Saturday December 12th 2020 3:46 a.m
Klaus: Shit is anybody else awake
Five: Yessssss
Klaus: Allison isn't here and I need you
Five: Where are you
Klaus: The bathroom by most of the bedrooms
Five: NO
Klaus: The door is open and it's more a small child that needs you and we are the only "adults" that are awake
Five: Fine
Five: What's the problem anyway
Klaus: what I believe you where supposed to be vaccinated for but you punched a doctor and 12 nurses when they showed a needle and Diego fainted and used the apocalypse as an excuse
Five: DAMMIT
Klaus: bye bye I'm going to the club downtown
Five: This won't end well
5:00 a.m
Allison: KLAUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Allison: FIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Five: shit
Klaus: shittgtgehejeh
Five: Are you sober
Klaus: no and no and no
Five: Ben he's all yours now my work here is done
Ben: when did it start
Five: 7 minutes ago
Ben: ass
Five: You love me
Allison: My phone is dying so we will finish this talk later
12:46 p.m
Allison: CAN WE NOT MAKE THIS ABOUT KLAUS AND HIS SOBRIETY MY DAUGHTER IS SICK AND I JUST FINISHED MY PHOTOSHOOT AND WAS UNABLE TO CHECK MY PHONE FOR SEVEN HOURS BECAUSE IT DIED ON THE RIDE THERE AND NOW I AM ON A BUS AND WILL BE ON AND OFF FOR THE FIVE HOURS
Ben: damn where are you
Allison: Green Bay I just checked and Chicago will take five hours
Five: It's all going to be fine Claire is sleeping in my bed and mom is making soup for her
Allison: Thank you Five
Ben: never thought i would see those three words in the same sentence
Five: Shut up
Ben: it was too good to be true
Luther: Dad sent me to the moon
Diego: we know
Luther: Dad sent me to the moon
Diego: we knoW
Luther: Dad sent me to the moon
Diego: we knOW
Luther: Dad sent me to the moon
Diego: we kNOW
Luther: Dad sent me to the moon
Diego: we KNOW
Luther: Dad sent me to the moon
Diego: wE KNOW
Luther: Dad sent me to the moon
Diego: WE KNOW
Luther: Dad sent me to the moon
Five: WE FUCKING KNOW GODDAMNIT NOW IF YOU DONT SHUT THE HELL UP WITH YOUR ANNOYING ASS DAD SENT ME TO THE MOON FUCKING BULLSHIT I WILL TAKE YOU THERE MYSELF AND LEAVE YOU TO FUCKING DIE
Klaus: 👁👄👁
Vanya: 👁👄👁
Ben: 👁👄👁
Diego: 👁👄👁
Luther: My feelings hurt
Five: I DONT GIVE A SHIT
Klaus: Said with love❤️
Luther: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
Klaus: What is it
Luther: HOW IS BEN TEXTING US
Klaus: I DIDNT BUY HIM A PHONE
Five: I bought ghost him a phone because of a plan I have to resurrect him that's all I will say
Ben: 🤦🏻♂️
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A/N: In my one shots I will have Five saving Ben in there within the next month it will be a while because I have a order for what will be published first and it will be posted when they see living Ben in here
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Diego: RESURRECTING YOU WANT TO RAISE HIM FROM THE DEAD
Five: With time travel
Diego: Then he will be a KID and won't djejenfneken
Five: LET ME HELP CLAIRE EAT HER SOUP IN PEACE SO I CAN FINISH MY EQUATIONS
Diego: IF YOU FUCK THIS UP
Ben: he won't i have been watching him and we have been texting so i can help
Klaus: THATS WHY YOU HAVENT BEEN HAUNTING ME AS OFTEN
Ben: SO I CAN BE ALIVE AGAIN
Klaus: That dead card is so overused
Ben: WELL IF YOU LET FIVE RESSUReECT ME
Five: There are more pressing issues right now Claire can't keep anything down
Ben: klaus manifest me its important
Klaus: Fineeeee
Ben: five get your hands off her ive got this
Five: 🙄
Diego: BEN DONT FUCK THIS UP
Ben: well maybe if you stopped nagging
Diego: fineeeee
3:00 p.m
Ben: shes all yours five
Five: Did you fuck up
Ben: nope
Five: I am so overworked
Five: And you ask why I never sleep
Five: So naggy
Diego: you did this to yourself
Five: STOP SAYING THAT BECAUSE IF YIU DONT I CAN AND WILL SHOVE YOUR HEAD THOUGH THIS WALL AND YOU WILL CRY AND CRY AND CRY I AM A TRAINED ASSASSIN I AM THE BEST AND MOST DANGEROUS IN THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM TRY ME I HAVE A ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SUCCESS RATE YOU WISH YOU WHERE ME YOU WISH YIU WHERE AS GOOD AS ME I AM THE BEST I CAN SINGLE HANDEDLY END THE WORLD I KILLED THE ARCHDUKE I STARTED WORLD WAR ONE AND I CAN AND WILL DO IT AGAIN I AM UNSTOPPABLE SO YOU WANT TO INSULT ME WELL THINK AGAIN ASSHOLE
Diego: I-
Luther: you caused World War One
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