(Daruk joined the chat)
DARUK: Anybody here? I wanna ask about this weird sauce I found in my rock roast today
(Mipha joined the chat)
MIPHA: hi Daruk, I need help
DARUK: Hey so do I, theres a weird sauce that I found
MIPHA: Hmmmm I'll tell you that Link didn't put it there
DARUK: Okay, now whats up
MIPHA: So I talked to Link the other day after everybody else left
MIPHA: And I tried to give him some Zora Armor ive been making but I didn't have the courage to
DARUK: Thats unfortunate. after all I know what Zora Armor is.
MIPHA: Really?
DARUK: I had to learn stuff about the other tribes in order to plan out an education system for after the upcoming revolution
MIPHA: Ok well what do I do?
DARUK: ya gotta go down there right away and give him that armor
MIPHA: Okay I willl.
DARUK: :)
MIPHA: wait what
DARUK: ?
MIPHA: Heefggef
DARUK: What are you saying
MIPHA: help
(Mipha was disconnected)
DARUK: huh neat
(Link joined the chat)
LINK: Hey Daruk
DARUK: yeah little guy?
LINK: I have something to ask Zelda. Something I've been needing to ask her for a long time.
DARUK: Uh oh what is it
LINK: I need to ask her- Well-
DARUK: :(
LINK: I need to ask her to stop putting ham in my sandwiches. I despise ham.
DARUK: Wait really? Thats what you were gonna ask zelda-
LINK: Yeah, there was something else I was gonna ask Zelda that was really important, but I forgot. I bumped into a rock earlier...
DARUK: Mipha has something to give to you
LINK: Okay what is it
DARUK: I cant say that would ruin the surprise. But she was disconnected and said help or something
LINK: thats weird
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