Yoooo lol.
I just finished up Bnha S4 some time ago. And I am once again officially deep in Bnha shit.
I sWeAr Eri is the cutest child, and I will murder anyone that hurts her smile :)
ALSO :
NOOOOO, MIRIOOOOOOOO. MY OTHER BABY BOIII🥺🥺🥺🥺 U R SO STRONGGGGGGGGG.
AMAJIKI-SENPAI, you think mirio as the sun, and you, with ur hero name 'suneater', sounds kinda sus to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Damn my gay shipping ass.
:::
GROUP CHAT : CLASS 1-A
HumanPikachu:
U guys!!! Do you guys heard about the insane party that's being held this Fridaaayyyy?!?!
AlienQueen:
OMGGGG YASSSSSS!!! IT'S LIKE ONE OF THE MOST COOLEST PARTIES AND ONLY COOL PPL GET INVITED!!!!
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
That's why y'all extras didn't get invited.
HumanPikachu:
BAKUBROOO. U DIDN'T NEED TO SAY IT OUT LOUD :'((((( WE HAVE FEELINGS, UNLIKE UUUUUU :////
AlienQueen:
Yeah!!!! You didn't get invited too anyways >:(((((
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
WHO THE FUCK WANNA WASTE THEIR TIME ON A STUPID PARTY ANYWAYS. THAT'S THE REASON WHY U DUMBASSES CAN'T PASS UR EXAMS
DaddySONIC:
Language, Bakugou-kun!!
I'mHard:
U guys aren't going to no party if u guys keep pissing Bakugou off like that :P
TapeIsGr8
Yeaaahhhhh. Kirishima's right. And anyway, it's not like anyone from our class is gonna get invited lol. The party host only invites popular heroes.
AlienQueen:
Exactly!!! Even Todoroki and Bakugou didn't get invited! And they're like the handsome-est and popular-est of our class!!!!
FROPPYcroaks:
That's true *kero*
SEEMEDON'T:
I mean. We are just first years sooooo :P
Uravityneeds$$$:
Have any of you seen Deku-kun? He didn't answer my msgs and calls. I'm getting worried :((
DaddySONIC:
Midoriya-kun? Maybe he is just taking a nap at his room. He usually finish his extra training at the point of time.
NeverStopTwerking:
✨No! Midoriya isn't in his room! I wanted to give him these ✨premium✨ cheese but when I snuck to his balcony, he wasn't there! ✨Merciiii~✨
LifeisDarkness:
Has the darkness reached Midoriya's heart as well? Has he succumbed to the endless pit of darkness, straying ever so far away from the light?
IceNFire:
No, you're wrong Tokoyami. It's Impossible. Midoriya is far too pure and bright for any darkness to reach.
RocknRoll:
Is nobody gonna talk about Aoyama sneaking to Midoriya's balcony?
AlienQueen:
More Importantly, Todoroki is simping for Midoriya again :P
Uravityneeds$$$:
You guys!!!! Deku-kun is prolly missing and we aren't making the situation any better!!!! :(((((
DaddySONIC:
Maybe I should contact Aizawa-sensei on this matter?
MommyMoMo:
That would probably be the best, Iida-san.
HumanPikachu:
NoOOooOo. Aizawa-sensei would kill us first if he knew we stayed up so late :(((
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
I'm surprised u noticed its late, dunce face. NoW SHUT UP AND LET ME FUCKING SLEEP. THAT'S WHY UR BRAINS CAN'T GROW.
DaddySONIC:
LANGUAGE, BAKUGOU-KUN!!!!
RocknRoll:
Lmaooo. Not like Kaminari's brain could grow any better lol. He would just fry it the next time he uses his quirk lolololol.
HumanPikachu:
HEYYYYY!!! :(((((( THAT'S MEAN BAKUBRO AND ALSO YOU TOO, JIRO!!!!! I'M STILL LEARNING ;-;
I'mHard:
IT'S OKAY, KAMINARI!!! I'VE SEEN YOUR MANLY SPIRIT AND THE MANLY HARDWORK YOU PUT IN!!! I BELIEVE IN THE MANLY YOU!!!!
TapeIsGr8:
Lol. I'd like to agree with Kirishima but Bakugou and Jiro have a point LMAOOOOO.
Uravityneeds$$$:
You guys!!!!! Deku-kun????? Remember??? The sweet green haired bean of our class???? The one that saved our asses no matter what????? Our deku??????
DaddySONIC:
Yes! Midoriya-kun should have finished his training and be back by now, and yet he isn't.
MommyMoMo:
Did Aizawa-sensei reply to your message, Iida-san?
