Pik: aw shucks
Jo: hey I'm upset too but let's watch the fucking language
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Cloudy: Sometimes i have to tell myself 'it's just not worth the jail time'
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Jo: I hate going to the kitchen and realizing I'm the only snack in this house
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Cloudy: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeves.
Jo: You mean cards?
Alix: He did not.
Cloudy, pulling knives out of his sleeves: I did not.
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Nico: [drawing a messy line] Sorry, this line was supposed to be straight
Pik: Don't worry, so was I
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Maura: I just saw Ash crying in the headquarters for five or six minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just?? stopped crying?? and went right on back to work???
Alix: It's called time management.
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Pik: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible.
Kay: Don't you mean irresistible?
Nico: They do not.
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Kay: Are you talking to yourself?
Deano: Yes, it's the only way to have an intelligent conversation around here.
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Jo: My only goal in life is to be a hot mom with a jeep.
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Cloudy: WHO ATE MY FRIES?!! I WILL FUCKING-
Alix: I did
Cloudy: -kiss you and ask you if you want more. You haven't been eating enough, babe
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Cloudy: Please stop forgiving me for my sins. I worked hard for those.
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Alix: Quit your job.
Alan: Why.
Alix: Join our gay band.
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Alan: fellas is it gay t-
Jo: yes.
Alan: I haven't even finished my sentence?
Jo: everything you do is gay, Alan
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Jo: It's fascinating. You know all these words, and they're English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don't make any sense.
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Maura: on a scale from one to ten, how bad do you think it would be if I-
Everyone: At least twenty
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Jo: You're pouting.
Alan: I'm not pouting. I'm brooding, which is how sexy w*men pout.
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Jo: Alix has 19 bottles of dish soap and they give Ash--
Pik: Wait why does Alix have so many soaps?
Alix: [looks away from their soap and at Pik] MIND YO BUSINESS, PICKLEY.
