- Spencer Reid is definitely a boob guy and no one can tell me otherwise.
- Atticus smacks Spencer's ass any chance she gets.
- Atti showed Spence what Vine is and now he's always asking her to watch them.
- Atticus will walk around the apartment trying to string words together to a melody under her breath.
- That's one of Spencer's favorite things. He loves seeing the way her mind works.
- Reid took her to meet his mom
- Diana loved her
- The next night, Attici got absolutely wasted and they got kicked out of 4 different casinos for counting cards
- And Atti might've stolen some chips while people weren't looking
- It's not her fault no one pays attention
- The whole team knew every detail about their trip because Att has a habit of drunk dialing people
- She once got "accidentally" high on shrooms and questioned her existence to the point that Reid had to explain everything all the way back to the Big Bang
- Oliver and Vinnie tried to tattoo a dick on Spencer once
- He didn't know how to say no so he ended up just watching Atticus scream at them for 15 minutes
- (He doesn't have the tattoo, Att caught them before they got the chance)
- Spencer loves to think he's the dominant one
- And sometimes he is
- But Atticus also knows that she can have him on his knees with one little snap of her fingers
- Spencer likes being the little spoon
- Or- - he did
- Until Att stuck her feet down his boxers, claiming that it was "too cold"
- But really, she just loves his absolute dump truck of an ass
- When Reid gets stuck with Garcia they listen to Atti's music together
- When Spencer had to double up with Morgan, he made fun of Reid for the scratch marks on his back to the point where he pretend to be asleep
- Spencer does his best to take Atticus seriously when she gets mad at other people but all he can think about is how cute his lil 5'4 girlfriend would look as a cartoon with steam blowing out her ears
- Atticus will say ~lewd~ things to him over the phone
- Not knowing she's on speaker
- This has happened more than once
- Spencer never learns
- He still puts her on speaker
- Now she just has fun with it and tries to say the dirtiest thing she can come up with
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a/n: ok, i promise i'll write an actual chapter soon lol. i'm trying to focus on school. and by that i mean, not sleep through it but still turn in no assignments HAHAHA<3