DaddySONIC:
Unfortunately, not yet.
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
If that shitty nerd can't even handle himself then he should just quit being a hero. Stupid deku.
Uravityneeds$$$:
Bakugou-kun!!!! Aren't you a little worried about Deku-kun?! >:(
Lord_Explosion_Murder
No.
AlienQueen:
BakugouKsksksksksksskkkKsks-
IceNFire:
Don't come near Midoriya next time. Better yet, don't even appear in his sight. He risked everything to save you and this is how you repay him? What a waste.
Lord_Explosion_Murder
HAAAAAAA?! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY SHITTY HALF'N'HALF BASTARD?! I'M JUST STATING FACTS. AND YOU THINK YOU'RE ANY BETTER?! THAT NERD HELPED YOU AT THE SPORTS FESTIVAL DIDN'T HE?!
DaddySONIC:
LANGUAGE PLEASE, BAKUGOU-KUN!!!!!
IceNFire:
Yes. He did. And I will forever be grateful to Midoriya. Unlike you, who never cares for Midoriya, I will love him and cherish him until the ends of the universe. I am the worthy one to stand beside him.
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
HAAAAAA?! YOU FUCKING BASTARD. WHO ARE YOU TO SAY I DON'T CARE FOR THE NERD?!
SEEMEDONT:
👀👀👀SOOO YOU DOOOO CARE? 👀👀
TapeIsGr8:
👀👀👀👀👀
DaddySONIC:
Langauge. Bakugou-kun. You are a civilised person. Do not use such vulgar words.
AlienQueen:
LMAOOOOO IIDA IS TRYING SO HARD TO NOT FLIP OUT AND CUSS AT BAKUGOU LOL.
DaddySONIC:
Yes. Ashido-kun. I would greatly appreciate if you would help me encourage Bakugou-kun to using more appropriate words.
AlienQueen:
LOL no.
DaddySONIC:
......
Uravityneeds$$$:
GuYs!!!!!! I am tryin To ALSO NOT FLIP OUT BUT DEKU-KUN????? HELLOOOOO ANYBODY????????
SEEMEDONT :
LOL. Ochako-chan is freaking out becus Midoriya, aka, ochako-chan's crush, isn't with her and could be hanging out with some cute girls huh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Uravityneeds$$$:
WHAAAAAAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAANOOOOOAGAHAHAHANOOOOOYAHAHAHAHABOOOONOOOOOOWAYYYYYY!!!
RocknRoll:
YeaaaaAhhh. you totally areeeee( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
OI ROUND CHEEKS. DON'T TOUCH THE SHITTY NERD. I'LL PERSONALLY EXPLODE YOU TO SPACE IF YOU DO.
I'mHard:
Woah, Bakugou. That's so unmanly :(((. That's not how you treat a girl!!!
TapeIsGr8:
Yeah. Even if she did likes Midoriya, why do you even care :/
IceNFire:
Although I hate to agree with Bakugou, but I also wouldn't advise you to have romantic feelings toward Midoriya. Afterall, he is soon-to-be my wife/husband. Whichever he prefers.
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING HALFNHALF?!?!?!
DaddySONIC:
BAKUGOU-KUN, ANOTHER VULGAR WORD AND YOU'LL BE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK!
MommyMoMo:
Everyone please! Midoriya-san could be in grave danger and we should not be here playing until we made sure he is okay!
Uravityneeds$$$:
FiNaLLy!!!! Thanks Yaomomo <3
MommyMoMo:
Its nothing, Uraraka-san! I am also very worried about Midoriya-san as well.
Uravityneeds$$$:
...oh..i see :)
AlienQueen:
I SMELL JEALOUSYYYYYYYYYY👀👀👀👀
SEEMEDONT:
👀👀👀👀👀👀
RocknRoll:
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
BrocolliBoi
There's a stranger in my bed.
AlienQueen:
Whaaaa :0
HumanPikachu:
The first thing you say after worrying all of us is that u have a stranger in ur bed???? Wtf Midoriya lmao.
I'mHard:
NOOOOOOOOOOO. THE INNOCENT BEAN :'(((((((
TapeIsGr8:
No more innocent bean :'((((
FROPPYcroaks:
Maybe it's just an misunderstanding *kero*. Midoriya-chan is.... No. I cannot imagine Midoriya-chan....
BallsForHair:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. SOO, MIDORIYA YOU HAVE FALLEN TO THE DARK SIDE!!!! NO MORE INNOCENT MIDORIYAAAAA
LifeIsDarkness:
No... No.... no. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY DARKNESS?! WHY MUST YOU TAINT THE HOLY LIGHT OF MY CLASS?! IS MY SUFFERING NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?! WHYYY?!
