Jo: I've done a lot of dumb shit
Nico: I witnessed the dumb shit
Kay: I remembered the dumb shit
Pik: I recorded the dumb shit
Alix: I joined you in the dumb shit
Deano: I've TRIED to stop YOU from doing the dumb shit.
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Deano: pik
Deano: you are an adult.
Pik: I don't count
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Alix: Alright, listen up you little shits
Alix: Not you, Jo. You're an angel and we're glad you're here.
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Joey: you either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at Mcdonald’s.
Pik: We’re going to Mcdonald’s if i don’t do my work?
Joey: NO-
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*insert arguing, yelling, bullying and crying*
Jo: I love my family <3
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Alix: I love murder mysteries
Cloudy (trying to impress them): I've been the lead suspect for dozens of cases
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Vela: The next time i open up to someone, it’ll be my autopsy.
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Kay: The next person to say "weird flex but okay" gets a knife to the ribs
Deano:
Deano: Preposterous boast but alas
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Alix: I have an idea. It's very uncool, but it’s not illegal, technically. But it IS a dick move
Cloudy: I love it
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Kay: My future partner much be of the utmost logical mindset and-
Pik, trips over a potted plant and then apologizes to it:
Kay: I want that one.
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Kay: That's not funny.
Deano: I thought it was funny.
Kay: You don't count Deano. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on net.
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Maura: I saw Pik and Ash hugging
Maura: But when I looked closer they were actually strangling eachother which makes more sense
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Alan: How do you manage to keep everyone in order?
Jo: I don’t. I woke up this morning and Pik was duct-taped to a wall
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Jo: Where's Pickley?
Vela: remembering that Pik got their head stuck in a tuba after Jo told her to leave it alone, and that he's supposed to cover for Alan and Alix as they work together to get Pik’s head unstuck from the tuba: ...who's Pickley?
