Twas the Night Before Christmas

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Wednesday December 23rd 2020 11:48 p.m

Klaus: Hey Ben go to Fives room and spy on him I want to know what he bought

Ben: you could just talk to me

Ben five will find out by reading this

Ben: he already told me

Klaus: It's more fun this way and HOW DARE HE THAT TINY ASSASSIN GREMLIN CHILD

Five: CALL ME THAT AGAIN AND I WILL CUT YOUR TOUNGE OUR WITH A GRAPEFRUIT SPOON

Klaus: Heyyyyy ChaCha said the same threat to me once small world

Five: If anybody asks where I am say Canada

Klaus: Where are you going mister

Five: Shopping I should be back in the morning

                               Five to Ben
       Thursday December 24th 2020 4:17 a.m

Five: I'm back

Ben: so now what

Five: I want you to come outside in the yard

Ben: YOU KIDNAPPED ME

Five: I simply used time travel to make a photocopy of a younger you then aged said young photocopy of you and now if I merge both your consciouses you should be alive like a permanent possession this is what we've been working on

Ben: IF YOU FUCK THIS UP

Ben: it worked

Five: DONT THROW YOUR PHONE LIKE THAT

Ben: i need to hide

Five: I know a place

Ben: where

Five: A commission issued hotel

Ben: THAT PLACE

Five: It's your only option

Ben: FINE

The Result of Making Seven Kids Superheroes
         7:53 a.m

Klaus: hehe

Diego: that wasn't creepy at all

Klaus: Benny Boy is hiding

Ben: BENNY BOY????

Klaus: 👁👅👁

Diego: is your brain melted yet

Ben: klaus has always had a melted brain mine is melting

Vanya: REMEMBER WHEN AMELIA MELTED A BRAIN IN HER LAB AND THAT CREEPED OUT TOM

Luther: ?

Diego: ?

Allison: I don't watch Greys Anatomy remember

Klaus: I REMEMBER THAT

Ben: I don't want to

Five: YES

Luther: I was on the moon

Diego: Five do you watch Greys Anatomy

Five: I love watching some Netflix with my favorite sister

Klaus: That show is sad as shit

Ben: im getting pie

Klaus: Ghosts can't eat pie

Ben: I WILL SNIFF IT

Klaus: Ghosts can't smell

Ben: I DONT GIVE A SHIT

Five: Ben RELAX

Ben: thank you five

Klaus: Dis sus

Vanya: Red sus

Luther: HWYAF DOES TGAT MEANNNJ

Diego: Among Us

Luther: STOPPPPP

                              8:51

Allison: Claire is asleep she put up a fight

Allison: Five it's time for bed

Five: NO

Allison: Then Santa won't come

Five: Who's that

Klaus: WHAT

Five: Who. Is. Santa.

Klaus: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE THE OLD MAN NEVER THOUGHT US THAT STUFF THEN ALL THOSE YEARS IN THE APOCALYPSE AND OLD SANTY KLAUS PROLLY DIED FROM IT THEN THE TIME TRAVEL OH SHIT FIVEY NEVER HEARD OF SANTA

Five: I just said that

Klaus: And I said why

Klaus: Fivey still a kid WOOOOOOOO

Allison: Santa comes on Christmas and brings presents to the kids

Five: Thank You and

Five: GOOD NIGHT

Klaus: does he want a new coffee maker that bad that he will participate in a tradition for kids

Klaus: this is one of the first times he has accepted he is a kid again

Ben: Stage 7: Acceptance

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