Season 1 Episode 1
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Garcia added Hotch, Rossi, Reid, Morgan, JJ and Emily to a group chat.
Garcia named the group chat BAU baes.
PG: you might be wondering why I gathered you all here today.
PG: it is because I made a group chat for non work things! I thought it would be fun because all be do it talk about work and this will be an outlet for non work stuff!!
AH: This group chat is a good idea. But let's keep it PG-13. I don't wanna hear all that stuff.
PG: you won't be hearing it.... you will be reading it!😂😂
AH: I take back what I said about this being a good idea.
DM: ahh ahhh no take backs! It's a rule!
JJ: yeah you never ever have take backs!
AH: Dang ok, I take back the take back.
DM: good.
JJ: where is the others?
DR: I've just been reading the messages, I didn't feel like saying something.
EP: same.
JJ: oh ok makes sense.
PG: where 187?
DM: idk, REID?
JJ: REID!
AH: REID!
PG: REID!
DR: REID!
EP: REID!
SR: Guys, shut up.
EP: Why is our young genius on a date?
SR: Yes and they are getting freaked out on how much my phone is buzzing. So I say again- shut up.
PG: OH MY GOSH!!! Our child is growing up so fast!!!!!!!
JJ: WHATS HER NAME REID!!??
DM: YOU GO MAN!!!
AH: Guys we should stop for a bit, let him do his magic.
AH: And I mean that literally.
PG:😂😂😂😂😂
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The next day
BAU baes
EP: so how was your date Reid?
AH: It might be going on still....😳
DR: You said you wanted to keep this PG-13
AH: Yeah but this is Reid.
DM: factssss
JJ : Garcia can you check how many phones are at Reid's or if where he is?
PG: you underestimate me JJ!
PG: THERE ARE TWO PHONES AT REIDS APARTMENT!!!!!!!! I REPEAT TWO PHONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DM: that dogggg
EP: shut up Morgan you bring home a new girl every week 😬
JJ :🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
DR: Emily1 - Derek 0
DM: I feel attacked......
EP: that because you are.
SR: you people woke me up.
EP: oh no, Reid's gone off the rails, didn't uppercase his first word!!!!
SR: I'm mad that you guys woke me up.
DM: so pretty boy..... how was your date?
SR: You'll never find out.
DM: whyyyyy🙁🙁🙁🙁
SR: Because you woke me up. Now goodbye.
DM: You gotta go make her breakfast don't ya???
SR: I said goodbye.
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