Kakashibutsixarms:
Wtf. Calm down, Tokoyami.
DaddySONIC:
WHAT?! NOT YOU TOO, SHOJI-KUN. THAT VULGAR BEHAVIOUR IS UNACCEPTABLE!
AlienQueen:
UNNNACCEEEPPTABLLLEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE. I SweAr Adventure Time's-
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
WHAT THE FUCKS ARE YOU ON ABOUT DEKUUUUUUU. I'LL KILL YOU AND THAT ASSHOLE IF YOU DON'T CLARIFY RN.
DaddySONIC:
BAKUGOU-KUN! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY GROUNDED FOR A WEEK! WHEN I SAY NO CUSSING, MEANS NO CUSSING!
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
WTF FOUR EYES! UR NOT MY DAD!
AlienQueen:
He could be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). On other circumstances.
Lord_Explosion_Murder
I'll kill you, Raccoon eyes. Don't fucking test me.
AlienQueen:
ByE. GoTtA BlAsT🚀
BallsForHair:
I could show you how to blast🚀😏
AlienQueen:
Stop. Just stop. Get some help✋.
IceNFire:
Midoriya. I also would like an explanation. However, I will still kill that person regardless :))
MommyMoMo:
I don't think that's a good idea, Todoroki-kun....
RocknRoll:
Y'all Uraraka just fainted!!!!! :00000000
Tailsaremykink
But seriously. How did a person get on your bed, Midoriya??? What exactly happened?
BrocolliBoi
There's a pounding in my head.
IceNFire:
Pounding in your head? Are you having a headache? Do you need medicines for that? I will buy some for you.
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
DON'T FUCKING IGNORE MY MESSAGES DEKU. WHO IS THE EXTRAAAA IN YOUR BED?! I'LL MURDER U BOTH ASSSHOLES!!!!!
DaddySONIC:
BAKUGOU-KUN!!! 2 WEEKS!
Lord_Explosion_King
FOR FUCKS SAKE, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS, FOUR EYES.
AlienQueen:
TODOOROKIIIIUUU SIMPINGGGGGG
HumanPikachu:
YOOOOOOOO WAIT WAIT WAIT :00000
POUNDING?! A STRANGE ON UR BED?! DID-DID-DID U WENT TO A PARTY MIDORIYA?!?! AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME????? THAT'S SO UNCOOL!!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE BROOSSSS :'(((((
TapeIsGr8:
I don't think that's the big issue here Kaminari-
AlienQueen:
WHAAAAAAA. BY-BU-BUT THE ONLY PARTY THAT IS GOIN ON IS THAT INSANE AWESOME PARTY THAT POPULAR DUDES GET TO GO :000000
I'mHard:
THAT'S SOOOOO MANLY MIDORIYA!!!! YOU GOT INVITED TO THE MOST AWESOME-EST PARTY!!!! AND EVEN BAKUGOU AND TODOROKI DIDN'T!!! THAT'S SOOOOO MANLLYYYYYYYY!!!!
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHITTY HAIR! I COULD GET INVITED IF I WANTED TO! THAT SHITTY NERD PROBABLY BEGGED HIS TO BE LET IN.
MommyMoMo:
Hmmm. But I don't see Midoriya-san actually wanting to beg to be in a party with alcohol. He's just a smart and adorable little All-night-sensei fanatic. If that were an All-might-sensei party then maybe he will.
DaddySONIC
WHAT?! ALCOHOL?! MIDORIYA-KUN?! I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU! UNDERAGE DRINKING IS NOT JUST BREAKING THE LAW BUT ALSO VERY DANGEROUS AND UNHEALTHY! YOU, WHO ARE TRANING TO BECOME A GREAT HERO, SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS! THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO SPAM AIZAWA-SENSEI ABOUT THIS SERIOUS MATTER!
AlienQueen:
WUUUUUTT NOOOOOOO. AIZAWA-SENSEI WILL KILL US IF WE WOKE HIM UP!!! IT'S LIKE 3AM IN THE MORNING.
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
I'm surprised you fuckers know its 3am in the fucking morning
MommyMoMo:
Language please, Bakugou-san. And, Ashido-san. This is, indeed a serious matter. Midoriya-san could be drunk and hurt!
FROPPYcroaks:
True. But I think there is another solution *kero* How about we see how this goes first?
