Pik: Mothman is real!!! He offered me cocaine in a dimly lit JC Penny one time.
Jo: I promise you that wasn’t Mothman.
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Pik: Kay, this hair wax isn't working, could you check it Kay: Kay: Pickley Kay: This is lube Pik :0
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Maura: hey how ya'll---
Pik: AHSHDHDHSHBF
Maura, screaming: GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH
Alix: it don't bite
Maura: YES IT DO GET YO--
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Pik to Jo: damn bitch what you doing out here with all that ass, double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass, the sun is still out hoe
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Alix: so apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Maura: Why don't British people have an angel at the top of their Christmas tree? 'Cause WHERE THE FUCK WOULD THE TEA BAG GO
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Pik: hey mom how was work--
Jo: DIDNTITELLYOUTOCLEANTHISKITCHEN
Pik:
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Jo: What's your favorite category in the Olympics?
Alan: ..oh the krabby patty toss, what bout you?
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Jo: Whats the emergency number? Nico, you!
Nico: 9/11!
Jo: NO--
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Pik: WHAT ARE THOSE
Nico: ..gummy bears..?
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Jo, breathing heavily: ITS TIME
Alan: jo, its only buy one, get one half off
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Alix running to pull Ash off a swing that they were upside down on: ASH I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT SHIT I TOLD YO DUMBASS SELF YOU GON HURT YOURSELF CUT THAT SHIT OUT RIGHT NOW--
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Alix: Since you joining the gang we gotta give you a nickname.
Nico: How about--
Alix: Sprinkles, we calling you sprinkles lil hoe
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Jo: Just a couple of dudes being guys
Alix: Just a couple of guys being dudes
Alan: just a couple of dudes being gay
Pik: show me your dick jo--
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Alix: YOU GON LEAVE ME THERE TO DIE HOMIE, WHERE THE FUCK WAS YOU
Jo: ..sleeping man--
Alix: SLEEPING SHIT
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Kay: oh my God, you smoke, don't you know that those can kill you?
Jo: yeah that's kinda of the point im tryna speed this shit up
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Nico: I have awoken cause yall ain't been doing the stanky leg
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Jo: drugs? no thanks, the only line im interested in is the line to get to heaven
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Alix: aye bro does this smell like chloroform to you?
Cloudy: Cloudy: yeah it kind of does Cloudy: Cloudy: oh fuck
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Jo: I don't want to be strong like pretty man, I want to be strong like bitch who fight bear in the forest.
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Pik, messaging Kay: hey bro can i borrow your wheels?
Kay: yeah for sure pik just be safe Kay: wait i need to grab something outta there, have you left yet?
Pik: yeah i left but your car is still there
Kay: ?? Kay: what you mean? Kay: YO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO????
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Cloudy: I wasn't that drunk last night
Jo: Yes you were. You were flirting with Alix
Cloudy: so what? They're my partner
Pik: You asked them if they were single, and then cried when they said they weren't
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Maura: did you know that most laugh tracks you hear on TV shows today were actually recorded in the 50s? That means technically you're most likely hearing dead people laughing.
Nico: This may be a pretty interesting fact for most people but I can always hear dead people laughing.
