『Stuff that happened on Saturday』
★3rd Person★
On Saturday, Asahi convinced Shoyo(A/N: i realized that i should start saying shoyo instead of hinata lmao) to look at the groupchat.
Shoyo was hesitant because he was scared of their responses, but he eventually gave in.
In the Chat
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[We live for Hinata Shoyo😫❤️🍊]
Friday, 11:30 pm
Tsundere Simp: ok... is it just me or like... i really just dont care😀😀
Freckled Simp: TSUKISHIMA KEI
Tsundere Simp: no no like let me finish
Daddy Simp: Type faster Suga is getting his knives
Mama Simp: you have exactly 20 seconds
Tsundere Simp: no look i mean i could NOT care less whether he's poly or not. like as long as he still loves me or you, it doesn't matter.
Milkboy Simp: damn. i agree with the salty dinosaur
Thunder Simp: i dont wanna sound mean to my kouhai but....
Bald Simp: he really didnt have to go past number 4...
Forgotten Simp: i agree with tweedle dee and tweedle dumb
Forgotten Simp #2: ^^
Forgotten Simp #3: ^^
Thunder Simp: yall are so mean..
Bald Simp: and for what?
Freckled Simp: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
Freckled Simp: WAIT. A. GOD. DAMN. FUCKING. MINUTE.
Mama Simp: what's wrong yamaguchi?
Freckled Simp: is me or my phone mcfucking tripping or does number 3 say that the most perfect human being on earth is in love with me😀😀
Tsundere Simp: no tadashi. you're not tripping. it really says hes in love with you
Freckled Simp: brb im gonna go cry my eyes out with tears of joy
Thunder Simp: all of a sudden, that bridge looks really fine to jump off of
Bald Simp: let me come with. i'll do a backflip
Daddy Simp: So what IM seeing is that, you guys are gonna die without ever going on a date with Shoyo? Alrighty then.
Bald Simp: WAIT WAIT WAIT IF YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT-
Thunder Simp: all of a sudden, im back to praying to my shrine☺️
Forgotten Simp: ooohhh kayyy... im gonna go to sleep. night.
Mama Simp: nighty
Daddy Simp: Goodnight everyone.
Everyone is offline
Saturday, 8:30 am
Walmart Jesus Simp: dai-chan i really thought we talked about the autocaps thing😥😥
Everyone is online
Daddy Simp: I- I don't know how to change it...
Mama Simp: 1) DAICHI YOU WATCHED ME TURN MINE OFF WTH?! 2) sho🥺 bunny🥺 are you ok?!
Walmart Jesus Simp: no.
Walmart Jesus Simp added Shoyo to the groupchat
Walmart Jesus Simp: yes. ok im gonna give Azu-chan his phone back
Walmart Jesus Simp is now offline
Shoyo: nishi-senpai?
Thunder Simp: OMFG THE GOD CALLED ON ME I REPEAT THE GOD CALLED ON ME!!!!
Thunder Simp: i mean- hey shoyo wassup?
Shoyo: youre adorable🥰 anyways can you change my name? it can be anything you want
Thunder Simp: *LE GASP* OF COURSE I WILL OMG YES RYUU BROO DO YOU SEE THIS?!?
Bald Simp: YES BRO YOURE SO LUCKYYY
Thunder Simp renamed Shoyo to 'Our Cult Leader😻😫'
Our Cult Leader😻😫: you know when i said ANYTHING... i didnt mean- yk what? nvm. i love the name you gave me yuu-chan
Our Cult Leader😻😫: anywayss YAMA-CHANN
Freckled Simp: i have been summoned from my gay panic. what is it sho-chan?
Our Cult Leader😻😫: i'll pm you ok?
Freckled Simp: ok?
Freckled Simp is now offline
Our Cult Leader😻😫 is offline
Thunder Simp: OMFG HE SAID HE LOVES IT OFJXKXBXMXN
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Yama's and Sho's PM
Saturday, 9:10
My peach<3: do you want to be my boyfriend?
My cutie🥰: AHHHHHHH OMFG OMFG OMFG YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
My peach<3: hehe youre so cute yama-chan
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[We live for Hinata Shoyo😫❤️🍊]
Saturday, 9:15
Daddy Simp: shoyo please come back and tell these two idiots to shut up
Our Cult Leader😻😫 is online
Our Cult Leader😻😫: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG DAI-CHANNN YOU FOUND OUT HOW TO GET RID OF THE ANNOYING AUTOCAPS IM SO PROUD OF YOUUU *VIRTUAL KISSES FOR SAWA-SENPAI*
Daddy Simp: i feel ✨ a p p r e c i a t e d ✨ and ❤️ l o v e d ❤️
Our Cult Leader😻😫: as you should🥰
Our Cult Leader😻😫: OH BEFORE I FORGET!! CHIKA-CHANNNN
Forgotten Simp: yes?
Our Cult Leader😻😫: can you come pick me up tomorrow🥺🥺 that way even if i am late you'd just be chilling in my house :))
Forgotten Simp: o-of course i can!
Our Cult Leader😻😫: GREAT! here's my address to everyone for future purposes: ********* street house 4
Our Cult Leader😻😫: i have to go now. i need to save asa-senpai from natsu and zuki lol they're braiding his hair
Our Cult Leader😻😫: bye bye~
Our Cult Leader😻😫 is offline
Thunder Simp: AYO! WHY IS ASAHI STILL THERE?!?
Walmart Jesus Simp is online
Walmart Jesus Simp: there is no rule that we can't spend additional time with shoyo after the date❤️
Walmart Jesus Simp is offline
Tsundere Simp: tch
Mama Simp: wait- who's after ennoshita
Daddy Simp: i am. why?
Mama Simp: mk, so from daichi to kinoshita.. if you dont send one pic of him during your date, i will kill you brutally then make it look like an accident. got it?🙂
Daddy Simp: y-yes sir...
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heya. hope you enjoyed this filler chapter lol. ennohina chap coming tomorrow or day after hehe. ok bye bye~
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