incorrect quotes pt.3

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Luke, to Reggie: Ok it might just be me, but for some reason i'm starting to think that 'b' in our bromance is starting to slip away.

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Julie: I need you all to be totally straight with me

the band: *gay silence*

Alex: That's going to be extremely difficult for us

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Alex: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Reggie: Yeah, yeah- I know, it's bad for the environment or whatever

Alex: No, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti

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Luke: I don't want to ruin our friendship but I really want to kiss-

Julie: ruin it

Alex, in the other room: I knew it!

Reggie, also in the other room: *sadly slides Alex a $20 bill*

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Luke: Cuddling is for wimps

Alex: So what are we doing?

Luke: Sharing body heat

Alex, trying to hide his smile: I see

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Alex: Where is that idiot?

Reggie: I'm right here

Alex: Surprisingly enough, i'm not talking about you this time.

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Reggie: We can't go in there. It says '18+' and there's only two of us.

Luke: You're so stupid, Reggie

Luke: We'll just invite more people

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Reggie: *Does/says something extremely stupid*

Alex: I don't know him

Reggie: HA! he's a liar! we're actually married!

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Alex: *puts suncream on*

Luke: *laughing* pussy.

Alex: You think you're tougher than the sun? the sun?!

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Alex: Hey has anyone seen my top?

Luke, not looking up from his guitar: Yeah, Willie is in the kitchen.

Flynn: *chokes*

Reggie: *spits out his drink*

Julie: Luke!

Luke: Julie!


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