BroccoliBoi
Glitter all over the room
Pink Flamingoes in the pool
HumanPikachu:
:((((( StAwPh FlExInG :((((((
AlienQueen:
Yoooo. PINK?! FLAMINGOES!!!!!! I-BSKDBDISNSKSNSISNJS
Tailsaremykink:
Glitter is gonna be soo hard to clean up :/
BroccoliBoi
I smell like a minibar
DaddySONIC:
YOU ARE DRINKING?! THAT'S IT. IF AIZAWA-SENSEI STILL ISN'T REPLYING MY MESSAGES, THEN I'M PERSONALLY STORMING OVER THERE TO GET YOU.
HumanPikachu:
Take me with you!!!!! Plssssssss!!! I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO THAT PARTYYYYYY. EVERYBODY SAID IT WAS SOOOOOO COOOL.
DaddySONIC:
I refuse. That party sounds too mature for our age. If you want a party then we can throw one in our dormitory.
HumanPikachu:
:((((((((
MIDORIYA I SWEAR THE NEXT TIME YOU DON'T BRING ME WHEN YOU GO TO A SICK-ASS PARTY, I'M GONNA-
DaddySONIC:
KAMINARI-KUN! LANGUAGE! OR DO YOU PREFER TO BE GROUNDED LIKE BAKUGOU-KUN??
HumanPikachu:
:(((
Sorry dad :/
BroccoliBoi
DJs passed out in the yard
AlienQueen:
U GUYS CAN AFFORD A DJ?!?!?!
DAMN. NOT JUST IT'S AN AWESOME PARTY, IT'S A RICH PARTY :((((((( NOW I'M SALTY
Kakashibutsixarms:
Isn't it more concerning that the DJ passed out in the yard!? How much did the party people drink?!
RocknRoll:
I'm still shock that Midoriya drinks :/
DaddySONIC:
MIDORIYA-KUN, AS UR CLASS REP, I ORDER YOU TO NOT DRINK ANYMORE THAN YOU ALREADY HAVE!!!
BroccoliBoi
Barbies on the barbecue
AlienQueen:
Udindksnsosjwow. HOW DARE YOU-
SEEMEDONT:
THAT'S EVIL MIDORIYA!!!! ARE YOU TRYIN TO BE A VILLAIN?!?! >:////
Kakashibutsixarms:
Bruh. But why are you guys burning Barbies in the first place kaksksksjsjs
NeverStopTwerking:
✨Je n'ai jamais eu aussi peur de ma vie.✨ #RIPBarbie✨
BroccoliBoi
This a hickey or a bruise?
Lord_Explosion_Murder
It'd better be neither and that your eyes r seeing bullshit after the crap u drank.
IceNFire:
:) yes. I agree with Bakugou.
Because that person is going to be a deadman if either one of the two is on you :) Though, I am still going to kill him for appearing on your bed regardless.
AlienQueen:
YOOOOO TODOROKI. SIMPING IS OKAY AND ALL, BUT KILLIN IS A NOOOO-NOOOO. Ur tryin to be a herooooo brooo
Uravityneeds$$$
That asshole is going to have a bigger bruise if he touch you :)
RocknRoll:
URARAKA IS AWAKE!!!!
DaddySONIC:
URARAKA-KUN, LANGUAGE!!!!!
BroccoliBoi
Pictures of last night went online
I'm screwed. Oh well.
AlienQueen:
YO. MIDORIYA, HOW R U SOOOO HAWWWTT
RocknRoll:
I NEVER THOUGHT MIDORIYA IS CAPABLE OF BEING SEXY :000000
SEEMEDONT:
FORGIVE ME LORD MIGHT FOR I HAVE SINNED. AND I MAY OR MAY NOT WANT TO ALSO SIN THE INNOCENT BEAN.
IceNFire:
Delete that photo, Midoriya. You don't need to show your so-very-sexy-side to everyone. Afterall, not everyone have the decency to respect you like me.
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
DON'T GIVE YOURSELF TOO MUCH CREDIT, HALF AND HALF! AND DEKU, DELETE THAT PIC!!!!
NeverStopTwerking:
✨MIDORIYA! YOUR OUTFIT NEEDS MORE TWINKLESSSSSS!!! ✨ MERCI~✨✨✨
TapeIsGr8:
Weeeellll. I mean, we aren't gonna snitch on u with Aizawa-sensei (prolly except class rep who alr did) but, your genius ass decide to have it post on the internet :///
I'mHard:
MANLY COURAGE! AND Yes, you're screwed ://
DaddySONIC:
SOMEBODY HAD TO BE THE RESPONSIBLE ONE, SERO-KUN.
