Gardener

By HowdyYowdy

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Being the more mild friend of Yuji Itadori, you always spent your time in the gardening club at school. Very... More

Enter Gardener
Ichi- Local Gardener
Ni- Local gardener gets kidnapped.
San- Gardener goes to Tokyo
Yon- Tokyo and Roppongi
Go - Local gardener gets teased by Gojo
Roku- Local Gardener meets an Egotistical King
Nana- Garderner sees friend again
Hachi- Gardener wants to make a garden
Kyuu- Local Gardener sees pretty eyes
Juu- Gardener learns a Jujutsu techniques
Juuichi- Local Gardener buys a phone
Juuni- Local Gardener buys two shovels
Juusan- Local Gardener realises his cat might hate him
Juuyon- Local Garderner realises his cat loves him
Juugo- Local Tall Giraffe tells someone they're cute. Fails.
Juuroku- Gardener realises he has muscular man tiddies
Juunana- Tiddie Gardener meets True Tiddie Man
Juuhachi- Gardener finds out the cinemas was not a great idea
Juukyuu- Gardener accidentally commits a murder or two
Nijuu- Gardener didn't kill two people
Nijuuni- Gardener contemplates his actions
Nijuusan- Three people see (M/N)'s tiddies. Loves them.
Nijuuyon- Gardener sees a Jellyfish
Nijuugo- Gardener sees Crackhead lose it
Nijuuroku- Gardener gets glass in his face.
Nijuunana- King of Curses wants to kill a Gardener.
Nijuuhachi-King of Curses swaps a dress without a Gardener knowing
Nijuukyuu- King of Curses gropes Gardener's thighs
Sanjuu- Gardener sneezes while King of Curses plans to fuck
Sanjuuichi- Gardener chills with a Decapitated Head
Sanjuuni- Gardener is disgusted by a rotten finger in his cats mouth
Sanjuusan-Gardener kisses a vessel to make the pain go away
Sanjuuyon- King of Curses tries to kill a slightly suicidal gardener and fails
Sanjuugo- Someone assumes the King of Curses fucks the Gardener daily
Sanjuuroku- Gardeners Cat gets a bit of revenge
Sanjuunana-Gardener just wants to marry a cute boy. Why is it so hard?
Sanjuuhachi- Gardener threatens to choke a teacher with his thick thighs.
Sanjuukyuu- Gardener forgets his shovel to beat up people with.
Yonjuu- Gardener adopts two curses for a day, chaos ensues.
Yonjuuichi-Miwa admiring the Gardener's chest. Shes's a fan.
Yonjuuni- Gardener wounds the teacher's pride.
Yonjuusan- Gardener buys food to heal the broken heart.
Yonjuuyon- Gardener hurls a shovel at a Witch
Yonjuugo-Gardener can speak gay
Yonjuuroku- Gardener doesn't like remembering drowning.
Yonjuunana- Kitty loves to eat arms.
Yonjuuhachi- Sensei goes Creative Mode.
Yonjuukyuu- Gardener's lovely thighs protected by Teacher from Danger
Gojuu- Gardener is not happy.
Gojuuichi- Cutting ties with a Mother
Gojuuni- Reader feels the Thighs
Gojuusan-Gardener finally calls People by their first names
Gojuuyon- Sleepy Gardener breaks Nanami
Gojuugo-Kiss the Gardener Nanami
Gojuuroku- Gardener might have Snapped
Gojuunana- Falling in Love with A Gardener
Gojuuhachi-Gardener laughs and gets embarassed
Gojuukyuu- Happy Baby Gardener
Rokujuu-Miwas gets a Gardener Sugar daddy
Rokujuuichi- Nanami discretly makes a move.
Rokujuuni-Zoo date with a Gardener

Nijuuichi- Gardener bullies a teacher

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By HowdyYowdy

[Third]

Nanami just hacked up another morphed body in self defence as he called out for the person to finally reveal himself. Luckily, the curse of fear and hatred finally did. The curse was glad it wasn't Satoru Gojo but hoped Nanami wasn't too weak otherwise his experiment wouldn't be fun. With that, he engaged with combat temporarily until he cut off the curse's hand. Thus, the curse asked Nanami a question. Which came first, the soul of the body.

The curse went on a long winded explanation about the soul and how he could change it. Nanami honestly wasn't too interested in this conversation and glanced down at his watch. If he started at 10am then he would got off at 6pm. It was currently 5.30pm so he only had 30 minutes left, he would finish at 6pm.

[M/N][L/N]

"Ne Yoshino, wh-"

Unfortunately I was cut off by a teacher who made his presence known after sitting on the porch of the house. He slyly pointed out the Yoshino had been skipping school but didn't even attend the funeral of his friends that took care of him. Yoshino looked uncomfortable at his teacher telling him that he would accompany him to their funeral. I was going to swing the bag at the teacher's face until I heard someone bang into the lampost. It was Itadori with the small curse. Yoshino could definitely see it. Itadori came up to Yoshino and said he wanted to ask him some questions.

However, this teacher wasn't having it and asked us would us kids would need to talk about that would be so important. He kept going on which resulted in Itadori pulling down his pants and taking them before running a lap with the teacher following him. I decided to cut halfway to the back of the lap and saw Itadori running past me at full speed throwing the pants in the air. I went ahead with whacking the teacher's head with a shovel.

