The Hargreeves Group Chat

Five and Dolores Sitting in a Tree

A/N: I just want to say that this chapter takes place on my birthday and I went on hiatus because I ran out of ideas 

Wednesday January 6th 2020 3:14 a.m

Luther: HOLY SHIT

Diego: oh

Klaus: My

Ben: God

Allison: Luther swore

Luther: And?

Vanya: Nothing

Luther: FIVE IS MAKING OUT WITH THAT WEIRD DOLL OF HIS ON THE COUCH 

Vanya: He calls her dolores 

Diego: I just left the kitchen and it looks like that scene from Brooklyn 99

Klaus: The one with Pimento and Diaz

Diego: yes

Klaus: Are you uncomfy 

Diego: yes

Klaus: Well don't get your panties in a twist our baby brother found love

Luther: In a doll it's weird

Ben: am i the only one unbothered what even is the kids dating pool anyway

Luther:

Ben: he cant date adults because he looks like a kid and he cant date kids because he has the mind of an adult 

Luther: when you put it like that

Klaus: Awww Benny is standing up for his baby brother 

Diego: Luther run it's starting 

Luther: oh god

Ben: what 

Diego: think about what happened when Diaz and Pimento progressed 

Klaus: I-

Ben: that kid

Klaus: so young

Luther: I DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT 

Diego: who wants to watch The Little Mermaid in Ben's room farrrrrrr from Five

Ben: me

Luther: Me

Klaus: me