BroccoliBoi
It's a black out blur, but I'm pretty sure it ruled!
Damn.
DaddySONIC:
MIdOriYa-KuN LanGuaGe!!!! IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU'RE UNDERAGE DRINKING!!!!
MommyMoMo:
Midoriya-san. Even if you are going to a party, you shouldn't have wasted yourself to this extent. Please take more care of yourself :(
BroccoliBoi
Last Friday Night
HumanPikachu:
OMIGOSH, MIDORIYA!!!! DID U GO TO THE SECRET PARTY LAST FRIDAY TOO?! THAT'S IT, IMMA STALK U EVERY FRIDAY FROM NOW ON. SO U DON'T GO TO A BADASS PARTY WITHOUT ME >:(((((
AlienQueen:
YASSSSS. ME TOOOOO. THE INNOCENT BEAN LOOKS SOOOOO SINFUL AT NIGHT THOOOOO( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
IceNFire:
Midoriya's sinful sight is only for me to see. Please don't make me gourge your eyeballs out. Kaminari and Ashido.
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
Tch. As if you could, IcyHot. Fucking pussy. Im gonna be the one killing the two if they did that.
UravityNeed$$$:
Uggghhhh. Deku-kun is too pure and innocent for you two - 0-
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
Like ur any different than us when it comes to Deku, Round face.
BroccoliBoi
Yeah, we danced on tabletops.
DaddySONIC:
THAT'S VERY DANGEROUS MIDORIYA-KUN!!! IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT YOUR CONSTANTLY INJURING YOURSELF DURING BATTLES!!!
MommyMoMo:
Yes. That's quite dangerous, Midoriya-san. We are worried :(((
TapeIsGr8:
Meh. The dude still have bones to break. He'll prolly stop and be more careful when he breaks all his bones :P
Kakashibutsixarms:
Sero-
AlienQueen:
GUYSSSSS HE WENT TO A SICKASS PARTY WITHOUT US :((( I'M STILL HURT BY THE FACCCCTTT.
HumanPikachu:
I KNOW HOW U FEEL MINAAAAAAA :(((((
BroccoliBoi
And we took too many shots.
Think we kissed, but I forgot
IceNFire
YoU WhAT-
RocknRoll:
LMAOOOOO, TODOROKI ISSSS FLIPPIN OUTTTTT.
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
.... Is that true, deku?
TapeIsGr8:
YOOOOOOO. BAKUGOU BEING CALM AFTER KNOWING MIDORIYA KISSED SOMEONE IS FLIPPIN ME OUUUUT
FROPPYcroaks:
Ochako-chan fainted again.
BroccoliBoi
Last Friday Night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
RocknRoll:
Is this 'we' same as the 'we' that u and the other person kissed?
IceNFire:
I
'm going to rip out that asshole's lips and then feed it to the dogs and Bakugou.
HumanPikachu:
KSKSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSD wHAT-
AlienQueen:
TODOROKI WHY R U STILL HUNG UP ON THAT FACT LMAOOOOO.
I'mHard:
You're basically saying Bakugou is the same level as dogs :////
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
I FUCKING DARE YOU ICYHOT. PUSSY ASSHOLE. YOU CAN'T EVEN BEAT ME IN ANY SHIT. IM GONNA BE THE ONE SHOVING THAT ASSHOLE'S DICK UP UR FLAT ASS.
DaddySONIC:
PLEASE. I BEG OF YOU. BAKUGOU-KUN, TODOROKI-KUN. LANGAUGE.
BroccoliBoi
And got kicked out of the bar.
So we hit the boulevard.
AlienQueen:
LMAO WHAAAAAT. U AND THE PERSON I MADE OUT WITH GOT KICKED OUT?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HumanPikachu:
SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR NOT BRINGING ME WITH UUUUUU. >:(((((( I COULD HAVE TOTALLY SMOOTH-TALK OUR WAY BACK IN THE PARTY.
IceNFire:
Midoriya. You could have asked me for my credit card if you are short in cash.
I'mHard:
YOU HAVE A CREDIT CARD, TODOROKI?! THAT'S SO MANLY!!!!
HumanPikachu:
YOOOO TODOROKI :))) I wanna buy a new game that released. Y'know, 'All Might and the forces of Evil vol.23'. I'll tots give u back the money after I get my allowance for next month!
IceNFire:
No, It's my shitty father's credit card. And no, that credit card contains Midoriya and I's future wedding savings. Only for Midoriya and I.
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
LIKE HELL DEKU NEEDS YOUR SHITTY MONEY.
