(Yeah my dumbass realized I wrote his name wrong. Hope you enjoy it!)
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Avdol walks the streets with Polnereff and Iggy when a woman tackles Avdol into a hug, he shouts "Y/N! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" I pout and say "I'm not staying at home while you go on your 'mission' with the boys", he tries to push her off with a hand on her head and says "I just want you to be safe!" I growl back "Nah! I'm coming with!" Polnereff says "Avdol, I didn't know you had a girlfriend!"
Avdol finally gives up and sighs letting me hug him, he says "She's not my girlfriend, she's my wife, but she doesn't understand what 'stay' means when I say 'danger' afterwards!" Polnereff replies "Oooh, I only just noticed the ring on your finger Avdol" Avdol facepalms.
He says "You need to go back home Y/n, enemy stand users could attack you" Magician's Red appears and picks me up cradling me. I snap "I don't need to stay home! I don't need protection in case an enemy arrives either! I've got me and myself!" Avdol whines "Don't forget about your husband in your moment of self-pride, I'm supposed to protect you, not you and yourself."
I say "Then I get to protect you when things go wrong too then! So I'm joining you!" Iggy barks in retort, I light up "That dog is so cute!" Iggy stares at me and Polnereff says "U-uh probably don't touch the dog" Iggy turns around and attacks Polnereff in the face.
Avdol laughs nervously and I say sarcastically "Oh my goodness this is soooo dangerous" Magician's Red turns me away from Iggy and Polnereff and Avdol stands in my vision, he says "Okay fine, you can join us but if you get into a little trouble I'm taking you back home", I nod confidently and say "Okay! Yes! Love you!" I fist pump the air.
I take his face and lock lips with him, when I pull away he smiles and says weakly "What am I going to do with you..." He starts walking with his stand carrying me, Polnereff shouts and yells as Iggy continues attacking his face, Polneref tumbles onto the ground trying to rip Iggy off.
I ask "They going to be alright?" Avdol nods and says "They'll be fine".