(Link and Daruk joined the chat)
LINK: Daruk can you educate me
DARUK: What do you mean? Have you not gone to school
LINK: I spent my whole life training as a knight. All I learned education-wise was math and language arts
DARUK: Well, let me teach you history
LINK: ok
DARUK: It all started with a big bang, then the planet was made by the three golden goddesses
LINK: Thats weird
DARUK: They made this land and left Goddess Hylia and the Sacred Triforce
LINK: I've always wondered why Hylia was so special
DARUK: Hylia created the tribes that dwell in hyrule. Demise and the demons attacked so Hylia sent the Hylians away and she used the Triforce and Master Sword to defeat Demise
LINK: Neat
DARUK: Much later the descendant of hylia, zelda, and a knight called Link found the master sword, and saved the land from Demise
LINK: Hey me and Zelda werent alive back then
DARUK: Let me finish. Demise swore that his evil would be reborn and Link and Zeldas descendants would always face evil forces
LINK: Thats why hyrule is always attacked by monsters then
DARUK: The two founded hyrule and zelda's godly blood flowed into the Royal Family. All Link and Zelda's descendants were named Link and Zelda for some reason. They all fought evils such as Ganon and others
LINK: im starting to understand
DARUK: Ganon kept attacking every few hundred or thousand years
LINK: uh huh
DARUK: And the most recent time, 10,000 years ago, the advanced sheikah made fighting Calamity Ganon easier thanks to the Guardians and Divine Beasts
LINK: alright
DARUK: You and Zelda are supposedly descendants of those two, and with us champs you will defeat Ganon at his next appearance, which will be soon
LINK: Didn't Ganon attack a few chapters ago-
DARUK: Our contract says we can't break the fourth wall in this story remember-
LINK: Oh yeah
(Zelda joined the chat)
ZELDA: lemme scroll up
DARUK: Okay
ZELDA: You see Link, as our ancestors got together and founded Hyrule then, we are destined to save Hyrule together and then we will be together
LINK: But your mean to me sometimes.... You used to say I sucked and I was a loser
ZELDA: Didn't I take all that back?
LINK: Ya but I cant forgive you for making fun of the 18 years I've spent training as a knight
(Urbosa joined the chat)
DARUK: Rejected
ZELDA: :(
(Revali joined the chat)
URBOSA: You sound like Revali, Daruk
REVALI: Me and that fat boulder are nothing alike!
DARUK: >:(
(Mipha joined the chat)
MIPHA: Hows everybody
URBOSA: Were plotting Revali's death
ZELDA: >:)
LINK: Yes
MIPHA: I thought we were all friends... :(
ZELDA: Me and Link arent friends cuz he rejected me >:(
MIPHA: wait really? :O
REVALI: I sense a triangle, what kind I shall soon say-
(Revali was kicked off the chat)
URBOSA: One day I will electrocute him
DARUK: How bout tomorrow. You and me team up and beat his feathers
URBOSA: Sounds like a plan
(Urbosa and Daruk left the chat)
ZELDA: I'm gonna get my picture of Revali and practice shooting arrows at it to relive my stress
(Zelda left the chat)
MIPHA: Do you wanna come visit the domain Link
LINK: Get away from me creep
(Link left the chat)
MIPHA: I guess he forgot about what happened last week. Besides Im the nicest person in hyrule
(Beedle joined the chat)
BEEDLE: GIVE ME MONEY! I'M BOUT TO GO BANKRUPT! PLEASE! I DONT WANNA GO ON THE STREETS LIKE MY FATHER-
MIPHA: Get a life
(Beedle was blocked from the chat)
(Mipha left the chat)
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