IceNFire:
Jealous that I can provide Midoriya a wealthy living while you can't ? Jealousy is a great look on you, please keep it up :)
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
MommyMoMo:
Uraraka-san?! Why are you planting mushrooms at the corner?!
SEEMEDONT:
Aww! Don't be sad, Ochako-chan! You can give Midoriya something they can't ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BroccoliBoi
Last Friday Night
We went streaking in the park
DaddySONIC:
YoU WhAT-
HumanPikachu:
WHAT KIND OF AWESOME SHIT R U DOIN IN THAT PARTY MIDORIYAAAAAAAAAA?!?!
TapeIsGr8:
Awesome shit-
I-
Kaminari-
Kakashibutsixarms:
I'm very concern on what do Kaminari labels as 'awesome' and 'fun'
BallsforHair:
Are there any naked hot sexy girls 👀👀👀
FROPPYcroaks:
Please stop being a scum, Mineta-chan.
LifeisDarkness:
Don't question it Shoji. Kaminari is already streaking in his own darkness. It is far too late. This class is full of DARKNESS.
IceNFire:
If I paid you money, would you do that in my room?
AlienQueen:
TODoROKi WhaT-
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
WHAT IN THE FUCKS NAME R U DOING, DEKUUUUUUUUUUU. I'LL EXPLODE YOU TO THE UNIVERSE
RocknRoll:
URARAKA JUST FAINTED AGAIN. BUT THIS TIME SHE FAINTED BY NOSEBLEEDING TOO MUCH LMAO.
SEEMEDONT:
I Mean-
We have seen Midoriya's body sometimes when he ruin his hero costume from training too much . And his body is just-
👌👌👌👌👌👌
DaddySONIC:
WHY ARE YOU ALL NOT BOTHERED BY THE FACT THAT MIDORIYA-KUN JUST SAID HE RAN AROUND A BOULEVARD CLOTHES-LESS?!
AlienQueen:
The kid has a killer body. Just let him flex it UwU.
MommyMoMo:
That is high inappropriate, Mina-san :(.
IceNFire:
200,000 for an hour, how's that sound Midoriya?
TapeIsGr8:
TODoROKi MaN-
BroccoliBoi
Skinny Dipping in the dark.
Then had a ménage à trois.
NeverStopTwerking:
✨Je suis désolé. QUOI?!?!✨
RocknRoll:
GUYYYYSSSS. MOMO FAINTED!!!! WHAT DID MIDORIYA SAID?!
HumanPikachu:
Well, Aoyama seemed like he knows?
NeverStopTwerking:
✨Uh, yes. I know✨Merci✨ but it might be best if none of you knows though✨ I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR INNOCENCES EVERYONE✨
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
Spill. It.
NeverStopTwerking:
✨Uh well. ménage à trois simply means....✨threesome✨ please don't kill me✨
IceNFire:
If I paid you money, would you do a twosome with me Midoriya?
AlienQueen:
Sksksksksksks. TOdoRoKi PleaSe-
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
HA! YOU NEED TO PAY MONEY FOR A SERVICE FROM DEKU. I JUST NEED TO BE ON HIS BED THEN HE'LL BE BEGGING TO BE ON ME.
HumanPikachu:
MIDORIYA. LEMME IN THE PARTY, I BEG OF UUUUUU :((((((
BroccoliBoi
Last Friday Night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop.
Wo-woah
DaddySONIC:
SO YOU ACTUALLY KNOW THAT YOU, AGAIN, A HERO IN TRANING, IS BREAKING THE LAW?!
AlienQueen:
YOOOOO MIDORIYA. DON'T WORRY! WE'LL BAIL U OUTTA JAILLLL!!! UwU!!!
TapeIsGr8:
Lol. I thought u were still salty about Midoriya not taking u to the party :P
AlienQueen:
I am. But if I did bail him out, then maybe he'll bring me to the party next time :D
I'mHard:
THAT'S SO SMART!!!!! HOW MANLY MINA!!!
IceNFire:
So. 800,000 for streaking in my room + a twosome.
RocknRoll:
Kskskskskakkaks. TODOROKI, STOPPPPPP LMAOOOOO
Uravityneeds$$$:
Deku-kun...you know I can't buy a night with you with money... But I CAN GIVE YOU MYSELF IN EXCHANGE. DEKU-KUNNNN
LifeIsDarkness
Uraraka-san. I-
BroccoliBoi
This Friday night, do it all again.
But this Friday night, do it all again~
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
Oh no you don't shitty nerd!!!
You're staying in my room for the next Friday and every Friday!!!!
