(Anonymous weirdo joins the chat)
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ANONYMOUS WEIRDO: I can't wait for Halloween in a few weeks! On October 31st!
DARUK: Isn't Halloween tonight? October 9th? It is in Hyrule at least.
ZELDA: Yes. Legend says many years ago on October 9th a hero saved hyrule from Pumpkin Demons, ghosts, and a stalfos army. It has been celebrated as Halloween ever since.
ANONYMOUS WEIRDO: Oh. Where I come from, it's just a dumb holiday where people dress up and pass out candy on the 31st
URBOSA: People dress up for Halloween here too. But I have no idea what this "candy" stuff is that you are talking about
LINK: :):):):):):):):):):):)::):):):):):):):)
MIPHA: Link loves Halloween. He always dresses as a black cat with bright red eyes.
RAVIOLI: Is that because he loves the color red?
(Mipha removes Ravioli from the chat)
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: so! Since it's Halloween here in Hyrule, lets all share each other's secrets! Except Revali. We kicked him off. He doesn't have any secrets anyways. We all know he has a low IQ. Anyways, My secret is that I'm from a different planet and from the future!
DARUK: I had a brother once but I accidentally bumped into him and he fell off a cliff and died.
URBOSA: My Ancestors were thieves who worshipped Ganon.
LINK: 😍🐟
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: So you finally reveal it.
DARUK: It ain't a big secret. Link told me loves salmon once before.
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: Oh... Wait, Salmon??? I hate salmon!
LINK: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
MIPHA: Calm yourself Link! Anyways my secret is..... uhhhh.... I disemboweled a Lynel???
ZELDA: I hate being Royal.
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: OK. I'm gonna have to try a lot harder to get y'all to reveal your secrets. You all have much bigger secrets than those. NIll give you the rest of the month to reveal them or I'll do it for you.
LINK: 😶😶😶😶
ZELDA: uh oh....
LINK: ?
ZELDA: One of my aides told me they've found a body in the castle. Come quick
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RAVIOLI: Alright I'm back- of course they left... 😔😔😔
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FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
