Sup broski
No the series isn't over, I need to tie a few loose ends and then it's over and then there's the little extra bit for part 6, baibeeeeeee
But I will be missing for a little for planning and all that jazz
Aight lez go
1. 'claustrophobia people are fine with their brains being trapped in their skull.'
-well it won't be trapped for long.
2. 'Are we going to end up with anyone? And team bucciarati and team risotto will be friends?'
- I mean I'm gonna have endings for everyone (in bucci gang) and all that jazz, but for the second question, I think it's just going to be a business partnership at most sadly-
3. 'would you rather sing sea shanties with the boys or have sex'
-why can't I sing sea shanties with the boys while having sex
4. 'Is it better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum?'
-depends whose cum
5. 'Who's your fav boi from la squadra?'
-Risotto~ we don't see a lot of him but he should have won that fight he should've fuckin-
6. 'How do you write stories with plot I attempted to do that for a while and ended up with a crack fic'
- bro this started out as a crackfic lmao
-but I just get really Invested in character development and backstory and it starts building by itself.
-Writing out a very loose outline helps with keeping track of where you want things to go, but don't make it so constricted that you have no room to express yourself in writing.
-Never force your ideas along, it's easier to think while doing something like laundry, but if you sit at your desk and wait for it to come, it's going to take a ridiculous amount of time and you'll end up not writing it.
-even this book was about two months of planning and ideas before I started to actually realize I had a story building and just went with it
-honestly the whole thing was basically 'oh shit now I have to write it'
7. 'Are we gonna die? Will Bruno die? Will everyone in the Bucci gang live?'
-I plan to have everyone live yes- don't worry, Fugo's gonna come back too.
Aight, here's a few more things to lengthen this shit ig
8. What were other title ideas/ how did you choose that random ass title?
-'Apparition' was actually supposed to be 'Of Flesh And Blood', but that wasn't really the tone I wanted this book to have. It's a very lighthearted story about an unfortunate girl who jokes about boobs a lot, I didn't want it to have a heavier feeling to it.
-The actual name was chosen because of a prior idea I had for a stand. I switched some shit up, but I still like the name and the book cover, so it stays.
9. Why did (Y/N) lose her eye in the beginning of the story? What was the significance of it?
- Well first off, let's talk about (Y/N)'s character. We don't get to see a lot of her, seeing as right in the begging of the story, she undergoes a huge change, but she is a girl who spent her entire life running from her daddy issues. Literally. Losing the eye was a way to show how much she's actually lost over these years, and now it's a physical problem she cannot ignore. Over the course of the two years without it, she learns to hold things closer to her chest. No longer burning photos of forgotten, but fighting to protect the ones around her.
-also eyes are windows to the soul, and that has to do with something I have planned
10. Why don't the parents have names/why aren't a lot of side characters given names?
- I don't give a lot of the characters names because why would you remember names of those who won't remember yours? They will be strangers on the street, so why bother?
- The parents aren't given names because she isn't exactly close to them. Her mother was just a mom, not really a person. Her father is just a title, but not a person. She doesn't see people as well, people.
-I'm lazy
11. (I'm so sad no one asked me this-) Is the skeleton inside you are are you inside the skeleton?
-aahn~
12. Why did you write (Y/N) as she is?
- a memey mess? I wanted her to be relatable in a way, so unlike all the seriousness that comes in the mafia, she finds ways to make things entertaining, whether that means calling Rico a cheating scumbag or not caring about her gender and her boobs, she's just a normal girl in an odd predicament.
-I do my best to never describe the reader as much as I can. From the color of her skin to her clothes, I want the reader to feel included and let themselves fill in the details themselves, and using (F/C) or (S/C) just feels super fake to me, so I don't label her as any ethnicity or body type, she's just a girl. And to be honest I would have written a 'they them' character if half my humor didn't come from boob jokes.
-plus, who doesn't like the charm of a girl who is just violently herself? It's supposed to be the personality that you love, not the looks, which is why they still care about what she thinks even in Abbacchio's body.
13. How long is this fuckin thing gonna be like lady this is ridiculous-
-you're gonna be here for a while bae
14. WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ABBACCHIO IN THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL I CRIED
- hahaha I enjoy seeing everyone in pain
15. How the fuck do you write everyday I cannot even fathom-
-I'm just built different lmao
-I am busy all the time and this is how I procrastinate
-if you want to write 1000-2000 words everyday call now to get AP classes you don't give two shits about
-what the fuck
-someone help I haev too many ideas and not enough fingers to write everything GODDAMNIT
16. Well that was an anticlimactic ending.
-Okay yea let's talk about like- all of that.
-Bruno being alive meant she had to make sure he didn't commit Not Alive during Secco's fight and meant she had to bring Wannabe Trish to the Colosseum so she fuckin blind, but that okay that was totally part of the plan (no it wasn't, refer to #6, keep your outlines loose and decently vague)
-(Y/N)'s entire existence meant there are two targets for the kill and Diavolo got cocky, so Narancia's alive and that makes ANOTHER PROBLEM
-If Narcy no die, then Giorno in Narancia body???
-how grab arrow?
-he all the fuckin way over there
-well time to use Bullshit means because Fuck that
-????
-Aw yea it's over
17. Why Tattoo?
-Tattoo
18. Can we meet Jotaro's baby girl?
-YOU BET YOUR ASS IM GOING TO WORM NINE YEAR OLD BABY INTO THIS STORY ONE WAY OR ANOTHER I DONT CARE WHAT IT TAKE I WANT JOLYNE AND IM GONNA GET HER IN HERE I
19. Why do you curse so much?
-cause monky brain go hehe fuck
20. What does your outline look like?
-lmao here are a few of my favorite little quotes from my outlines, brownie points if you can guess where they come from
a.deflating tits
b.trish please marry me I love you
c.'oh fuck' *rolls windows up*
d.frog
e.B l o w j o b
f.magic trick gone wrong????
g.the gays are here
h.oh no not the pimp
i.it's a womanizer!
j.what the fuck
Answer key!
A. Fight with Sale
B. Meeting Trish
C. Fight with Formaggio
D. Stealing cars after train fight
E. Fight with Ghiacchio
F. (Y/N) gets cut in half
G. Fight with Tiziano and Squalo
H. First appearance of Doppio and Diavolo
I. First appearance of Polnareff
J. Fucking everywhere what the fuck how the fuck excuse me I want a refund