IceNFire:
Don't listen to that angry pomeranian, Midoriya. I'll treat you with such gentle and care that you'll be drowned in my affection. Doesn't that sounds pleasing? :)
Uravityneeds$$$:
No! Don't listen to the stinky boys, Deku-kun! I can give you everything they can't and so much more! The experience I can give you will be so much mesmerising than them!
TapeIsGr8:
Holy shit you three-
BroccoliBoi
Trying to connect the dots.
Don't know what to tell my sensei
LifeIsDarkness
Don't. Just pack your bags and leave UA tonight. As your friend, I will help you for the last time, by covering up your tracks.
Kakashibutsixarms:
I mean. Whatever you say, Aizawa-sensei would probably still whoop your ass sooooo...
TapeIsGr8:
Not to meantion, class rep just spammed Aizawa-sensei about this matter. I'll say, you're royally fucked lmaooo. I don't even think u'll be able to leave safely if you left rn.
AlienQueen:
Maybe u could ask that warp dude from the villain league to help u :P
SEEMEDONT:
Mina-chan, what-
AlienQueen:
I mean. He's alr broke the law, that makes him a villian in training(kinda) Shigaraki would prolly welcome Midoriya with open arms :))
DaddySONIC:
JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!!!!
BroccoliBoi
Think the city towed my car
Chandelier is on the floor
HumanPikachu:
BrOOO. YOu HaVE A cAR?!?!??
IceNFire:
I also have a car, Midoriya. we match :) not to mention, I also have a private yatch, private jet, private mansion, private island. I can give you one if you don't have :)
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
Tch. Show off. Deku don't need your shit.
IceNFire:
Jealousy at its finest.
UravityNeed$$$:
I-
I can give you myself and also the access to my room and house.
RocknRoll:
Uraraka-
BroccoliBoi
Ripped my favourite party suit
Warrants out for my arrest.
HumanPikachu:
By what👀. SUCH AN INTENSE PARTY, MIDORIYA I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE U WENT TO A BADASS PARTY WITHOUT ME :'(((((
SEEMEDONT:
maybe it isn't from the party👀
Maybe it's from a' someone'👀
NeverStopTwerking:
✨This is some hot hot ☕✨
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
I'll explode that bitch
IceNFire:
I'll freeze that bitch to death then burn them into ashes so that even their disgusting don't remain in this pitiful world :)
Uravityneed$$$:
I'll float that bitch to outer space
DaddySONIC:
LANGUAGE YOU THREE!
TapeIsGr8:
Is that really the big issue now-
AlienQueen:
ToDoRoKi-
Kakashibutsixarms:
But woah. What did you do that people needed to file a warrant to u :O
MommyMoMo:
Uh. Well. I could find a lawyer for Midoriya-san.
RocknRoll:
Wait. Wait. Wait.
Is this what I think it is?
LifeIsDarkness:
If you mean Class 1-A is official sunk into the pits of the darkness then yes. Quite yes.
BroccoliBoi
Think I need a ginger ale
That was such an epic fail
TapeIsGr8:
I think you need more than a gingle ale, Midoriya.
IceNFire:
Yes. Me.
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
I'll kill you, bitch.
DaddySONIC:
BaKuGoU-KUn I SWeAR-
RocknRoll:
I can't believe I didn't know it until now-
MommyMoMo:
What do you mean, Jiro-san?
BroccoliBoi:
Pictures of last night ended up online.
I'm screwed.
Oh well
I'mHard:
again, Manly Courage.
But why are you repeating that ://
The action isn't particularly manly tho ://
RocknRoll:
It's a black out blur but I'm pretty sure it ruled
Damn!
MommyMoMo:
Jiro-san????
FROPPYcroaks:
Oh no, even jiro-chan? *kero*
RocknRoll:
Lol no! You guys!
I can't believe you guys didn't noticed!
It's a lyrics prank!
TapeisGr8:
Oh. Oh! oooh! OOOOHHHH!
TGIF?
RocknRoll:
YSSSSSS SEROOOO
I'mhard:
I'm shocked that Midoriya would do something like a lyrics prank :0
Doesnt seem like the usual Midoriya.
RocknRoll:
Yessss! That's why it was so hard to think it was a song lmao.
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
SO THE NERD GOT US WORRIED FOR NOTHING?! I'LL MURDER THAT SHITTY NERD THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM!!!
SEEMEDONT:
SO YOU'RE WORRIED HUH, BAKUGOU?! 👀👀👀
NeverStopTwerking:
✨Ohh~✨
IceNFire:
I worried more.
