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Jo: I know you snuck out last night, Smiles.

Pik’s inner voice: Play dumb!

Pik: Who’s Smiles?

Pik's inner voice: Not that dumb!

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Alix: Listen, I'm not saying I'd fuck you.. but I would

Cloudy:

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Pik: I am going to shit myself violently as a defense mechanism if you even come near me

Nico: WHAT THE FUCK

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Nico: I live in Spain but without the S

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Alix: I should've left you on the street corner where you were standing..

Pik: BUT CHA DIDNT.

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Alix: Reject humanity, become monkee.

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Jo: Is the TV broken?

Alix: yes

Jo: ya'll know you got your own TV.

Deano: yes

Jo: Who even fucking broke it???

Pik: me

Jo: WHAT WERE YOU GUYS EVEN PLAYING???

Nico: *holds up wii remote* Wii.

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Alix: Pik, run in here and get yall juice! *putting oil all over the floor*

Pik: *runs into the kitchen, slips, and breaks the oven* Æ

Alix: SHIT

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Alix: Jo-- we're going to war.

Jo: LETS GOOOOO

Alix: but what it's gonna come up to, we HAVE TO KILL PICKLEY!

Alix: WE HAVE TO KILL HER WHEN SHE COMES BACK AND THEN KILL HER AGAIN, AND THEN KEEP KILLING HER FOR THE NEXT 5000 YEARS!!

Jo: yes.. PIK WHERE ARE YOUUUU, OH THERE SHE IS! PICKLEY!!

Pik: stopdontkillmedontkillmeletmegetmystuffletmesetmyspawn

Jo: PICKLEEEEEEY

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Alix: WHO TOOK MY FOOD??? PIK!

Alix: That was me 10 minutes ago, I was mad but friendship is more important!

Alix: That was me 15 seconds ago, screw it. *kicks down the door to Pickley's room* PICKLEY.

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Maura: That is not correct according to the encyclopedia of hsjrjrjwnmxmfnrnwncnfn

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Alix: The fuck is you looking at bitch?

Alix: My name is Jaquayveontavious, I'm 6 years old, and I do drugs, steal, fight, gangbang, domestic violence, and I like to slap squirells that I find in trees.

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Alan: To be honest, I wouldn't mind swiffer buttsex.

Jo:

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Alan: lalalalala

Alix: LOOK AT ME ALAN

Alan: now im hellen Keller

Alix: LOOK AT ME IN THE COCK EYE

Alan: all i heard was cock.

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Dean: You know what candy corn is made of? D I L D O  B I T S.

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Jo: Man, are you sure this is gonna work?

Alan: Yeah dude she's gonna think we're like 10 years old!

Jo: MAN YOUR FUCKING PENIS IS IN MY FACE

Alan: Dude I can't help it im growing

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Dean: You know, you only live once, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast.

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Jo: you can still be gangsta as hell and cry everyday, right?

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Pik upsets nico and texts him

Pik: Nico
Pik: Nico answer me

Nico: okay, let me just find my phone

Pik: okay
Pik:
Pik: NICO DID YOU JUST

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Jo: Have a nice gay!

Kay: I will, I hope you have one to bi the way
Kay: That sounded better in my head...
Alan: Nah that sounded pantastic
Maura: you aced it.
Pik: Lesbian
Dean: Thank you for participating in this, Pickley.

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Alix: Where's Pik

Cloudy: Taking a bath

Alix: oh nice
Alix:
Alix: why is screaming coming from the washing machine

Cloudy:

Alix: WAIT

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Jo, Pik, and Alix:

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