragraph
Zo
So its gonna be on Zoom then
Venti
Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xiao
i think real life tears are coming out
Venti
Tears of happiness 😊
Bennett
Aww i hope you both have a long
life together❤
Xiao
sucide seems like an option
Zhongli
I advise you dont, Xiao
Scara
i still dont want to go to this shit
but if its on zoom ill attend to see Xiaos crying face
Mei
....sadist
Lisa
agreed
Venti
ok tomorrow at 4 ill send u a zoom invite to our wedding
Zo
im not bringing a gift
Venti
fuck you then.
The next day
venti
yall im ready to get married
xiao
im not
Childe
i organised the zoom meeting lemme send the link
linkforzoommeetingidkits6am
Real life
Zo clicked onto the zoom meeting link and immediately experienced lag. It seemed she was the last to join and oh archons there was so many people.
The zoom had only her friends in it but it felt like the whole school. Worst of all no one had the decency to actually fucking mute. She quickly muted herself and opened her phone ready to yell at some people in the group chat.
Zo
ITS SO FUCKING LAGGY
WE ARE DEFINITELY MOVING TO DC
Zhongli
Yes i agree the zoom is indeed quite laggy, but whats this dc you speak of?
Childe
Discord
Zhongli
hmm i remember that app some people were saying i had 'dilf' energy and Childe made me delete it.
Xiao
Good
Aether
YES YOU RADIATE DILF ENERGY
Zhongli
what is a dilf...
Venti
now is not the time to explain to Zhongli what a dilf is me and Kaeya are setting up the dc server so yall better join
Kaeya
linkforthediscord
Zo
if theres a dumb name istg
Real life
She opened the discord to see the name dn. Sighing, she quickly join the voice call. Upon calling there was a screech, probably produced by Xiao, and she instantly lowered her volume down, ear rape was a fun way to die.
"Yall ready for this shit?" she heard Ningguang's voice say.
She continued.
"Honestly im reading this shit of Boogle so if anythings wrong dont blame me." She paused again, signing.
"XINGQIU CAN YOU FUCKING MUTE IVE TOLD YOU THIS."
Xingqiu finally muted after muttering something about Venti and Ningguang finally started.
"We are gathered her today to see Venti the little shit marry Xiao who Zhongli has pinned down so he has to attend. Blah Blah Blah. Say your vows." she announced.
Venti unmuted first and Zo genuinely feared what he would say.
"Hiya um uh," turning paper could be heard. " I, Venti the sexy, take you Xiao the emo, to be my husband, to have and to- Oh shit i dropped the paper. Wait i lost my page.... lool yall know whats gping on blah blah blah me and Xiao our getting married!!! FOREVER."
Though Zo physically cringed when Venti dropped the paper it wasnt as bad as she thought and atleast he had not rapped Nicki Minaj.
Venti muted and it was Xiao's turn. After a while, it was clear Xiao wasnt going to unmute so they moved on.
"Apparently, im supposed to say a prayer or something but i was never religious sooo," Papers were thrown away, "You may now kiss the bride?"
Zo let out a sigh of relief that Nicki Minaj wasnt included in anyway aspect of this wedding.
Xiao now FINALLY FUCKING UNMUTE as he yelled, "NO NO NO NO" Zo heard an ehehe before she heard a smooch.
Everyone came to unmute, clapping and cheering as Xiao yelled in the background.
Eventually, the cheering quieted down and everyone had left for drinks except Xiao, Scaramouche, Mei and Zo.
"Holy shit I just got married."
And for the first time she heard Scaramouche laugh. A full on crackle. Of course, Mei joined too while Xiao questioned his existence. Zo took that time to leave, Childe was paying for the drinks anyway and she wasnt gonna miss out on free drinks.
Walking by Xiao's room she heard muttering and considered convincing him to go outside.
"Nahhh." She thought grabbing her keys and heading out.
Wasn't her problem.
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