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
Unlike your pansy ass, IcyHot. I BELIEVE IN THAT SHITTY NERD.
Uravityneed$$$:
I believe in Deku-kun too!!
Lord_Explosion_Murder:
SHUT UP ROUND CHEEKS
HumanPikachu:
So Midoriya didn't got invited to that badass party????? :0000
Brooooo. Then the stalking plans I just made gone to waste????
DaddySONIC:
no. Aizawa-sensei just replied me. Apparently, Midoriya-kun did get an invite to that 'insane' party that you spoke of.
AlienQueen:
KAMINARI, OPERATION : S.M.N.F. IS A GOOOOOOOOOOOO
HumanPikachu:
I HAVE EVERYTHING PLANNED OUT MINAAAAA
TapeIsGr8:
Woahhh. That's really legit! But why didn't Midoriya tell us :(
DaddySONIC:
Aizawa-sensei had expected for you all to react as such, thus asked Midoriya-kun to keep it a secret.
MommyMoMo:
I still can't believe Aizawa-sensei allowed Midoriya to go to a party with alcohol.
DaddySONIC:
He didn't. But Hawks, whom also got an invite, promised to look after Midoriya-kun. Midoriya-kun also promised to not touch alcohol. And the tempting offer of getting to know more heroes made Midoriya-kun begged Aizawa-sensei's permission.
LifeIsDarkness:
..... I see. Hawks is an amazing hero, but he gets carried away easily.
UravityNeeds$$$:
Uhm. Well. What about Deku-kun who is obviously drunk? Is he going to be left there?
MommyMoMo:
Yes. That is quite a problem. Afterall, a hero's reputation is also critical.
DaddySONIC:
Aizawa-sensei is on his way to pick Midoriya-kun up. Don't worry. Everyone please go to sleep now! We have classes tommorow!
RocknRoll:
I still can't believe I didn't get the song.
Damn it.
I gotta refresh my Spotify playlist.
DaddySONIC:
JIROU-KUN. LANGUAGE.
***
MEANWHILE WITH IZUKU
"Hahahahahahhah!! I can't believe everyone fell for it!" Izuku, whose face is red from drinking, laughed.
Hawks chuckled beside him. The idea of spiking up his orange juice is genius. Hawks couldn't help but to give himself a pat on the back. This Izuku was quite entrancing, if Hawks wasn't a hero with morals, he would have jumped the cute freckled boy.
"How about we do something else? Something much much much more fun" Hawks purred, nearing the boy that chuckled when Hawks's wings poked his side.
"How about I strangle you to death?"
Another voice interrupted their conversation and atmosphere. Hawks who was still conscious and still in control of his mind, robotically turned to the source of the voice.
"Aaah. Eraser-kun." Hawks smiled awkwardly, trying his best to ignore Aizawa's killer stare and the menacing bandages that is hovering around Aizawa.
Izuku was more daring and bold, thanks to the alcohol in his system. Completely the opposite of the usually Izuku.
The green haired boy inched closer to Hawks, whispering at his ear. "Hawks-kun. I'm kinda interested in the 'something else' you just said, maybe you could show me? "
Hawks swore at that exact moment, he was 👌this close to jumping the freckled cutie.
Aizawa immediately wrapped Izuku with his bandage, protecting his baby bean.
"Hawks. I see you with Midoriya one more time. I'll tear your feathers one by one." Aizawa, giving one last threat to the sweatdropping No.2 Hero, then dragged the noisy bundle of sunshine to his car.
Hawks let out a low whistle. After making sure Aizawa was gone, he grumbled under his breath while downing another shot, "Like you're any better. You also looked like you wanted to ravish the green cutie"
:::
"Aizawa-senseiiiiiii~ I feel badddddd. Like really bad. Like I wanna puke." Midoriya groaned. His head was spinning and his stomach was churning.
"That's what you get for drinking alcohol." Aizawa replied monotonously.
"Aizawa-sensei~~~~~~" Izuku whined, trashing his body.
"Keep whining and I'll kiss you."
With that, Aizawa earned himself a long silence.
Once he arrived at The Class 1-A's dormitory, he glanced at the back where he placed Midoriya.
The green freckled boy was fast asleep with a very red face, and Aizawa swore he wanted to jump the kid when he heard the kid mumbled '-zawa'sensei' in his sleep.
***
With the some perverts
"Izuku-kun is sooooo cute!!!!"
"Toga-chan????"
"huh. Maybe we can invite him to our party. He looks legit and good enough to jump at."
"Dabi-"
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Andddd that's my return lolol
Is anyone even reading this anymore lmao
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