Chishiya
You: smart people are so dumb sometimes. Watch this. Chishiya~?
Him: yeah? You need something?
You: I just want to say that I adore you, and everything you do for me. You make me feel like a person and not a bitchy girl. I'm glad I have you to be with and talk to. I love you.
Him: In a friend way, right?
You: WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR 2 YEARS! IN AN I LOVE YOU WAY DUMBASS- (I changed it a bit lol. It originally said "we've been friends for 2 years, in a best friend way dumbass!"
Arisu
You: so I was playing bedy and the ink machine-
Him: hold up, say that again?
You: bedy and the ink- oh fuck, I meant Bendy. BENDY and the Ink Machine. I'm sorry I'm tireddddd-
Him: *dying of laughter*
Chota
Him: So then my sister, being the little gremlin she is, threw up on my dinosaur.
You: you have a dinosaur? Iwannasee!
Him: *holds up a stuffed dinosaur*
You: It's THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEENNNNN!!!
Him: ... besides me right?
You: of course bubs
Karube
You: So then my mom takes a shot, and throws up
Him: ew, a low alcohol tolerance
You: ... Dude, it was her 7th shot of the night. And it was straight up tequila.
Him: o h m y g o d
Him: a true queen.
(Another three am conversation because all of our sleep schedules are fucked up)
Last Boss
You: Shiny= pretty, sword= shiny, meaning sword = pretty
Him: no, sword=danger. Sword=scary. (Don't ask, it was three in the morning)
Niragi
Him: I hate how as soon as people apologize they're like "Sorry, I have trauma." Like bitch, your trauma doesn't excuse you bitch slapping me out of no where-
You: don't you have trauma?
Him: dOnT yOu HaVe TrAuMa- shut the fuck up this isn't about me!
(This is also on my Tumblr :) )