"Sir would you like to be a potato? Oh nevermind, he's dead" I asked

"Dead?!" Itadori yelled in surprise

"Correction, not dead but definitely in pain. I think we just knocked someone out" I pointed at the teacher bluntly

"No you did!" Itadori yelled

"Oh well, I just knocked someone out. Do I feel bad? Honestly no. In fact, maybe I should've put in a bit more force then he's got amnesia" I said monotonously while inspecting my shovel

Not enough to kill him but enough to knock him out from pain as the pants fell on his passed out head.  Itadori cheered as he grabbed me shoulders jumping up and down before hugging me. Looking back at the situation, it was quite ridiculous and I couldn't help but have a small laugh at that as we ran back to Yoshino. The way Itadori looked at me and came to a stop because of my laugh made me worried I wasn't supposed to laugh at that.

However, Itadori was just silent for a few seconds before his face suddenly lit up and he cheered, picking me up and dropping my shovel in the process. I was confused at how happy Itadori looked. What was so great about me laughing? I tilted my head down to meet Itadori's gaze as my hands gripped his shoulders to hold myself better. It must've been a weird sight to see if anyone else saw.

I was getting more confused when Itadori gave me another big smile. He picked up my shovel with one hand with the other carrying me awkwardly. He started dashing back to Yoshino as I clung to him not to fall off. I may care for Itadori but this boy has accidentally hurled me before into a wall because he went too fast. We got back to Yoshino who looked surprised at our speed. I got off Itadori and took my shovel back. Yoshino was quite startled that we helped him even though we could've just dragged him away. Itadori said it was because Yoshino hated the guy.

"I'll be honest, guilt tripping people to do something is horrible and you looked uncomfortable" I stated

"What did you do to him?"

"I showed him my shovel and asked if he wanted to be a potato. He got knocked out before then" I stated

"Pffft- ahaha a potato?! What's wrong with you? You're pretty funny (L/N)."

"So desuka?" I questioned

Somehow, this provided the first opportunity for them to get along. I wondered what my cat was up to. He was probably lazing around. My attention was dragged back to Itadori when he grabbed my hand that was free of my shovel. I looked down at his hand grasping mine. I felt warmth from his hand that was pleasant. I couldn't really think back to a time where someone properly held my hand like this unless it was Itadori. We went to sit at the staircase going to the river that flowed under the bridge. I sat quite a bit away from Yoshino before deciding to open a can of drink and give it to Yoshino before taking one for myself. Itadori was trying to call Ijichi but he wasn't answering. Itadori didn't know how to ask so I did.

"Yoshino, can we ask you something?"

"Sure"

"Did you see anything creepy like the curse Itadori is holding or a person with blue hair with different coloured eyes?" I asked

Yoshino shook his head and I believed him as did Itadori. I guess we now just had to wait for Ijichi to pick us up. When Itadori started asking about the movie he saw and when Yoshino went in depth about it, I fell asleep. My poor drink spill onto the ground. Itadori had to grab me by the hood so I didn't fall over. When I woke back up, I was on Itadori's lap and I could hear a women's voice talking to us. I got sat up and saw a lady with black short hair, black eyes with pale skin talking to Yoshino.

She had a bag of green onions with her. She asked us if we were his friends and both Yoshino said they had just met but Itadori said they could become friends. I just nodded. The way Yoshino lowered his voice slightly at his mother for smoking made me drift my eyes to his hands that were clenching. His mother apologised and put it away before walking down to us and inviting us for dinner. We introduces ourselves to her. It was decided when Itadori's tummy rumbled so we walked back to their house.

"Ah, I wanted to ask but why are you carrying a shovel on your back?" His mother inquired

"In case I need to do some whacking or gardening" I offhandedly commented

"You can garden?! That's really good! It's actually hard to keep up a garden, don't you think?" His mother asked

"I guess so but the beautiful sight is worth it" I said looking down to her.

"Ara, I bet your parents are super happy to have you around" His mother smiled

"I'd like to think so" I returned

[Third]

Nanami grabbed the tissue rolls where people would dry their hands before pressing it against the side of his body. He was pretty lucky even if he could hold his own. He sat on the marbled tile of the sink before remembering the fight. The curse was still new and clearly enjoying his growth. A top priority to be exorcised since the body count exceeded his expectations. Then he thought back to (M/N)'s cat during the fight. It was terrifying what it could do.

Certainly, Nanami wasn't expecting the cat to grow in size and devour all the mutated corpses that came after him. He wondered if it was (M/N)'s technique but he didn't think so. Certainly the energy was similar but the cat possessed different traits. He remembered during the fight when the curse came at him only to cower away from the cat before it grew. He was brought out of his thoughts as the cat came to his bleeding side and started lapping at the blood. It stung badly but the saliva disinfected his would and reduced the size. It was still a large wound but less now and it stopped bleeding.

"No wonder (M/N) told me to bring you."



A/N: Thanks for reading :) Yes, it was stupid of (M/N) to tell Yoshino he whacked curses but we all know he's a bit of an airhead and he's not the smartest. I should stop making jokes on how his dad went to get milk and basically his mom going on a smoke break. I hope we get small bits of his past sprinkled on showing his irresponsible his parents were. Goodbye :)

Ps, I'm on a roll with questionable titles bwahahahha

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