The Hargreeves Group Chat

Christmas

TW: Weed   

     Friday December 25th 2020 9:00 a.m

Klaus: RISE AND SHINE PARTY PEOPLE ITS CHRISTMAS

Luther: Did you just wake up

Allison: Good morning

Ben: I'm hiding

Five: c o f f e e

Vanya: SLEEP

Diego: lemme rest

Klaus: Good Morning Klaus

Klaus: SHIEUGT

Diego: u okay there

Klaus: A GREMLIN JUST BEAMED IN FRONT OF ME HOLDING A EMPTY COFFEE CAN RELEASING A STRING OF SWEAR WORDS

Diego: what

Allison: the

Vanya: actual

Luther: fuck

Ben: THAT WAS MY PART

Luther: DAD SENT ME TO THE MOON

Ben: SO YOU GET A FREE PASS TO STEAL MY PART

Luther: YES

Ben: NO

Vanya: I love this family

Sissy: I am only in here because you are my girlfriend I don't even know how to text your kind brother Diego is typing this

Luther: What the hell

Lila: I love Diego

Five: I hate Lila

Lila : and I hate you

Five: I love hating you

Lila: I love hating you to

Klaus: I'm scared

Five: You should be

Lila: You should be

Raymond: IS EVERYTHING OKAY ALLIE

Allison: Yes baby

Raymond: Good

Five: DID SANTA COME ALLISON

Allison: He did Five

Lila: hehe Number Five believes in Santa

Diego: don't be mean Lila

Lila: humph

Klaus: YAYYYYYY PRESENTS I WANT A NEW
BONG

Allison: Santa doesn't give bongs

Klaus: 🥺

Five: OOOOOOOO KLAUS LOOK AT MY COFFEE MAKER AND ALL THIS COFFEE

Klaus: CROP TOPS

Five: STUFF FOR DOLORES

Klaus: NAIL POLISH

Five: KNIVES

Klaus: EYELINER

Allison: You two are so immature

Five: TAKE THAT BACK

Allison: Nope

Five: IF YOU DONT I WILL TAPE ALL OVER THE ACADEMY YOUR PICTURES OF LEONARDO DICAPRIO FROM WHEN YOU WHERE THIRTEEN I KNOW WHERE YOU HID THEM WHEN YOU WOULD HIDE THEM

Allison: That is a empty threat

Five: I opened the vent

Five: I found your caboodle

Five: Why so many scrunchies

Allison: SHITTTTTTT THEY ARE EVERYWHERE FIVEEEEEEE

In the end Allison apologized

These where their presents

Luther: everything was moon themed

Diego: knives and a positive pregnancy test from Lila  (Five cried)

Allison: A new caboodle last minute because Five burned hers and clothes

Ben: his presence and everybody was ecstatic to see him

Vanya: violin music and she is engaged to Sissy

Raymond: a laptop he was very confused

Lila: hatred from Five

Sissy: she moved in

Jill: she also moved in and was so happy to be with Ben where he is alive

Dave: Klaus' dog tags it was special to them because Klaus had Dave's