JATP one-shots

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Reggie: Hey, sick costume what are you supposed to be?

Alex: A depressed teen.

Reggie: Oh, you did really well!

Alex: cause it's not a costume.

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Julie: What did ya'll get for number 12?

Alex: I got 18

Luke: I got 9.5

Reggie: I got Abraham Lincoln..for some reason I don't know-

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Reggie: It's really muggy out today.

Alex: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm going to kill you.

Reggie: *sips coffee from a bowl*

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Luke: Look at the buns on that guy.

*Reggie on the ground with buns all over him*

Alex: *walks in with toy gun* this is the comedy police, the jokes too funny

Luke: *pulls toy gun out of nowhere* I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-

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Luke: I wasn't sure what chocolates you liked, so I got them all..

Julie: ...

Julie: Luke, there are like 300 boxes here-

Luke: I panicked, okay! Valentines can be very stressful!

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Alex: Can you guys just TRY to see it from MY perspective.

Reggie: *gets on knees*

Luke: *crouches down*

Alex:

Alex: I will kill you both in your sleep.

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Julie: I'm not dating Luke!

Reggie: No one would judge you. It's understandable. He's strong and mysterious, and sort of compact but well-muscled.

Julie: I'm not dating Luke, but i'm starting to think that you might be-

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Julie: Hello, people who don't live here.

Luke: Hey.

Reggie: Hi. 

Alex: Hello.

Julie: I gave you the key for emergencies.

Luke:

Luke: We were out of food.

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Someone: *trying to flirt with Luke* 

Someone: What's a brilliant man like you doing with someone like him? *points to Alex*

Luke: shhh! I don't think he knows he can do better!

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Julie: So what did we practice you would say to Luke?

Alex: "Will you go out with me tomorrow night?"

Julie: And what did you say to Luke?

Alex: I accidentally told him to suck my dick.

Julie: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY TELL SOMEONE TO SUCK YOUR DICK?

Alex: I PANICKED!

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This was so fun to make lol