A policeman on his horse says to a little girl on her bike, "did Santa get you that? "
"Yes" she replied.
"Well tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year," and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the policeman and says "nice horse you've got there. Did Santa bring you that too?"
The policeman chuckles and replies "he sure did "
"Well," she says. "Next year tell Santa the f*cking dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
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