Jo: [answers phone] Hello?
Alix: It's Alix.
Jo: What did they do this time?
Alix: What? No, it's me Alix. It's actually me.
Jo: What did you do this time?
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Jo: I accidentally kicked Pik in the face, and I couldn't decide between "ARE YOU OKAY" and "I'M SO FUCKING SORRY"
Jo: So I panicked and said "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!"
Jo: It took Pik a whole hour to get up and Alix hasn't stopped laughing since
Alix, laughing in the distance:
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Jo: Okay, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar, and you have to show me what'd you do.
Jo: Give me all your money.
Vela: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Jo:
Jo, to Alix: Give me all your money if you want to live.
Alix: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
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Vela/Blade: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons!
Jo: Woh, I can't wait for Halloween to see all the snoteleks.
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Pik: Vela got me a "get better soon" card.
Deano: Aw, that's nice.
Pik, scoffing: I wasn't sick, he just thought I could do better.
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Alix: Be kind, you never know what someone is going through.
Also Alix: Nice turn signal, fuck face.
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Vela/Blade: It's not illegal.
Police officer, staring at the trunk full of milk cartons: There's just so much--
Vela/Blade: but it's not illegal.
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Pik: wow Kay looks so calm, I wonder how she does it
Kay, interally: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck f
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Pik: What's the movie called?
Kay: "I love you man".
Pik: I love you too bro, but what's the movie called?
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Jo, looking at Vela, Alix, Pik, Ash, Alan, Deano, and Kay: Explain now.
Vela: It was Pik
Alix: It was Pik
Alan: It was Pik
Kay: It was Pik
Deano: It was Pik
Pik: hang on--
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Alix: Sometimes I drink milk straight out the container.
Pik: THE COW???
Alix: yes pik, tHE FUCKING COW
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Kay: I want you to come with me for shopping.
Deano: I have a doctor's appointment.
Kay: Tell them you're sick or something and come with me
Deano:
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Jo: What if when I'm driving, I press the accelerator and the brake at the same time?
Alan: It takes a screenshot
Jo: ALAN NO
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Jo: Why aren't there any synonyms for "me"?
Alix: Because there's no one like you
Jo: Bro..
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Jo: Wait, we can't go in there, it says 18+ only and there's only two of us
Alan: You're so dumb
Alan: Just invite more people
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Blade, as a 911 operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Pik, as the caller: HELP I THINK A MAN IS TRYING TO KIDNAP ME
Blade: Oh he's trying to kidnap you? Well at least someone wants you
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Vela/Blade: I almost got surprised adopted yesterday
Jo: what?
Alan: he almost got kidnapped
Jo: oh okay
Jo: WAIT WHAT
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[Jo when they lose Pickley in a store, to a worker]
Joey: Have you seen my daughter?
Joey: Short, brown hair, brown eyes
Joey: Clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet
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Jo: I hope you two have an explanation for this.
Alix: We have three actually
Pickley: Pick your favorite
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