Wednesday December 23rd 2020 11:48 p.m
Klaus: Hey Ben go to Fives room and spy on him I want to know what he bought
Ben: you could just talk to me
Ben five will find out by reading this
Ben: he already told me
Klaus: It's more fun this way and HOW DARE HE THAT TINY ASSASSIN GREMLIN CHILD
Five: CALL ME THAT AGAIN AND I WILL CUT YOUR TOUNGE OUR WITH A GRAPEFRUIT SPOON
Klaus: Heyyyyy ChaCha said the same threat to me once small world
Five: If anybody asks where I am say Canada
Klaus: Where are you going mister
Five: Shopping I should be back in the morning
Five to Ben
Thursday December 24th 2020 4:17 a.mFive: I'm back
Ben: so now what
Five: I want you to come outside in the yard
Ben: YOU KIDNAPPED ME
Five: I simply used time travel to make a photocopy of a younger you then aged said young photocopy of you and now if I merge both your consciouses you should be alive like a permanent possession this is what we've been working on
Ben: IF YOU FUCK THIS UP
Ben: it worked
Five: DONT THROW YOUR PHONE LIKE THAT
Ben: i need to hide
Five: I know a place
Ben: where
Five: A commission issued hotel
Ben: THAT PLACE
Five: It's your only option
Ben: FINE
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7:53 a.mKlaus: hehe
Diego: that wasn't creepy at all
Klaus: Benny Boy is hiding
Ben: BENNY BOY????
Klaus: 👁👅👁
Diego: is your brain melted yet
Ben: klaus has always had a melted brain mine is melting
Vanya: REMEMBER WHEN AMELIA MELTED A BRAIN IN HER LAB AND THAT CREEPED OUT TOM
Luther: ?
Diego: ?
Allison: I don't watch Greys Anatomy remember
Klaus: I REMEMBER THAT
Ben: I don't want to
Five: YES
Luther: I was on the moon
Diego: Five do you watch Greys Anatomy
Five: I love watching some Netflix with my favorite sister
Klaus: That show is sad as shit
Ben: im getting pie
Klaus: Ghosts can't eat pie
Ben: I WILL SNIFF IT
Klaus: Ghosts can't smell
Ben: I DONT GIVE A SHIT
Five: Ben RELAX
Ben: thank you five
Klaus: Dis sus
Vanya: Red sus
Luther: HWYAF DOES TGAT MEANNNJ
Diego: Among Us
Luther: STOPPPPP
8:51
Allison: Claire is asleep she put up a fight
Allison: Five it's time for bed
Five: NO
Allison: Then Santa won't come
Five: Who's that
Klaus: WHAT
Five: Who. Is. Santa.
Klaus: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE THE OLD MAN NEVER THOUGHT US THAT STUFF THEN ALL THOSE YEARS IN THE APOCALYPSE AND OLD SANTY KLAUS PROLLY DIED FROM IT THEN THE TIME TRAVEL OH SHIT FIVEY NEVER HEARD OF SANTA
Five: I just said that
Klaus: And I said why
Klaus: Fivey still a kid WOOOOOOOO
Allison: Santa comes on Christmas and brings presents to the kids
Five: Thank You and
Five: GOOD NIGHT
Klaus: does he want a new coffee maker that bad that he will participate in a tradition for kids
Klaus: this is one of the first times he has accepted he is a kid again
Ben: Stage 7: Acceptance
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