Celeste's PoV
I was in the cafeteria, drinking my tea and eating french toast along with it.I then heard my phone buzz.And there it was,a notification from the group chat.
How noisy. I said to myself.
But since I had nothing else to do,I decided to open the chat.They seem to be talking about asking girls out or perhaps... lesbians. And this sort of artist and song.
I continued to read the whole conversation and saw how Komaru Naegi was asking Fukawa if she listens to this 'Girl in Red'. I have to admit,I was quite impress.
I wonder if Kyoko listens to this Girl in Red too. I thought to myself.So I decided to try the 'technique'.
I checked the chat if Kyoko was online.She was.She was reading the conversation the whole time.So,I have to shoot my shot.
THH Gang
Celestia: @ Kyoko Kirigiri
Kyoko: no.
Okay?Ouch?
Assholehina: oof-
Junk: IKR
Togami: lol
Assholehina: DID TOGAMI JUST-
Togami: Oh,shut up,Asahina.Let's just allow Celeste to have a talk with Kyoko.
Kyoko: Fine.
Kyoko: What do you want?
Celes: I just wanted to ask if you listen to this artist who is so called "Girl in Red"
Kyoko: No,I don't.Why?
Celes: Oh,okay then.
Assholehina: wow
Assholehina: that was physically painful to read I-
Junk: IKR
Junk: Like-
Junk: Literally-
I hate these people. I thought to myself and sighed.I put down my phone and suddenly,my phone buzzed again.Except,the notification wasn't from the group chat. It was from...Junko?
Junk Bitch
J
unko: hey mama
Junko?I can't deal with her today.She's very annoying. I decided to not reply.
Celes: read 5:21pm
Junk Bitch: HEY DON'T BE RUDE WTF
Celes: read 5:21pm
Junk Bitch: don't you want me to help you with Kirigiri?????? 🥶🥶🥶
Celes: Kirigiri,you say?
Junk Bitch: AH THERE SHE IS
Junk Bitch: there's my lesbian right there.
Tch.
Junk Bitch: Anyway there's another way to ask her if she's gay
Celes: enlighten me.
Junk Bitch: Ask her if she listens to ✨ Sweater Weather✨ 🥵🥵🥵😼😼
This bullshit again?I got rejected in front of everyone in the chat.And I'm doing this again? No.Never again.
Celes: No,thank you.I am not doing this "do you listen to" technique again.
Junk Bitch: Geezzzzzz why not
Celes: I GOT REJECTED FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Junk Bitch: DADDY CHILL
I was glaring at my phone,annoyed until I heard footsteps. It sounded like the person was wearing heels.I looked at where the footsteps were coming from to see who the person is entering the cafeteria and it's...Christ.. It's her again.
That fucking bitch Enoshima.
"Heeeeeeeeeeey Mama!" She yelled running towards me.
"Please be quiet." I said as I rolled my eyes and took a sip of my tea.
"Wow,so rude. " Junko pouted.
"What did you come here for, anyway?" I asked.
"You know... Trying to help you with Kirigiri" She explained.
No. Nope.
"I do appreciate your help but I will politely decline."
"COME ONNNN! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU GOT REJECTED. BESIDES THAT BITCH IS DENSED AS FUCK."
I suddenly threw the cup that I was holding and glared at Junko.
"Enoshima,if I ever hear you call Kirigiri that name again,I will FUCKING BURN YOU ALIVE" I said as I pointed my armored index finger towards her.
Junko was backing out, trying not to laugh.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But Hey! Just try it out!"
I just stared at my phone, hesitating.
"Just do it! Geez. The both of you denying each other is so physically painful. Even I,the Ultimate Despair couldn't even handle the depressing and stressful shit between the two of you." Junko ranted with her arms crossed as she rolled her eyes.
"If you don't do it, you could date me instead.I mean- you're pretty hot. Just like your past execution." She wrapped her arms around me.
I glared at her and took her arms off me.
I sighed and took my phone. "Fine."
THH
Celestia: @ Kyoko Kirigiri
Kyoko: What is it now?
Assholehina: *gets the popcorn* 🍿🍿🍿🍿
Junko was staring at her phone, grinning.Watching how the conversation would go.
Byakuya: Could you please not interrupt their conversation for once? Because one,you are very annoying.And two,just watch how their interesting conversation will go.
Assholehina: Geeeez fine!!! No need to stay pressed 🙄🙄
Kyoko: @ Celestia Ludenberg carry on.
Celestia: If you don't mind,I was going to ask something again.
Kyoko: what was it?
Celestia: Do you perhaps listen to this song called "Sweater Weather?"
Kyoko: Yes.Why is that?
My eyes widened but still trying to keep my poker face.I then looked at Junko who was grinning at me.
Celestia: Oh.
Junk: well then😁😁
Junk set Celestia Ludenberg's nickame to CeLESBIAN
Junk set Kyoko Kirigiri's nickname to KiriGAYri
Junko was still grinning.I started to blush and looked away.
"Well then. I have done my job. Hit me up if you need more help with Kirigiri some time" She winked at me and left.
Byakuya's P.o.V.
I was in my room.I was reading the conversation that happened between those two...Lesbians.The room was quiet until someone knocked on my door.
What is a plebeian doing.Knocking on a door of someone like me?
I sighed and answered the door.
I opened the door and saw Kyoko, blushing but still trying to look calm and emotionless.
She walked passed by me and on my desk.She then lightly slammed her face onto my desk and buried her head with her hands.
I scoffed and initiated the conversation. "Celestia,huh?"
"Shut up,will you?" I heard her muffled voice with her face still on the desk.