Chasity's POV-
"STEFAN WANTS TO KILL ME!" I screamed.
"What?!" Leo yelled.
"Just kidding. That man is whipped for me." I replied.
Tacos.
Pancakes.
Cereal.
Burritos
Donuts
Doritos.
Delicious food.
"He is whipped." Ant farm replied.
Oh, yea Stefan.
"Why would Stefan want to kill me?" I asked.
"Because he's a-."
Tacos.
"He's a what?" I asked.
"He's a-."
Taco burrito.
"Okay," I replied. I have no idea what he just said.
"Stay away from him." My father seethed.
"Old man chill. I lov- like him a lot. And he lov- likes oh for fuck's sake. He likes me too." I replied.
"He's lying." He said.
"Oh, you psycho bitch just leave," I begged.
"Fine children but don't come crying to me when Chasity is dead." He said.
"Okay can't wait. Bye!" I yelled and he left.
"Finally he's gone." I sighed.
"You need to talk to Stefan and figure out what the hell dad just said," Leo told me sternly.
"Sure turtle," I replied and went upstairs.
Wait what happened to Madeline?
I went to her and Rocco's room.
Please don't be having sex.
I closed my eyes and opened the door.
"Hey, Chasity," Maddie said.
I slowly opened my eyes and saw her laying on the bed.
"Wow, you got big," I said.
"My summer bod is gone. I am so sad." She replied.
"Yea my summer body is gone too. But it's because of the tacos. I'm not preggo. Or I hope not." I told her and fell onto the ground.
"Where's doggo?" I asked her.
"He went to go get milk." She replied and my jaw dropped.
"I knew i -."
"No, I don't mean it like that. I meant that he went to get milk so I can eat cereal." She clarified.
"Oh, I really thought," I said and left.
I don't need to be in the same room when Maddie's water breaks. Cuz your girl can not and will not help.
I grabbed my phone and called Stefan.
"Girl you called at the wrong time. Dad's beating Stefan's butt." Missy said answering the phone.
"And you're just sitting there?" I asked.
"Well, yea. I mean I was making popcorn." She replied and I rolled my eyes.
"Why are they fighting?" I asked.
"One second...Go Stefan!...ok I'm back. Dad is trying to kill you haha... Shut up step monster I'm on the phone." Missy told me.
"Anyways how are you?" She asked.
"Missy tell Stefan that I'm crying," I told her to get his attention
"Why are you crying?" She asked.
"Child just tell him," I yelled.
"Sheesh, cranky pants...hold on...Stefan your mean girlfriend is going into cardiac arrest." She yelled.
(Cardiac arrest is no joke)
What the fuck?